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Ryan Howard: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.
Pam Beesly: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day.
Ryan Howard: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
Pam Beesly: Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.
Ryan Howard: If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Ryan Howard: Thanks.
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Dwight Schrute: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided, the shovel.
Dwight Schrute: Oh temp I like that. I'm gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
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Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam Beesly: You came in at 10:30 today, right?
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Pam Beesly: Hey Ryan!
Ryan: [walks in typing to Blackberry] Hello, one second. [returns to blackberry] Hey Pam it's great to see you is Michael in?
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Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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Jim Halpert: [on the phone] So I just got the fax, closing the sale, and, uh, it's big. It is really big.
Ryan: Congratulations.
Jim Halpert: Thanks--
Ryan: Don't interrupt. Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?
Jim Halpert: Nope, I didn't. I just logged it under--
Ryan: Alright try to be a team player here Jim. Log in on the website.
Jim Halpert: Alright. Well it already went through, so--
Ryan: Don't worry about that, just relog it. [hangs up]
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Ryan: A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeasts and um, we all took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience, of what happened.
Michael Scott: Do you wanna talk about it anymore?
Ryan: Oh it would probably take an hour and half to tell that whole story.
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Michael Scott: Do you know any girl in New York you might... wanna hook me up with? That might be interested in a guy like me?
Ryan: No. Sorry man.
Michael Scott: Ah you tried.
Ryan: But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Ryan: Unreal.
Michael Scott: They sound great.
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Ryan Howard: Hey. You're looking for me?
Pam Halpert: Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.
Ryan Howard: No you weren't.
Pam Beesly: No we weren't.
Ryan Howard: You wanted to have sex in my office.
Pam Halpert: No.
Jim Halpert: Definitely not. That's disgusting.
Ryan Howard: No. It's... it's cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you're finished. I'll be out here.
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