I worked in Scranton for a really long time. And, uh, it's going to be weird that it's all disapearing. I mean I always knew that the branch would shut down someday. I just figured it'd be because Michael sold the building for some magic beans.
When you become close with someone, you develop a kind of six sense. You can read their moods like a book. Right now the title of Michael's book is 'Something Weird Is Going On... colon... What Did Jan Say?' The Michael Scott Story. By Michael Scott with Dwight Schrute.
It is an outrage. That's all. It's-- They are making a huge, huge mistake. Let's see Josh replace these people. Let's see Josh find another Stanley. You think Stanleys grow on trees? Well they don't. There is no Stanley tree. You think the world is crawling with Phyllis'? Show me that farm.
Okay. This is it. This is exactly what Michael Moore does. Famous documentor. He goes up to people with a camera and he's like 'Why did you do this? Why did you pollute? You are bad. Bad person.' It's very dramatic. Oh I can't say I was a big fan of 'Bowling for Columbine', because I thought it was going to be a bowling movie like Kingpin. And it wasn't. It was something else.
I think it would be weird if everyone from Scranton came here. It'd be like going to your highschool reunion and you saying, "hey I missed you guys." And they're like, "oh don't worry about it, we're all going to move in with you... forever."
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