The Office Season 5 Quotes - Employee Transfer
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| Meredith: | You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. |
| Andy: | I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you. |
| Creed: | It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military. |
| Andy: | It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League! |
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| Michael Scott: | Holly thinks that this relationship is over. Well, you know what? I am not going to give up that easy. I am going to make this way harder than it needs to be. |
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| Andy: | When the hour glass strikes three, then in the room wince employees confer. |
| Dwight Schrute: | ...whhhat? |
| Andy: | The conference room! |
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| Michael Scott: | Here's my wish. I want you to meet a great guy, and I want you to be happy. |
| Holly: | [leans over and kisses Michael] Thank you. |
| Michael Scott: | My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy. |
| Darryl: | [quietly] Clever, Mike. |
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| Andy: | If I had to put Dwight's chances into a percentage, I would say he has none percent chance. |
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| Pam Beesly: | [on the phone to Jim] Thanks. My costume's getting a lot of attention. |
| Pam Beesly: | [talking head] So, apparently no one dresses up for Halloween here. I wish I'd known that before I used grease paint for my mustache. And I can't even take off my hat, because then I'm Hitler. |
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| Andy: | [walks into the office dressed as a beet farmer and whistling] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Where did you get those? |
| Andy: | What these? [tosses Dwight a beet] Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you're going with this. |
| Andy: | Well you will. As soon as you visit my new beet farm. [tries desperately to bite into a beet] You're supposed to cook these aren't you? |
| Dwight Schrute: | [scoffs] Cornell. [bites into a beet like an apple] |
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| Michael Scott: | Here we go, fourth time's the charm. |
| [Michael starts singing "Life is a Highway" and Holly starts to cry] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey. You crying? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Allergies? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Did Darryl touch you? |
| Darryl: | [quickly] What! |
| Holly: | No, Darryl did not touch me. Can we just keep going? Please? |
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| Michael Scott: | In like the last 10 years, I've dated almost 4 women, and you are so far above them, it is stupid. |
| Holly: | Michael, no, don't make it harder than it has to be. |
| Michael Scott: | Fine. [whispering] That's what she said. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | So, uh, how do you think we're gonna do against Penn this year? Nathan Ford's arm looks pretty strong. |
| Andy: | He's had a pretty good season so far...-- Stop saying "we." You did not go to Cornell, ok? You're just doing this so screw with me. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Not so, Cornell is an excellent school. Without its agricultural we probably wouldn't have cabbage. At least not modern cabbage. |
| Andy: | I know it's an excellent school, Dwight. I went there. My blood runs Big Red. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Some day we'll get together in Comstock Hall and just laugh about all this. [taps his water bottle with Andy's coffee mug] |
| [Andy pours his coffee into the sink |
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| Holly: | We've only been dating each other for a few weeks. |
| Michael Scott: | Listen, to me. I like you so much-- |
| Holly: | I like you too. |
| Michael Scott: | and I have dated almost four women in the last-- |
| Holly: | I-- I've dated four guys last year too. |
| Michael Scott: | Not last-- No. In like the last ten years-- |
| Holly: | Oh. |
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| Kelly: | [to Phyllis and Stanley, who is not moving and wearing a mask] Wow, you guys look amazing. Stanley, I thought you hated Halloween. |
| Phyllis: | Shh. He wears it so he can sleep at his desk. Who are you? |
| Kelly: | Oh, I'm Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City. |
| Phyllis: | I like your shoes. |
| Kelly: | Thank you. [camera pans to Kelly's really high heels] Will you help walk me to the fax machine? |
| Phyllis: | Sure. |
| Ryan: | [running over] I got her! I got her! I can help you! You look amazing. |
| Kelly: | Inappropriate. Thank you. Who are you, Larry King? |
| Ryan: | Gordon Gekko. |
| Kelly: | Oh, from the insurance commercials. |
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| Holly: | It's been a weird week since we found out I had a transfer. Michael wanted me to quit and get some job here in Scranton and I said, well why don't you quit and get some job is Nashua and he said I asked you first! And I said 'first!' at the same time he did. And then I said 'jinx!' And then we never talked about it again and we haven't been back to the conversation so... |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, everybody, I am out of here. Jim, you are in charge. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh, I'll walk you out. [grabbing coat and bag] |
| Michael Scott: | Ah, you are quite the gentleman. [outside] You can let people go a couple minutes early if you want. |
| Jim Halpert: | Alright, we'll see. [to camera, as Michael walks away] No. I am off to New York. My brother Pete from Boston and my brother Tom from Jersey are taking Pam and I out for lunch, to celebrate the engagement. Or maybe to beat me up. I can never tell with those two. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch. Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "that Pam Beesly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best." |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Andy, I've been meaning to ask you. Which a capella group should I join? The Harmoniacs? Or the Doh-Ray-Mee-gos? |
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| [Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker] | |
| Oscar: | Whoa! Awesome! |
| Creed: | Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away] |
| [Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker] | |
| Kevin: | Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four! |
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| [as Michael is sobbing loudly to Holly in the truck cab] | |
| Darryl: | [on the phone] Hey, wassup? Uh, just thought I'd try you. Thinkin' about that story where you run into the girl you used to babysit. Please call me back. Please. |
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