Kevin Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | Dwight, are you carrying a gun? |
| Dwight Schrute: | The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me. |
| Andy: | Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable. |
| Dwight Schrute: | The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster. |
| Pam Beesly: | Why do you need to wear the holster at all? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time? |
| Angela: | Thank you. |
| Phyllis: | You could put your cell phone in it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Uh, hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt] |
| Kevin: | You could put a banana in it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | When would I put a banana in my holster? |
| Kevin: | Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later. |
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| Kevin | Well, I like pretzels. But I also like chips. |
| Holly: | Let's see what you got here. This is a button. |
| [Kevin smiles] | |
| Holly | You have 75 cents. That means you can get anything in the top row. |
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| Michael Scott: | I looked at Wallace and I said, "I quit." And as I turned to leave, I looked back and I said, "you have no idea how high I can fly." |
| Stanley: | You didn't tell him how sick of him you were? |
| Michael Scott: | Why would I do that? |
| Angela: | Well wouldn't it feel good to tell him he's incompetant or... |
| Kevin: | That he's wasted fifteen years of your life. |
| Meredith: | Maybe spit in his face. |
| Michael Scott: | You guys have thought about this a lot more than I have. I just.. winged it. |
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| Jim Halpert: | That whole lifestyle? His whole vibe? You find that appealing? |
| Andy: | Ah! Tuna. Tuna Tuna Tuna. |
| Kevin: | Tuna Tuna Tuna. |
| Andy: | He has a killer job. He's rich. He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. He wears really cool, rich-guy clothes. |
| Kevin: | And, he can get any girl that he wants. |
| Andy: | So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome, then... you need awesome lessons. |
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| Dwight Shrute: | Kevin! [running over to Kevin's desk] Give me those leads! Where are they, come on! |
| Kevin: | You are never going to find them. |
| Dwight Shrute: | Really. |
| Kevin: | I'm going to enjoy this. |
| [Dwight starts choking Kevin] | |
| Dwight Shrute: | Give me the leads! Where are the leads! |
| Kevin: | I'm still enjoying it. |
| Dwight Shrute: | Where are they! |
| Kevin: | [choking] They're in the trash! They're in the trash! |
| Dwight Shrute: | Trash. Code... Alright, Meredith! Take off your dress. |
| Meredith: | Okie-dokie. |
| Kevin: | No, dear God no! It's in the trash can, in the kitchen. |
| Meredith: | Coming off either way! |
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| Pam Beesly: | Dwight, are you carrying a gun? |
| Dwight Schrute: | The holster was a gift from my Great Uncle, Honk. I don't know, just saying that he's proud of me. |
| Andy: | Dwight, guns make me very uncomfortable. |
| Dwight Schrute: | The gun is just an accessory to the holster okay? I can't walk around carrying an empty holster. |
| Pam Beesly: | Why do you need to wear the holster at all? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why do you need to keep wearing those booby shirts all the time? |
| Angela: | Thank you. |
| Phyllis: | You could put your cell phone in it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Hello? [Opens and closes his cell phone on his cell phone holder on his belt] |
| Kevin: | You could put a bananna in it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | When would I put a bannana in my holster? |
| Kevin: | Incase you weren't hungry now, but you got hungry later. |
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| Kevin: | [unscrewing the elevator's panel] Ohh yeah. This'll be easy. So just like rearrange the buttons and stuff. |
| Pam Halpert: | Yeah yeah! Like when he presses door close the doors open or when he presses lobby it goes to third floor stuff like that? Can you do that? |
| Kevin: | Yeah. Let me take a look at the circus board. |
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| [Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker] | |
| Oscar: | Whoa! Awesome! |
| Creed: | Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away] |
| [Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker] | |
| Kevin: | Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four! |
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| Kevin: | So, Jim. You're gonna live in the same house that you used to pee the bed in. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. I guess technically, Kev. You're right. |