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Oscar Have you thought about using the website as an emergency notification system for say, a school shooting, or a fire?
Ryan Howard No, It's not some digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun! Fun, communication, connection.
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Kelly: That is the bravest thing I have ever heard.
Ryan: I can't imagine what I would have done.
Kelly: I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.
Ryan: Well that was funny, that's why.
Kelly: Oh it was? Okay, well the next time that you get scared, that you think a murderer is in your apartment in the middle of the night, and you call me to calm you down--
Ryan: Okay. You know what I didn't ca--
Kelly: You can just call somebody else because I'm not going to do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not.
Ryan: Well don't talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night.
Toby: Can you stop-- Alright-- There's a bunch of people back here, maybe-- Guys--
Kelly: I call you in the middle of the night to tell you I love you!
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["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."]
Andy: Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar?
Oscar: It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.
Andy: But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?
Pam Halpert: Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.
Andy: I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics.
Ryan: [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs.
Andy: Rude! And not helpful.
Creed: Well I really really really really like it.
Andy: Well that... that really bums me out.
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Ryan: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know I had ever been here. And I'd forget, too.
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Michael Scott: Calling cards are the wave of the future. These things sell themselves.
Ryan: Who uses calling cards anymore?
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Ryan Howard: Dwight! How's the beet farm?! [turning to his friend] This guy has his very own beet farm. It's awesome!
Dwight Schrute: Well, it's weeble season...
Ryan Howard: I don't know what that means but it sounds awesome!
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Robert: Where is everyone? Where is Andy.
Kelly: Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.
Robert: Well I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. [looks around] But what we have here, is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the freethinkers of the office.
Ryan: Robert you've got your sheep, and your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep, I'm on the freaking moon.
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[license plate says 'WLHUNG']
Ryan Howard: Are you a big William Hung fan?
Todd Packer: Why does everybody ask me that? Who the hell is that!?
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Ryan: The glasses, are a little...
[Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them]
Pam Halpert: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kinda cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight Schrute: I can't see.
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