Ryan Quotes From The Office

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[during the office lip dub]
Ryan: Wuphf dot com!
Kelly: Ryan we're doing a dance!--
Ryan: This is how you build a business! This is how you make it in this country!
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Ryan: Okay. Michael, why don't you start us off?
Michael Scott: Um. That wasn't much of an introduction.
Ryan: Ladies and gentleman, your boss, Michael Scott.
Michael Scott: [getting up] Still lame.
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Kelly: Can you stop micro-managing? I know how to do this.
Dwight Shrute: What are you guys doing?
Kelly: This girl was really rude to me at the mall, so I created a fake IM account from a hot guy at her high school, and now I'm trying to make her anorexic.
Ryan: Tell her everyone in homeroom thinks she's fat.
Kelly: That is so good.
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Michael Scott: Look at that. Nothing like grilling in the great outdoors!
Ryan: Is this the same grill you grilled your foot on?
Michael Scott: No....Yes.
Ryan: Ugh. Gross!
Michael Scott: But I got all the foot off of it
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Ryan: It's off. It's not the dude I know. It's some other loser who won't let us in without chicks.
Michael Scott: You're kidding.
Ryan: Let's bail.
Dwight Schrute: Ok w-w-w-w-wait. You two, Jersey State girls, let's go.
Basketball player: We're not goin' unless we can all go.
Dwight Schrute: Ok, you know what? Fine. Let's go, two girls to a guy, come on. Let's do it! Come on Ryan. Move out! Three or four with him let's go. Come on, here we go. [referring to Ryan's friend] Don't step on him.
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Ryan: Creed, did you organize the menu book?
Creed: Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis.
Ryan: No, that was mandatory.
Creed: Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing.
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Stanley: [misinterpreting Jim's joke] The hell you will! I worked for the last boss for 15 years. According to my doctor, I don't have another 15 years if I want to keep up the same dietary and sexual lifestyle, which I intend to.
Ryan: [In a high-pitched voice] Oh no, Stanley, you'll live forever.
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Michael Scott: Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
Ryan: Updating emergency contacts?
Pam Beesly: Well, is that really a priority?
Michael Scott: Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam.
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[reading Michael's screenplay]
Dwight Schrute: Sam, get my luggage.
Ryan: I forget it, brotha.
Dwight Schrute: Samuel, you are such an idiot. You are the worst assistant ever. And you're disgusting, Dwigt. Wait who's 'Dwigt'?
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Paramedic: [to Dwight] You need an operation. You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.
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