Kevin Quotes From The Office
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| Kevin: | What does a bean mean? |
| Pam Beesly: | Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me? |
| Kevin: | Michael, what does a bean mean. |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim? |
| Jim Halpert: | I was just trying to be unbiased. |
| Kevin: | WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN. |
| Oscar: | Would someone please explain to Kevin? |
| Meredith: | Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours. |
| Phyllis: | Not according to the beans. |
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| Kevin: | You should go to Hedonism. |
| Jim Halpert: | What is that? |
| Kevin: | It's like Club Med, but everything is naked. |
| Jim Halpert: | I was thinking more like Europe, or something like that. But... good... second choice. |
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| Michael Scott: | Come on in. For you, we have one of our top people, Kevin Malone! Kevin! Come on out here and show your beautiful self. |
| Kevin: | Hello. |
| Lynn: | Hi. |
| [Kevin doesn't say anything] | |
| Michael Scott: | So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev. |
| [long pause] | |
| Michael Scott: | [to Lynn] Where ya from? |
| Kevin: | I'm from here. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, ok. Well he only gets better. |
| Kevin: | Thank you Michael. |
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| Kevin: | I work hard all day. I like knowing, that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break. |
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| Michael Scott: | For example, I have never slept with an employee, and believe me I could have. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Heh yeah, Meridith. |
| Michael Scott: | No, no, Katherine, remember her? Remember how hot she was? She would have definitely slept with me. |
| Kevin: | She wasn't that hot. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes she was. Damn it Kevin! Come on. |
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| Oscar: | Hi everyone. |
| Kevin: | Oh hello Oscar. How was your gay-cation? |
| Oscar: | That's very funny. |
| Kevin: | Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left. |
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| Kevin: | Do you want to go to the beach? |
| Angela: | Maybe. |
| Kevin: | Do you want to get high? |
| Angela: | No. |
| Kevin: | I think you do, mon. |
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| Angela: | [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it. |
| Holly: | No! You DO NOT talk to him like that. |
| Angela: | But he's an idiot. |
| Kevin: | Hey. |
| Holly: | He is not an idiot-- |
| Kevin: | Thank you, Holly. |
| Holly: | --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here. |
| Kevin: | Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded? |
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| Oscar: | You have your cats on Nanny Cam. |
| Angela: | Yeah! I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year. |
| Meredith: | She's right I had my second kid just for the vacation. |
| Angela: | Right! Anyways, I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone. |
| Kevin: | Any cat, you mean. |
| Angela: | And person. |
