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Dwight Schrute: [Staring intensely at Ryan, smiling] So, you excited?
Ryan Howard: [Nodding while keeping eyes on the computer] Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: [Still smiling intensely] Very excited?
Ryan Howard: [With direct eye contact, smiling] Yes, I'm very excited.
Dwight Schrute: [Smiling to an almost explosive intensity level] EXTREMELY excited?
Ryan Howard: [Ceasing his smile and visibly peeved]
Dwight Schrute: [Also ceasing smile and showing deep interest] Just very? That's cool.
Ryan Howard: [Camera cuts to an annoyed Ryan]
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Andy Bernard: Alright the D.M. express is pulling out.
Susan: Alright. Well it's really nice to meet you Bryan. [they shake hands]
Ryan Howard: Uhh it's actually Ryan.
Susan: Oh! Ryan!
Ryan Howard: Yeah... [cuts to talking head] Bitch!
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Trivia announcer Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder Mifflin A team... excuse me, sir... I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... [the gay crowd laughs] but you can't check smart phones during trivia. It's against the rules.
Ryan Howard Ok... I'm turning it off.
Trivia announcer Ok, you're not turning it off.
Ryan Howard I won't look at it...
Trivia announcer Sir...
Ryan Howard I can't, I can't not touch it.
Trivia announcer Ok, we're just gonna take it away. [Ryan hands over phone reluctantly] Thank you.
Ryan Howard [Gets up and leaves] I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone...
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Michael Scott: No! Don't throw that away! That's my Drakkar Noir.
Ryan: No, this says 'Rite Aid Nite Swept.'
Michael Scott: It's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not playing for the label.
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Ryan: They really didn't like me.
Dwight Schrute: They did not. They didn't have to say it to your face.
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Michael Scott: Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
Ryan: Updating emergency contacts?
Pam Beesly: Well, is that really a priority?
Michael Scott: Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam.
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Ryan: I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.
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