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Michael Scott: She washes dogs.
Ryan: You're doin' it man.
Michael Scott: I know! I don't wanna get ahead of myself but... I think I want her to meet my mom.
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Ryan: Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels... James.
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[during the office lip dub]
Ryan: Wuphf dot com!
Kelly: Ryan we're doing a dance!--
Ryan: This is how you build a business! This is how you make it in this country!
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[Ryan and Kelly walk into Michael's office]
Ryan: Hey, quick question. [closes the door] Are you scared?
Michael Scott: Never. About what? A little. What are you talking about?
Ryan: We heard about the punch.
Michael Scott: What punch?
Kelly: Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work.
Michael Scott: I'm pretty sure we said slap.
Kelly: No. It's a punch. And Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.
Ryan: I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?
Michael Scott: [pauses] I... umm... I'm good.
Ryan: Alright. See you there.
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Michael Scott: No! Don't throw that away! That's my Drakkar Noir.
Ryan: No, this says 'Rite Aid Nite Swept.'
Michael Scott: It's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not playing for the label.
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Dwight Schrute: Do you live in a regular sized house?
Ryan: Yeah he's a normal guy. He's cool.
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Dwight Schrute: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided, the shovel.
Dwight Schrute: Oh temp I like that. I'm gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
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Jim Halpert: Hey man do you mind if I run something by you?
Ryan: Love it! Go.
Jim Halpert: Well, I kind of feel like what we had going for us was our customer service. And no matter how much we change this up, I don't know that a website's going to be able to replace that.
Ryan: I can tell you've thought about this a lot I appreciate that. David Wallace does too. You told him all about this at the Christmas party right?
Jim Halpert: [stammering]
Ryan: You did, yeah.
Jim Halpert: Hmm.
Ryan: Watch your back, Jim. [pause] Just kidding.
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Ryan: Hook it up! [smashes a beer bottle in the club]
Michael Scott: Wow... That's dangerous.
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Dwight Schrute: [Staring intensely at Ryan, smiling] So, you excited?
Ryan Howard: [Nodding while keeping eyes on the computer] Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: [Still smiling intensely] Very excited?
Ryan Howard: [With direct eye contact, smiling] Yes, I'm very excited.
Dwight Schrute: [Smiling to an almost explosive intensity level] EXTREMELY excited?
Ryan Howard: [Ceasing his smile and visibly peeved]
Dwight Schrute: [Also ceasing smile and showing deep interest] Just very? That's cool.
Ryan Howard: [Camera cuts to an annoyed Ryan]
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Ryan: Okay. Michael, why don't you start us off?
Michael Scott: Um. That wasn't much of an introduction.
Ryan: Ladies and gentleman, your boss, Michael Scott.
Michael Scott: [getting up] Still lame.
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