Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan Howard: I'm getting paid to skip lunch, right?
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Ryan: Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again, I find that food is one thing I CAN control.
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Ryan: I found the pudding cups you wanted at a gas station in Carbondale!
Michael Scott: You did it, look at you! And with the plate and the napkin, very nice... thank you Ryan. Did you get the yams?
Ryan: No, the gas station in Carbondale did not have fresh yams!
Michael Scott: [sighs] Oh okay. I'll just have the pudding.
Ryan: You sure?
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Ryan: Okay.
[later]
Michael: Scott: You know what? I feel better. Ryan brought me some chocolate pudding, and his kindness healed my foot.
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Meredith: You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I'll bet no one even remembers what you said
Creed: I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out.
[cut to Ryan's talking head]
Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet... it's pretty shocking.
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Ryan: Michael. What are you doing here?
Michael Scott: Well, you know, just taking you up on your offer to party so tada.
Ryan: That is so awesome man! [hugs Michael] And you brought this guy! [gives Dwight a big hug]
Michael Scott: Ryan it's Michael and Dwight.
Ryan: I know it's you guys! I am so psyched you're here! Woooo!
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Ryan: Heard you guys were looking for cash, for the wedding?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.
Ryan: Question for you. Would you guys rather have a hundred dollars now, or five thousand dollars a year from now.
Pam Beesly: A hundred dollars now, for sure.
Ryan: Because you just give me fifty dollars to cover the broker fee. I put in a hundred of my own money, as the gift--
Pam Beesly: Yeah, no. I'll uh--the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.
Ryan: Instead of five thousand dollars a year from now?
Pam Beesly: How sure is this?
[cut to talking head]
Pam Beesly: The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. [thinks for a moment] Don't tell Jim.
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Dwight Schrute: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided, the shovel.
Dwight Schrute: Oh temp I like that. I'm gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
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Ryan: How many Filet o' Fishes did you eat?
Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
Ryan: Still...
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Ryan Howard: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.
Pam Beesly: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day.
Ryan Howard: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
Pam Beesly: Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.
Ryan Howard: If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Ryan Howard: Thanks.
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