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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 3 - Branch Closing

The Office Season 3 Quotes - Branch Closing

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Jim Halpert: I don't have a ton of contact with the Scranton branch, but before I left I took a box of Dwight's stationary. So, from time to time I send Dwight faxes. From himself. From the future.
[as Jim reads the letter the camera cuts to Dwight reading]
'Dwight, at eight a.m. today, someone poisons the coffee. Do not drink the coffee. More instructions will follow. Cordially, future Dwight.'
Dwight Schrute: Nooo! [knocks coffee out of Stanley's hand] You'll thank me later.
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Jim Halpert: I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And, uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disapearing. I mean I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it'd be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.
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Dwight Schrute: When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of six sense. You can read their moods like a book. Right now the title of Michael's book is 'Something Weird Is Going On... colon... What Did Jan Say?' The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
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Michael Scott: It is an outrage. That's all. It's-- They are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm.
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Pam Beesly: It's a blessing in disguise. Actually not even in disguise. Sometimes at home, I answer the phone 'Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam'. So maybe that'll stop now.
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Dwight Schrute: What were your favorite moments?
Michael Scott: Uhh, all of them. I loved them all. Every single one.
Dwight Schrute: What about when Jan said the branch was closing?
Michael Scott: God, Dwight.
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Micheal Scott: Listen up, everybody. I have some news. We are screwed. Dunder Mifflin Scranton is being shut down.
Toby: Michael, um, we shouldn't be talking about his until all the decisions have been made.
Michael Scott: You knew about this all along, didn't you?
Toby: Jan told me just a few minutes before she told you.
Michael Scott: Traitor. You are a traitor.
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Michael Scott: There she is. Jan Levinson. First thing in the morning.
Jan: Michael.
Michael Scott: Love to start my day with a hearty bowl of Jan.
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Dwight Schrute: What's the plan?
Michael Scott: Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake, save the branch.
Dwight Schrute: Can I drive?
Michael Scott: No way.
Dwight Schrute: Shotgun!
Michael Scott: No. There's no one else.
Dwight Schrute: Still.
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Dwight Schrute: You need an attack plan. Here, I'll be him, you be you. Let's practice.
Michael Scott: Alright.
Dwight Schrute: Hum de dum de dum, coming home from work.
Michael Scott: Excuse me. Mr Wallace? David Wallace?
Dwight Schrute: Yes? What is the meaning of this?
Michael Scott: Can you tell us why you are shutting down Scranton and putting fifteen people out of work?
Dwight Schrute: Well the branch is no longer financially viable. It's simple dollars and cents.
Michael Scott: Yes, but these are employees, sir. These are human beings.
Dwight Schrute: Listen, Scott, we're losing money, okay? It's not a charity, it's a business. It's a dying business.
Michael Scott: Stop it. Stop it. Just-- he's not going to say any of that.
Dwight Schrute: Well, hey, why not.
Michael Scott: Because he'd be intimiated. And I just--let's start again. Just be more scared of me, okay? Don't touch me this time.
Dwight Schrute: Hum de dum de dum de do, I'm coming home from work.
Michael Scott: Excuse me, Mr Wallace?
Dwight Schrute: Ahh!
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Dwight Schrute: Okay, secretary says Wallace is away for the day and won't be coming back to the office. But do not worry. I have his home address right here.
Michael Scott: Why?
Dwight Schrute: Christmas card list.
Michael Scott: You sent him cards? You've never met him.
Dwight Schrute: But when I do, we'll have something to talk about.
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Michael Scott: Okay. This is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does. Famous documentor. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like 'Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. Bad person.' It's very dramatic. Oh I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie like Kingpin. And it wasn't. It was something else.
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Jim Halpert: I think it would be weird if everyone from Scranton came here. It'd be like going to your highschool reunion and you saying, "hey I missed you guys." And they're like, "oh don't worry about it, we're all going to move in with you... forever."
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Michael Scott: This is my house. The CFO is taking away my house and giving it to Josh. And Josh is giving away the garage to Bob Vance.
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