Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | Calling cards are the wave of the future. These things sell themselves. |
| Ryan: | Who uses calling cards anymore? |
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| Ryan: | How are you? |
| Kelly: | Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly. |
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| Ryan Howard: | You know it's a myth women have to gain more than nine pounds in a pregnancy. Look at these actresses, some of them lose weight. |
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| Ryan: | Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything's different, and I'd like your respect. I am your boss now, you're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. |
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| Ryan: | Breakfast. I got you a sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh yummy yummy. Thank you Ryan. |
| Ryan: | What was the thing you needed me to come in early for? |
| Michael Scott: | Uh... the sausage, egg and cheese biscuit. |
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| Kevin: | Whoa, where'd you get that hat? |
| Ryan: | I'd rather not say. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Well, take it slow, because it seems like a lot of the time things like that need to-- |
| [Ryan enters] | |
| Ryan: | Soda. |
| Kelly: | Cool. Hey so, do you want to do something tonight? |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. [under his breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here. |
| Kelly: | I mean, I know its Valentine's Day and all, but there's totally no pressure at all. |
| Ryan: | I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends. |
| Kelly: | That's cool. I completely understand. |
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| Bartender: | Here you go. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wait a minute what is this? I didn't order this. |
| Bartender: | For you. [points to basketball players] From them. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh. [pours out the drink] |
| Ryan's friend: | What are you doing man? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Not safe. Anything could've been in there. [to the girls] Nice try! |
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| Michael Scott: | What advice you seek? ...Do you know who that is? |
| Ryan: | Fozzy bear? |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm no, no, it's yoda. |
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| Ryan: | Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing! |
