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Ryan Howard: Hey. You're looking for me?
Pam Halpert: Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.
Ryan Howard: No you weren't.
Pam Beesly: No we weren't.
Ryan Howard: You wanted to have sex in my office.
Pam Halpert: No.
Jim Halpert: Definitely not. That's disgusting.
Ryan Howard: No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.
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Michael Scott: So, I need a little treat for the gang. Something to win their affections back.
Ryan: Back? Why is that, Michael?
Michael Scott: Well, I ran down Meredith in my car.
Ryan: Ohhhh. Did you do this on purpose?
Michael Scott: No. I was being negligent.
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Dwight Schrute: [drawing a map on the white board] Schrute farms is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've gone too far.
Ryan: Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.
Dwight Schrute: It's simpler this way.
Oscar: It's really not.
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Kelly: [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice!
Ryan: It's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody's always derivative.
Ryan: It's not organic. Do you know what I mean?
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Jim Halpert: Quick question, why is Tom Hanks on the wall?
Ryan: Twice.
Michael Scott: Good question. Forest Gump, mentally challenged. Philadelphia, AIDS.
Kevin: I think that's from Big.
Michael Scott: I don't think so, no.
Kelly: Yeah, he's dancing on a piano with Robert Loggia.
Michael Scott: He grew into a man overnight. Rare disability, still works.
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Michael Scott: Just have a small problem.
Ryan: I told you not to call about small problems.
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Ryan: Good luck, Michael.
Michael Scott: We don't need luck.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: But thank you. That was really nice to say.
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Dwight Schrute: [Staring intensely at Ryan, smiling] So, you excited?
Ryan Howard: [Nodding while keeping eyes on the computer] Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: [Still smiling intensely] Very excited?
Ryan Howard: [With direct eye contact, smiling] Yes, I'm very excited.
Dwight Schrute: [Smiling to an almost explosive intensity level] EXTREMELY excited?
Ryan Howard: [Ceasing his smile and visibly peeved]
Dwight Schrute: [Also ceasing smile and showing deep interest] Just very? That's cool.
Ryan Howard: [Camera cuts to an annoyed Ryan]
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