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Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.
[to Jan] They just don't get very much work done when I'm not here. That's not true. I know how to delegate, and they do more work when I''m not here. Not more... the same amount of work is done whether I am here or not... [to the office] Alright. Ciao. [points to Oscar] Adios!
The first guy says, 'Well I''m an astronaut, so I drive a Saturn.' And the second guy says, 'Well I am a pimp so I drive a cheap Escort.' And the third guy says, 'I got you both beat. I''m a proctologist, so I drive a brown Probe.'
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