Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Andy Bernard: Alright the D.M. express is pulling out.
Susan: Alright. Well it's really nice to meet you Bryan. [they shake hands]
Ryan Howard: Uhh it's actually Ryan.
Susan: Oh! Ryan!
Ryan Howard: Yeah... [cuts to talking head] Bitch!
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Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael Scott: Oh okay.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: It's whomever.
Michael Scott: No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it's right.
Creed: Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students-
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word--
Oscar: Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly.
Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin: I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin: I don't know.
Pam Beesly: It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis: That sounds right.
Michael Scott: Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan: As an object.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar: Is he right about that--
Pam Beesly: How did he use it again?
Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object--
Michael Scott: Thank you!
Toby: ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael Scott: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?
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Ryan Howard: Do you guys wanna hear about Thailand?
Michael Scott: Oh yeah.
Pam Beesly: Sure.
[long pause]
Ryan Howard: It was indescribable.
Michael Scott: Sounds awesome.
Pam Beesly: Neat.
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Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight Schrute: They did not. They didn't have to say it to your face.
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Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
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Pam Beesly: Are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who drycleans jeans?
Pam Beesly: Michael and his jeans... he gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
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Ryan: Agent Michael Scarn, you lost some weight.
Dwight Schrute: Thank you for noticing.
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Robert: Where is everyone? Where is Andy.
Kelly: Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.
Robert: Well I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. [looks around] But what we have here, is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the freethinkers of the office.
Ryan: Robert you've got your sheep, and your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep, I'm on the freaking moon.
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Ryan: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much but he will be missed.
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