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Ryan: Whose butt is that?
Kevin: Mine.
Ryan: Oh, how did I not guess that?
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David Wallace: Here's the situation. Your company is four weeks old. I know this business I know what suppliers are charging. I know you can't be making very much money. I don't know how your prices are so low, but I know it can't keep up that way. I'm sure you're scared. Probably in debt. That's the best offer you're going to get.
Michael Scott: I'll see your situation and I'll raise you a situation. Your company is losing clients left and right. You have a stockholder meeting coming up and you are going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding. So they may be looking for a little change in the CFO. So I don't think I need to wait out Dunder Mifflin. I think I just have to wait out you.
David Wallace: Ok now I don't know that I can get this, I do have to go to the board for approval. How's about, sixty-thousand dollars. [pause] Hmm? Sixty thousand. Michael?
[gibberish]
Ryan: We're gonna have to talk about this.
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[taking post-it note from Pam]
Michael Scott: Ahh, this is a very important client. But, I have the most important client sitting right in front of me, my boss, so I will call him back--
Ryan: Oh no no no no. Customer service is obviously priority one, you can take the call.
Michael Scott: N-no. Money's not everything, Ryan, and you're my friend and I don't wanna be rude--
Ryan: Take the call friend.
Michael Scott: I refuse. No. My house my rules. I insist.
Ryan: I insist you take your work calls.
Michael Scott: Ahhhh. Ok. Alright, Pam would you put the call through?
[Pam presses some buttons]
Michael Scott: Hiya buddy.
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Ryan: [off screen] I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone I know what an iPhone is.
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Jim Halpert: [on the phone] So I just got the fax, closing the sale, and, uh, it's big. It is really big.
Ryan: Congratulations.
Jim Halpert: Thanks--
Ryan: Don't interrupt. Congratulations on doing your job. Did you enter the sale on the website?
Jim Halpert: Nope, I didn't. I just logged it under--
Ryan: Alright try to be a team player here Jim. Log in on the website.
Jim Halpert: Alright. Well it already went through, so--
Ryan: Don't worry about that, just relog it. [hangs up]
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Ryan: Little advice. Take a day off from the whole Jim schtick. Try caring about something. You might like how it feels... James.
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Ryan: Hey man, you ever think there's going to be this massive nuclear holocaust and after all the major nations are destroyed it'll just be the tribes in the jungles that rise up and survive. That jungle warfare is going to rule the world?
Michael Scott: Yeah maybe.
Ryan: It's inevitable right?
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Robert: Where is everyone? Where is Andy.
Kelly: Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.
Robert: Well I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. [looks around] But what we have here, is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the freethinkers of the office.
Ryan: Robert you've got your sheep, and your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep, I'm on the freaking moon.
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Michael Scott: Five years from now, what do you want to do?
Ryan: Uh, well, I'm interested in business.
Michael Scott: Oh, good. Ambitious. Excellent. You want to be a manager?
Ryan: Ah, actually no, uh, what I want is to own my own company.
Michael Scott: [matter-of-factly] That is ridiculous.
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[during the office lip dub]
Ryan: Wuphf dot com!
Kelly: Ryan we're doing a dance!--
Ryan: This is how you build a business! This is how you make it in this country!
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