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Ryan Howard: [on his cellphone] You should come on down this weekend man. Yeah. We'll hang out Scranton style.
Michael Scott: Hey, you said you're gonna be out of town this weekend.
Ryan Howard: Please don't listen to my phone calls. [back to the phone] Yeah. She'd probably be a six in New York but she's like a seven here, in Scranton. And then, uh, the boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin. It's a small space.
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Robert: Where is everyone? Where is Andy.
Kelly: Andy took some of the other people on a corporate retreat to Gettysburg.
Robert: Well I was hoping to talk out some ideas with Andy. [looks around] But what we have here, is perhaps better. By not going on the trip, you've shown you're the freethinkers of the office.
Ryan: Robert you've got your sheep, and your black sheep, and I'm not even a sheep, I'm on the freaking moon.
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Ryan: I don't think Michael's ever done drugs. I don't know if anyone has ever offered him any.
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Ryan: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much but he will be missed.
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Ryan: Heard you guys were looking for cash, for the wedding?
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I mean, if it's all the same for you.
Ryan: Question for you. Would you guys rather have a hundred dollars now, or five thousand dollars a year from now.
Pam Beesly: A hundred dollars now, for sure.
Ryan: Because you just give me fifty dollars to cover the broker fee. I put in a hundred of my own money, as the gift--
Pam Beesly: Yeah, no. I'll uh--the hundred. I'll just take the hundred.
Ryan: Instead of five thousand dollars a year from now?
Pam Beesly: How sure is this?
[cut to talking head]
Pam Beesly: The guy has an algorithm to determine the winner of any given college basketball game. [thinks for a moment] Don't tell Jim.
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Stanley: I don't like when my clients call me to help them use the website. I'm not seeing commissions on that.
Ryan: I hear you Stanley, that is a great observation. Problems like that will not happen when we launch Dunder Mifflin Infinity 2.0.
Stanley: When will that be.
Ryan: Tbd.
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Ryan: How many Filet o' Fishes did you eat?
Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
Ryan: Still...
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Ryan: Now that I'm back to doing the job of a temp again, I find that food is one thing I CAN control.
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Ryan: How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my Facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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