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Ryan: Whose butt is that?
Kevin: Mine.
Ryan: Oh, how did I not guess that?
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Dwight Schrute: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you.
Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.
Dwight Schrute: Smells pretty bad doesn't it?
Ryan: Uh huh.
Dwight Schrute: It's called bull-crap. And a client can smell it from a mile away.
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[during the office lip dub]
Ryan: Wuphf dot com!
Kelly: Ryan we're doing a dance!--
Ryan: This is how you build a business! This is how you make it in this country!
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Ryan: What about this bottle of power drink?
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says, flavor: blue blast.
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Ryan: I never went to Thailand.
Pam Beesly: Really?
Michael Scott: I went to Fort Lauderdale
Michael Scott: Was it nice?
Ryan: Yeah "it was amazing." There was a great pad thai place though.
Michael Scott: I love pad thai.
Ryan: You've never had pad thai.
Michael Scott: No. There's a lot I haven't done.
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Ryan: How are you?
Kelly: Awesome. I am dating a lot of guys. A lot. Black guys mostly.
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Michael Scott: Do you know any girl in New York you might... wanna hook me up with? That might be interested in a guy like me?
Ryan: No. Sorry man.
Michael Scott: Ah you tried.
Ryan: But seriously, you should see the girls I meet at clubs in the city.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Ryan: Unreal.
Michael Scott: They sound great.
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