Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan: It wasn't personal.
Michael Scott: Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world.
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Assistant: You have a call from Eddie Murphy.
Ryan: Hello.
Michael Scott: Shrek! I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey Shrek!
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Ryan: And you got a goatee.
Michael Scott: I did!
Ryan: Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?
Michael Scott: Yess. Goooo tee!
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Ryan: Good luck, Michael.
Michael Scott: We don't need luck.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: But thank you. That was really nice to say.
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Ryan: I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.
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Michael Scott: Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors!
Ryan: Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael Scott: No....Yes.
Ryan: Ugh. Gross!
Michael Scott: But I got all the foot off of it
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Dwight Schrute: I didn't know that you were at a party on Saturday night.
Ryan: I go to... a lot of parties.
Dwight Schrute: Ok, I'm going to need to search your car. Give me your keys.
Ryan: I am not giving you my keys.
Dwight Schrute: Don't make me do this the hard way.
Ryan: What's the hard way?
Dwight Schrute: I go down to the police station on my lunch break. I tell a police officer - I know several - what I suspect you may have in your car. He requests a hearing from a judge and obtains a search warrant. Once he has said warrant, he will drive over here and make you give him the keys to your car, and you will have to obey him.
Ryan: Yeah, let's do it that way.
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[Creed is dressed as a vampire for halloween]
Creed: I vant to sell you blood!
Ryan: That's really not the trend in vampires right now.
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Ryan: Do I have to go? I have a big test tomorrow.
Michael Scott: Yes, you have to go. It's mandatory. But don't worry you're going to learn plenty. This is going to turn your life around, Ryan.
Ryan: I''m already in business school.
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[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.
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