Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Kelly: | That is the bravest thing I have ever heard. |
| Ryan: | I can't imagine what I would have done. |
| Kelly: | I can. You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed. |
| Ryan: | Well that was funny, that's why. |
| Kelly: | Oh it was? Okay, well the next time that you get scared, that you think a murderer is in your apartment in the middle of the night, and you call me to calm you down-- |
| Ryan: | Okay. You know what I didn't ca-- |
| Kelly: | You can just call somebody else because I'm not going to do it anymore, Ryan. I'm not. |
| Ryan: | Well don't talk to me about calling people in the middle of the night. |
| Toby: | Can you stop-- Alright-- There's a bunch of people back here, maybe-- Guys-- |
| Kelly: | I call you in the middle of the night to tell you I love you! |
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| Dwight Schrute | This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet, the Pyramid. |
| Phyllis | Why is it shaped like that? |
| Dwight Schrute | So you can tell your clients, "Unleash the power of the Pyramid!" |
| Pam Beesly | It's huge! How much does it weigh? |
| Dwight Schrute | Oh, no no no, without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds. |
| Ryan Howard | How much memory does it have without the booster? |
| Dwight Schrute | 50L. |
| Ryan Howard | I'm sorry, "L"? |
| Jim Halpert | How much L to a K? |
| Dwight Schrute | You are really going to want the booster. |
| Stanley | How the hell are we supposed to sell-- |
| Jim Halpert | --I'll take five. |
| Phyllis | Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing. |
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| Ryan: | Kelly and I both agreed that we would both have fun, and I'm learning that fun for Kelly is getting married and having babies. Immediately. With me. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | What is the greatest danger facing Dunder Mifflin? |
| Ryan: | Outsourcing and consolidation of competition. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wrong. Flash floods. What is the true cause of Robert Mifflin's suicide. |
| Ryan: | Depression? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wrong. He hated himself. What is the DHARMA Initiative? |