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Dwight Schrute: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.
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Ryan: I want an outsider.
Jim Halpert: Perfect. There are several outside candidates that we think would be really...
Ryan: No, I mean an ousider. Like someone on the margins of society. Who doesn't see things like we do. Like a homeless person.
Pam Beesly: A homeless person. Really? A homeless person.
Ryan: No, you're right, Pam. Let's just leave them to the welfare system. Let that handle it.
Pam Beesly: No, I want you to say that you think the best person to be or new manager is a homeless person.
Ryan: Let me guess who you want Pam. Rachael Ray, the ladies of The View.
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Dwight Schrute: [Staring intensely at Ryan, smiling] So, you excited?
Ryan Howard: [Nodding while keeping eyes on the computer] Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: [Still smiling intensely] Very excited?
Ryan Howard: [With direct eye contact, smiling] Yes, I'm very excited.
Dwight Schrute: [Smiling to an almost explosive intensity level] EXTREMELY excited?
Ryan Howard: [Ceasing his smile and visibly peeved]
Dwight Schrute: [Also ceasing smile and showing deep interest] Just very? That's cool.
Ryan Howard: [Camera cuts to an annoyed Ryan]
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[taking post-it note from Pam]
Michael Scott: Ahh, this is a very important client. But, I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss, so I will call him back--
Ryan: Oh no no no no. Customer service is obviously priority one, you can take the call.
Michael Scott: N-no. Money's not everything, Ryan, and you're my friend and I don't wanna be rude--
Ryan: Take the call friend.
Michael Scott: I refuse. No. My house my rules. I insist.
Ryan: I insist you take your work calls.
Michael Scott: Ahhhh. Ok. Alright, Pam would you put the call through?
[Pam presses some buttons]
Michael Scott: Hiya buddy.
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Ryan Howard: [trying to pick up a woman] I was the youngest VP, in company history--
Meredith: More recently, he worked in a bowling alley. Tell her one of your bowling alley stories!
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Ryan: [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now.
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[deleted scene from Poor Richards]
Stanley's daughter: [Stanely's daughter enters as Ryan is leaving] Hi Ryan.
Ryan: Hey.
Stanley's daughter: How are you doing? I've...I've missed you.
Ryan: I've missed you too.
Stanley's daughter: Don't you remember me?
Ryan: Umm, you... you gotta give me a hand... Umm, did i meet you at the gym?
Stanley's daughter: No.
Kelly: [In background] Who the hell is Ryan talking to?
Ryan: Are you a client of Dunder Mifflin?
Stanley: [slowly turns around] Oh not again,[stands up] Melissa!
Stanley's daughter: Daddy.
Stanley: [yelling] Wait for me outside.
Ryan: Oh god. [Ryan backs away]
Stanley: [Follows Ryan] She is 16 years old! What is wrong with you?
Ryan: Let me explain what...
Stanley: No, no, no
Ryan: She came right up to me, just like she did when you brought her to work...
Stanley: No, no, no, no
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Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
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Ryan: Ever since I've gotten clean there's something about fresh morning air that... just really makes me sick.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!
Kevin: Nice!
Phyllis: I love their breadsticks!
Pam Beesly: Oh their breadsticks are like crack!
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
Pam Beesly: Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?
Ryan: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.
Pam Beesly: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.
Michael Scott: Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?
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