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Michael Scott: This is our warehouse, or as I like to call it, the 'whore house.' But don't you call it that. I've earned the right.
Ryan Howard: Fine, don't worry about that.
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Ryan: Jim has worked at the same place for five years. Jim eats the same ham and cheese sandwich every day for lunch. I don't know, if I were a betting man, I'd say he will have a fun weekend in Philadelphia.
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Dwight Schrute: The new IT guy. Nick.
Ryan: Nick.
Dwight Schrute: I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it.
Ryan: Like Frodo.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock?
Ryan: Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.
Dwight Schrute: Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.
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Ryan: Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday so they can reenter sales they made on the phone, as sales made by the website, which they should have done in the first place- if the website had been working.
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[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.
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Andy Bernard: Alright the D.M. express is pulling out.
Susan: Alright. Well it's really nice to meet you Bryan. [they shake hands]
Ryan Howard: Uhh it's actually Ryan.
Susan: Oh! Ryan!
Ryan Howard: Yeah... [cuts to talking head] Bitch!
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Michael Scott: [hugging Ryan] Oh Ryan I need a girlfriend so bad.
Ryan: Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.
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Michael Scott: What flavor of coffee is that? Up-dog?
Ryan Howard: What's that?
Michael Scott: I don't know. What's up with you?
Ryan Howard: Huh?
Michael Scott: No, damn it.
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Ryan: It's not part of your job. It's like, maybe you can cook but that doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.
Michael Scott: Well actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant. Mike's Cereal Shack. I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.
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Ryan Howard: What you gotta do, is you gotta go down to that warehouse and you gotta crack some skulls. Chiklis style.
Michael Scott: Yeah. The Commish.
Ryan Howard: Yes but, Chiklis, Shield style. Not Commish style.
Michael Scott: Yeah yeah. The Shield.
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Ryan: Angela drafted me into the party planning committee. Her memo said that we need to prepare for every possible disaster. Which to me, seems... excessive.
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