Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan: People keep calling me a 'wunderkind.' I don't even know what that means. But, I mean I know what it means. It means, very successful for your age. So I guess that makes sense. But, weird word.
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Jim Halpert: [on the phone] So I just got the fax, closing the sale, and, uh, it's big. It is really big.
Ryan: Congratulations.
Jim Halpert: Thanks--
Ryan: Don't interrupt. Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?
Jim Halpert: Nope, I didn't. I just logged it under--
Ryan: Alright try to be a team player here Jim. Log in on the website.
Jim Halpert: Alright. Well it already went through, so--
Ryan: Don't worry about that, just relog it. [hangs up]
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Trivia announcer [Question] Hey now, you're not an all-star of the NBA, but you did get your game on when you won the NBA's Sixth Man of the Year award in 2011. Who are you?
Andy Bernard Jim, Darryl, your time to shine.
Jim Halpert Shawn Marion.
Darryl Yes. Shawn Marion.
Ryan Howard That doesn't sound right, I want to say... Ladamian Washington?
Jim Halpert Wrong. For so many reasons.
Phyllis I know Elizabeth Taylor's sixth man was Richard Burton. Is that helpful?
Stanley [Gets up to leave] That's it, I'm going to go watch the boats on the river.
Kevin Ron Artest, Kelly.
Kelly No, it's Lamar Odom. If it was Ron Artest, it would've come up on Dancing With The Stars when they pan over his trophy case when he's at home with his family. Lamar winning Sixth Man was a huge storyline on Klohe and Lamar.
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Ryan: Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything's different, and I'd like your respect. I am your boss now, you're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan.
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Ryan: [off screen] I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone I know what an iPhone is.
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Ryan: What was that?
Dwight Schrute: Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.
Ryan: Is that your cousin Mose?
Dwight Schrute: ...Yes.
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Ryan: The glasses, are a little...
[Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them]
Pam Halpert: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kinda cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight Schrute: I can't see.
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Ryan: Ok. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Dwight Schrute: What?! "Diabolical plan?" I wouldn't even know how to begin a--
[Ryan holds up a report: My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute]
Ryan: I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
Dwight Schrute: So what do you want.
Ryan: I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert Down. I want in.
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Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the--
Ryan: Yes. Yes they did. Yes they did.
[cut to talking head]
Ryan: Yes. The social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
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