Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Robert: Where is everyone? Where is Andy.
Kelly: Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.
Robert: Well I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. [looks around] But what we have here, is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the freethinkers of the office.
Ryan: Robert you've got your sheep, and your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep, I'm on the freaking moon.
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Michael Scott: Just out of curiosity how much do you get paid here?
Ryan Howard: Sixty thousand dollars a year.
Pam Beesly: You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
Ryan Howard: What do you make, secretary?
Employee: Get back to work shoe bitch!
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Michael Scott: [hugging Ryan] Oh Ryan I need a girlfriend so bad.
Ryan: Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.
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Ryan Howard I know I've tapped you so hard.
Michael Scott [smiles] Yes you have tapped this. Hard. [a "That's What She Said" is implied}
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Michael Scott: Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!
Kevin: Nice!
Phyllis: I love their breadsticks!
Pam Beesly: Oh their breadsticks are like crack!
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
Pam Beesly: Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?
Ryan: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.
Pam Beesly: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.
Michael Scott: Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?
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Ryan: Whose butt is that?
Kevin: Mine.
Ryan: Oh, how did I not guess that?
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Ryan: It wasn't personal.
Michael Scott: Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world.
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Dwight Schrute: [referring to Michael] I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.
Stanley: Is it nice outside?
Dwight Schrute: It's gorgeous. Let's go.
Stanley: Do I need my jacket?
Dwight Schrute: No really. It's very nice. C'mon!
Ryan: Will I be to warm in a long sleeve T?
Dwight Schrute: Everyone's gonna be fine in exactly what they're wearing. C'mon! Let's go!
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[in a sex shop]
Ryan: [about Michael] He hasn't even said a word yet. Just giggling.
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Ryan: Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!
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