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| Dwight Schrute: | Listen, temp, I am conducting a little investigation, so I am no longer going to be able to head up spring cleaning. Do you think you can handle it? |
| Ryan: | Yeah, I think I can handle it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Do you think, or do you know? |
| Ryan: | I think. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh God, here. |
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| Michael Scott: | Ryan? Ryan, we're gonna take your clothes off. |
| Ryan: | No! [sits up] Guys. I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours. |
| Michael Scott: | Shh. Just-- stop. Here's what you do. You tell him, that you're his friend and that you're going to help him and that everything's going to be alright. [pause] And then you put a wire on him, and you find out who's selling him, drugs, and then, you get that and you flip him. Turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy, to people really, really bad. |
| [Ryan lies back down] | |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it. |
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| Stanley: | I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website. I'm not seeing commissions on that. |
| Ryan: | I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2.0. |
| Stanley: | When will that be. |
| Ryan: | Tbd. |
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| Ryan: | [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now. |
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| [as voices behind the cubicle] | |
| Kelly: | You are so mean. |
| Ryan: | I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Kelly: | Yes you do, Ryan Bailey Howard. You called me stupid. |
| Ryan: | No I said your idea is stupid. |
| Kelly: | What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour. |
| Ryan: | Don't you see why that's insane? |
| Kelly: | Oh, so I'm crazy now? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Brain teaser. I have two coins totaling 15 cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are they? |
| Ryan: | A dime and a nickel. |
| Dwight Schrute: | ...No I said one of them is not a nickel- |
| Ryan: | But the other one is, I've heard that before. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay. A man and a son get into a car accident, they're rushed to the hospital. Doctor says, 'there's no way I can operate on this boy-- |
| Ryan: | Because he's my son. The doctor is the boy's mother. |
| Dwight Schrute: | A man is found hanging from the ceiling- |
| Ryan: | He stepped on a block of ice, hung himself and the ice melted. |
| Dwight Schrute: | A hunter- |
| Ryan: | It's a polar bear because you're at the North Pole. |
| Dwight Schrute: | DAMMIT! |
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| Ryan: | Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything's different, and I'd like your respect. I am your boss now, you're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. |
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| Ryan: | It wasn't personal. |
| Michael Scott: | Business is always personal. It's the most personal thing in the world. |
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| Michael Scott: | I need my entourage. Jim! Dwight! Ryan! Common we're going to Asian Hooters. |
| Ryan: | Oh man I can't. |
| Michael Scott: | Why not? |
| Ryan: | I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy. Peanut allergy. I just ate there last night. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok. Feel better. Common Jim, let's go. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. Thanks for taking all the excuses, dude. |
| Ryan: | Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back. |
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| Ryan: | How are you? |
| Kelly: | Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly. |
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