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Ryan: And you got a goatee.
Michael Scott: I did!
Ryan: Did you get that after you helped me move and you saw mine?
Michael Scott: Yess. Goooo tee!
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Ryan: Hey man, you ever think there's going to be this massive nuclear holocaust and after all the major nations are destroyed it'll just be the tribes in the jungles that rise up and survive. That jungle warfare is going to rule the world?
Michael Scott: Yeah maybe.
Ryan: It's inevitable right?
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Michael Scott: I want you listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you. And I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you.
Pam Beesly: Michael!
Michael Scott: I'm just getting hardcore.
Ryan: Finally.
Michael Scott: Yes. And hear me Dwight. When I say I took you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby.
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Kelly: Can you stop micro-managing? I know how to do this.
Dwight Shrute: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: This girl was really rude to me at the mall, so I created a fake IM account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.
Ryan: Tell her everyone in homeroom thinks she's fat.
Kelly: That is so good.
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Pam Beesly: Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop.
Ryan Howard: That's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand.
Pam Beesly: I don't wanna look at your friend's boobs all day.
Ryan Howard: You could be hot too if you made any effort, at all.
Pam Beesly: Like how? Dying my hair blond?
Ryan Howard: This is from the sun.
Pam Beesly: Oh yeah I bet.
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Dwight Schrute: I can't help but think that something we did made this possible.
Ryan: Jim dug his own grave. But maybe we provided, the shovel.
Dwight Schrute: Oh temp I like that. I'm gonna engrave that in a piece of wood.
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[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.
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Ryan Howard: Dwight! How's the beet farm?! [turning to his friend] This guy has his very own beet farm. It's awesome!
Dwight Schrute: Well, it's weeble season...
Ryan Howard: I don't know what that means but it sounds awesome!
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