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I want you listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you. And I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you.
I'm just getting hardcore.
Yes. And hear me Dwight. When I say I took you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby.
When Michael was in charge, this place was like the Roman Empire. And the Wild West. And war-torn Poland. And Poland. There was just, a lot going on. So what you wore to work was the least of anybody's worries. And in the chaos, I soared.
Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them, that we have fewer clients, so that we can spend more time with each of them. Also, [reading from a Rolodex card] try to discuss it over Indian food, and try to mention how you distrust women.
Hi there Dwight Schrute here. I was just calling to see if Michael Scott Paper was meeting all of your paper needs. [turning over business card] And how is "Brenda age four, ponytail and Simon age seven"? [laughing] Oh! You don't say!
I wanted to start a company. Not a war. Because in a war, you always fight those you are closest to. And the great tragedy of the civil war, is that brother fought against brother. For what? What purpose did that serve. Apart from abolishing slavery. In that case, war was the right case. This doesn't seem as important though. That's just how the world works I guess.
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