Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Ryan Howard: | [on his cellphone] You should come on down this weekend man. Yeah. We'll hang out Scranton style. |
| Michael Scott: | Hey, you said you're gonna be out of town this weekend. |
| Ryan Howard: | Please don't listen to my phone calls. [back to the phone] Yeah. She'd probably be a six in New York but she's like a seven here, in Scranton. And then, uh, the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space. |
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| Kevin: | Whoa, where'd you get that hat? |
| Ryan: | I'd rather not say. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [introducing himself] Hi, Dwight. You resemble a Tolkien character. |
| Ryan: | He basically is man, he's a regular banking wizard. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No no no, not a wizard, a hobbit. |
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| Michael Scott: | For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for? |
| Ryan: | Fudge? |
| Michael Scott: | How did you-- |
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| Ryan: | Jim. I wanted to apologize, for how I treated you last year. I lost sight of myself, and now that I've quit the rat race I realize there's so much more to live than being the youngest VP in the company's history. I've even started, um, volunteering. Giving back to the community. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's great. [shakes Ryan's hand] You're talking about your court-ordered community service? |
| Ryan: | I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean. |
| Jim Halpert: | But he did right? |
| Ryan: | Alright. |
| Jim Halpert: | Alright. |
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| Michael Scott: | This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the 'whore house.' But don't you call it that. I've earned the right. |
| Ryan Howard: | Fine, don't worry about that. |
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| Ryan: | Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing! |
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| Ryan: | What was that? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Pay no attention to the spirits that haunt this hallowed ground. |
| Ryan: | Is that your cousin Mose? |
| Dwight Schrute: | ...Yes. |
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| [as voices behind the cubicle] | |
| Kelly: | You are so mean. |
| Ryan: | I don't know what you're talking about. |
| Kelly: | Yes you do, Ryan Bailey Howard. You called me stupid. |
| Ryan: | No I said your idea is stupid. |
| Kelly: | What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher? Usher Jennifer Hudson Kapour. |
| Ryan: | Don't you see why that's insane? |
| Kelly: | Oh, so I'm crazy now? |
