Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Creed: That's some fun stuff. When's the website go up?
Ryan: As fast as possible. We wanna start retraining people ASAP so we can hit the ground running with the new system.
Creed: Cool beans.
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David Wallace: Here's the situation. Your company is four weeks old. I know this business I know what suppliers are charging. I know you can't be making very much money. I don't know how your prices are so low, but I know it can't keep up that way. I'm sure you're scared. Probably in debt. That's the best offer you're going to get.
Michael Scott: I'll see your situation and I'll raise you a situation. Your company is losing clients left and right. You have a stockholder meeting coming up and you are going to have to explain to them why your most profitable branch is bleeding. So they may be looking for a little change in the CFO. So I don't think I need to wait out Dunder Mifflin. I think I just have to wait out you.
David Wallace: Ok now I don't know that I can get this, I do have to go to the board for approval. How's about, sixty-thousand dollars. [pause] Hmm? Sixty thousand. Michael?
[gibberish]
Ryan: We're gonna have to talk about this.
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Ryan: Good luck, Michael.
Michael Scott: We don't need luck.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: But thank you. That was really nice to say.
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Ryan: The glasses, are a little...
[Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them]
Pam Halpert: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kinda cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight Schrute: I can't see.
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Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day ok? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. [starts walking away] Not today!
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["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."]
Andy: Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar?
Oscar: It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.
Andy: But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?
Pam Halpert: Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.
Andy: I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics.
Ryan: [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs.
Andy: Rude! And not helpful.
Creed: Well I really really really really like it.
Andy: Well that... that really bums me out.
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Ryan: How's my favorite branch doing? Alright. [sits down at receptionist desk]
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Ryan: I never went to Thailand.
Pam Beesly: Really?
Michael Scott: I went to Fort Lauderdale
Michael Scott: Was it nice?
Ryan: Yeah "it was amazing." There was a great pad thai place though.
Michael Scott: I love pad thai.
Ryan: You've never had pad thai.
Michael Scott: No. There's a lot I haven't done.
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