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[Ryan and Kelly walk into Michael's office]
Ryan: Hey, quick question. [closes the door] Are you scared?
Michael Scott: Never. About what? A little. What are you talking about?
Ryan: We heard about the punch.
Michael Scott: What punch?
Kelly: Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work.
Michael Scott: I'm pretty sure we said slap.
Kelly: No. It's a punch. And Pam has that crazy pregnancy strength now.
Ryan: I'm getting concerned that you don't seem to understand what's going to happen. Do you?
Michael Scott: [pauses] I... umm... I'm good.
Ryan: Alright. See you there.
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Ryan: What about this bottle of power drink?
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says, flavor: blue blast.
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Dwight Schrute: [Staring intensely at Ryan, smiling] So, you excited?
Ryan Howard: [Nodding while keeping eyes on the computer] Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: [Still smiling intensely] Very excited?
Ryan Howard: [With direct eye contact, smiling] Yes, I'm very excited.
Dwight Schrute: [Smiling to an almost explosive intensity level] EXTREMELY excited?
Ryan Howard: [Ceasing his smile and visibly peeved]
Dwight Schrute: [Also ceasing smile and showing deep interest] Just very? That's cool.
Ryan Howard: [Camera cuts to an annoyed Ryan]
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Dwight Schrute: Hey Temp, you know, uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left.
Ryan: Someone ate three feet of that thing?
Dwight Schrute: Hell ya. Save room for ice cream cake.
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Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam Beesly: You came in at 10:30 today, right?
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Ryan: Jim. I wanted to apologize, for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself, and now that I've quit the rat race I realize there's so much more to live than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started, um, volunteering. Giving back to the community.
Jim Halpert: That's great. [shakes Ryan's hand] You're talking about your court-ordered community service?
Ryan: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
Jim Halpert: But he did right?
Ryan: Alright.
Jim Halpert: Alright.
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[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!
Kevin: Nice!
Phyllis: I love their breadsticks!
Pam Beesly: Oh their breadsticks are like crack!
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
Pam Beesly: Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?
Ryan: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.
Pam Beesly: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.
Michael Scott: Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?
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