Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan Howard: [on his cellphone] You should come on down this weekend man. Yeah. We'll hang out Scranton style.
Michael Scott: Hey, you said you're gonna be out of town this weekend.
Ryan Howard: Please don't listen to my phone calls. [back to the phone] Yeah. She'd probably be a six in New York but she's like a seven here, in Scranton. And then, uh, the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.
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Kevin: Whoa, where'd you get that hat?
Ryan: I'd rather not say.
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Dwight Schrute: [introducing himself] Hi, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character.
Ryan: He basically is man, he's a regular banking wizard.
Dwight Schrute: No no no, not a wizard, a hobbit.
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Michael Scott: For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for?
Ryan: Fudge?
Michael Scott: How did you--
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Ryan: Jim. I wanted to apologize, for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself, and now that I've quit the rat race I realize there's so much more to live than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started, um, volunteering. Giving back to the community.
Jim Halpert: That's great. [shakes Ryan's hand] You're talking about your court-ordered community service?
Ryan: I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.
Jim Halpert: But he did right?
Ryan: Alright.
Jim Halpert: Alright.
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Michael Scott: This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the 'whore house.' But don't you call it that. I've earned the right.
Ryan Howard: Fine, don't worry about that.
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Ryan: Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!
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Ryan: What was that?
Dwight Schrute: Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground.
Ryan: Is that your cousin Mose?
Dwight Schrute: ...Yes.
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[as voices behind the cubicle]
Kelly: You are so mean.
Ryan: I don't know what you're talking about.
Kelly: Yes you do, Ryan Bailey Howard. You called me stupid.
Ryan: No I said your idea is stupid.
Kelly: What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour.
Ryan: Don't you see why that's insane?
Kelly: Oh, so I'm crazy now?