Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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Dwight Schrute: The new IT guy. Nick.
Ryan: Nick.
Dwight Schrute: I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it.
Ryan: Like Frodo.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock?
Ryan: Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.
Dwight Schrute: Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.
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Michael Scott: I need my entourage. Jim! Dwight! Ryan! Common we're going to Asian Hooters.
Ryan: Oh man I can't.
Michael Scott: Why not?
Ryan: I'm not feeling so well. I've got a ton of work to do here. MSG allergy. Peanut allergy. I just ate there last night.
Michael Scott: Ok. Feel better. Common Jim, let's go.
Jim Halpert: Wow. Thanks for taking all the excuses, dude.
Ryan: Doctor appointment, car trouble, plantar warts, granddad fought in World War II. Use your head, man. I keep mine in here. Look alive, Halpert. Welcome back.
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Andy: I'M SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW!!
Michael Scott: Hey, you know who you shouldn't be jealous of. Yourself. Because YOUR invited, and YOUR invited, and YOUR invited, and you, and you and you and you, and you--
Limo driver: Car seats eight.
Michael Scott: What?
Limo driver: The car seats eight.
Michael Scott: The limo seats eight.
Michael Scott: Ok. Then Jim and Pam. And Ryan plus a guest.
Jim and Pam together: No thanks.
Ryan: I'll use it when you're done.
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Michael Scott: Ed's Tires. Why don't you tell them, that we have fewer clients, so that we can spend more time with each of them. Also, [reading from a Rolodex card] try to discuss it over Indian food, and try to mention how you distrust women.
Pam Beesly: I'm not going to do that.
Michael Scott: That is smart. That would not seem genuine. Ryan?
Ryan: I can get there.
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Ryan: Same team, Dwight.
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Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the--
Ryan: Yes. Yes they did. Yes they did.
[cut to talking head]
Ryan: Yes. The social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
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Ryan: Did you see Saw?
Dwight Schrute: Of course I see-saw. Mose and I see-saw all the time.
Ryan: No, uh, the movie. Did you see, the movie Saw.
Dwight Schrute: Oh. Yeah. Great film. Almost as fun as going on a see-saw.
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