Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan: How do I know that Robert is gay? He liked my Facebook photos at 3 o'clock in the morning.
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Dwight Schrute: You got this Kosher certified?
Ryan: No I meant it like, it's cool, it's Kosher, it's all good.
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Ryan: What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever.
Michael Scott: Oh okay.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: It's whoever, not whomever.
Ryan: It's whomever.
Michael Scott: No, whomever is never acutally right.
Jim Halpert: Nope, sometimes it's right.
Creed: Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students-
Andy: No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word--
Oscar: Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly.
Michael Scott: [to camera] Not a native speaker.
Kevin: I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night.
Ryan: Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin: I don't know.
Pam Beesly: It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject.
Phyllis: That sounds right.
Michael Scott: Well it sounds right but is it?
Stanley: How did Ryan use it, as an object?
Ryan: As an object.
Kelly: Ryan used me as an object.
Oscar: Is he right about that--
Pam Beesly: How did he use it again?
Toby: It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object--
Michael Scott: Thank you!
Toby: ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word.
Michael Scott: No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull?
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Ryan: Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!
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Dwight Schrute: [drawing a map on the white board] Schrute farms is very easy to find. It's right in the middle of the root vegetable district. If the soil starts to get acidic, you've gone too far.
Ryan: Just give us the address. We'll look it up online.
Dwight Schrute: It's simpler this way.
Oscar: It's really not.
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Dwight Shrute: Why is everyone clumped around accounting? Break it up you clique!
Ryan: It's Kevin as Cookie Monster from Sesame Street.
Dwight Shrute: Is that the program where all those puppets live in the barrio?
Phyllis: Mhm.
Dwight Shrute: I love that show.
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Ryan: [referring to Kelly] What did she say?
Jim Halpert: She said lots of things.
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Ryan: Ok. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan.
Dwight Schrute: What?! "Diabolical plan?" I wouldn't even know how to begin a--
[Ryan holds up a report: My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute]
Ryan: I found a copy of it in the copier tray.
Dwight Schrute: So what do you want.
Ryan: I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert Down. I want in.
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