Kevin Quotes From The Office
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| Kevin: | What does a bean mean? |
| Pam Beesly: | Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me? |
| Kevin: | Michael, what does a bean mean. |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim? |
| Jim Halpert: | I was just trying to be unbiased. |
| Kevin: | WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN. |
| Oscar: | Would someone please explain to Kevin? |
| Meredith: | Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours. |
| Phyllis: | Not according to the beans. |
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| Jim Halpert: | This scented candle...andle...andle, that I found in the men's bathroom...room...room, represents the eternal burning of competition... or something. |
| Kevin: | It smells like cookies. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. |
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| Pam Beesly: | [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers. |
| Kevin: | Who's 'we'? You and Jim? |
| Pam Beesly: | No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I. |
| Kevin: | Oh, I bet Jim goes too. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah, I haven't asked him yet. |
| Kevin: | I bet you ask. |
| Pam Beesly: | I was planning on it. |
| Kevin: | I bet you were. |
| Oscar: | [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop. |
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| Kevin: | I'll take the footbath. |
| Kevin: | [later, to camera] That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [long pause] Maybe I should've taken the ipod... oh, shoot... |
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| Michael Scott: | I'm looking for the toy drive box. |
| Pam Beesley: | It's behind you. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit with all these little knick knacks. |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. What kind of bike is that? |
| Michael Scott: | Um, I dunno. Average kind. |
| Kevin: | The tires look pretty worn. |
| Michael Scott: | Well that is probably from the test drive. |
| Jim Halpert: | But the paints chipping. Is that your old bike Michael? |
| Michael Scott: | No... |
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| Holly: | Cool! You drive your own car? |
| Kevin: | Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car? |
| Holly: | Yep. Just like you. |
| Kevin: | Okay bye. |
| Holly: | Bye... Kevin, I'm really proud of you. |
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| Michael Scott: | When you know, you just know. Check her out. My little gal over there. Babelectical. |
| Roy: | Which one is she? |
| Michael Scott: | It's the- it's one of those two. [points to the waitresses] |
| Roy: | You don't know? |
| Kevin: | Dude, you should know. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, well. It's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike. |
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| Holly: | [after being told Kevin was 'slow in the brain'] Hi! |
| Kevin: | Hi. |
| Holly: | What do you do? |
| Kevin: | I do the numbers. |
| Holly: | Oh, good for you! |
| Kevin: | You want an M&M? |
| Holly: | Oh, no that is so sweet. Thank you though. |
| Kevin: | I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them. |
| Holly: | Well that is a very safe place for them. |
| Kevin: | [smiling] Yeah. |
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| Stanley: | Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster? |
| Kevin: | Does it have slots of hotdogs? |
| Stanley: | No. |
| Kevin: | Who would want it? |
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| Kevin: | Lynn, I'm just going to say to you everything that I'm thinking. |
| Lynn: | Ok. |
| Kevin: | I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie. |
| Lynn: | Ok. |
| Kevin: | Nice. [looking down] Boobs. |
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| Kevin: | Talk to him. |
| Oscar: | Michael there's a very big difference between these two pizza places, both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste. |
