I suppose summer had to end sometime. It's sad though, because I had a great summer. I got west nile virus, lost a ton of weight. Then I went back to the lake. Annnd I stepped on a piece of glass in the parking lot, which hurt. That got infected. Even though I peed on it. [pause] Saw inception. Or at least I dreamt I did...
This summer I did the minority executive training program at Yale. You guys I'm like really smart now. You don't even know. You could ask me, Kelly what's the biggest company in the world? And I'd be like, "blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah." Giving you the exact right answer.
That means don't. Haven't you seen Ghostbusters Pam?
Yeah but it's like you're saying we should bother Luke.
No, it... [looks at the drawing] Yes, ok. Right. Alright, yep, my bad. [erases the "Don't" from the circle, leaving "Bother Luke" with a line through it] I got it. Here we go. [Michael writes "Don't" beside the circle]
"Don't don't bother Luke." Got it.
Gahh... come on. Ok. Um. [draws a circle around the Don't a draws a line through it] That is as clear as I can make it.
Is this elevator going up? Hey. The elevator's disobeying us! [the elevator makes a crunch and stops] Ohhkay. Ok. We are stuck. We are stuck. [yelling at the intercom] Hank? Hank? Can you hear us! Oh my god ok. Emergency protocol.
Just calm down.
Pam, try to pry open those front doors. Immediately.
Use your talons! Pry 'em open!
[laughing] Ok, Dwight-- Oh my god! [turns to see Dwight peeing in the corner]
Well don't look freak!
Dwight what are you doing! We've only been in here for like two seconds!
I've got fifty six ounces of fluid in my bladder, and we have to establish a pee corner!
Having Luke here is a pretty big deal for me. Because his mother, who also happens to be my half sister, kind of cut me off from that side of the family fifteen years ago--fourteen. The last time I saw Luke, was the opening day of Ace Ventura 2. And that was '95. So yes, fifteen years on the dot. [long pause] Anyway, I lost him in a forest.
If there's nothing wrong with this Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?
Because I wanted you to come to me and say, wow. He is so great and I was gonna say "well it's in the genes." And I was actually going to be wearing jeans. [Dwight giggles] And I'd point to them. Right? No. Because you ruined it.
My point is...that as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the U.S.A. ... I am talking about the freedom, about choice. America, I don't think you need to worry, because if you wanna beat China, you will. If you don't, that's fine. That, my friend, is your Victory.
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