Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Hey, alright! You know what clearly I'm outnumbered here but could I just say one thing? Please? What is so wrong about me. I'm caring. I'm generous. [pause] I'm sensual. Is it really so horrible that I could possibly go out and find happiness.
Phyllis: Good luck Michael. I hope you find what you're looking for.
Oscar: Maybe you're right. Who are we to--
Pam Beesly: Shut up Oscar! What is wrong with all of you!? He is sleeping with my mother!
Dwight Schrute: I don't think there's a whole lot of sleeping going on.
Michael Scott: Let's get back to the matter at hand.
Pam Beesly: Whatever. You know. Sleep with my mom, sleep with everyone's mom!
Ryan: Whoa!! That's my mom you're talking about.
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Ryan: A few years ago, my family was on a safari in Africa and my cousin, Mufasa, was um, he was trampled to death by a pack of wildebeasts and um, we all took it really hard. All of us kind of in the audience, of what happened.
Michael Scott: Do you wanna talk about it anymore?
Ryan: Oh it would probably take an hour and half to tell that whole story.
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Michael Scott: Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors!
Ryan: Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael Scott: No....Yes.
Ryan: Ugh. Gross!
Michael Scott: But I got all the foot off of it
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Ryan: Hook it up! [smashes a beer bottle in the club]
Michael Scott: Wow... That's dangerous.
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Pam Beesly: Are those Michael's Levi's?
Ryan: Yeah. Who drycleans jeans?
Pam Beesly: Michael and his jeans... he gets in them, and I'm not exactly sure what happens, but I can tell you he loves the way he looks in those jeans. I know that's why he started casual Fridays.
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Ryan: How many Filet o' Fishes did you eat?
Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
Ryan: Still...
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Ryan: [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now.
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Ryan: Okay. Michael, why don't you start us off?
Michael Scott: Um. That wasn't much of an introduction.
Ryan: Ladies and gentleman, your boss, Michael Scott.
Michael Scott: [getting up] Still lame.
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Kelly's mom: So you're saving money now to start a family and home?
Ryan: Oh, um, or travel. And, um, buy an Xbox.
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