Kevin Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam Beesly: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam Beesly: Jim?
Jim Halpert: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.
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Kevin: You should go to Hedonism.
Jim Halpert: What is that?
Kevin: It's like Club Med, but everything is naked.
Jim Halpert: I was thinking more like Europe, or something like that. But... good... second choice.
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Michael Scott: Come on in. For you, we have one of our top people, Kevin Malone! Kevin! Come on out here and show your beautiful self.
Kevin: Hello.
Lynn: Hi.
[Kevin doesn't say anything]
Michael Scott: So run with the ball! Run with it, Kev.
[long pause]
Michael Scott: [to Lynn] Where ya from?
Kevin: I'm from here.
Michael Scott: Yeah, ok. Well he only gets better.
Kevin: Thank you Michael.
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Kevin: I work hard all day. I like knowing, that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
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Michael Scott: For example, I have never slept with an employee, and believe me I could have.
Dwight Schrute: Heh yeah, Meridith.
Michael Scott: No, no, Katherine, remember her? Remember how hot she was? She would have definitely slept with me.
Kevin: She wasn't that hot.
Michael Scott: Yes she was. Damn it Kevin! Come on.
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Oscar: Hi everyone.
Kevin: Oh hello Oscar. How was your gay-cation?
Oscar: That's very funny.
Kevin: Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.
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Kevin: Do you want to go to the beach?
Angela: Maybe.
Kevin: Do you want to get high?
Angela: No.
Kevin: I think you do, mon.
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Angela: [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?
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Oscar: You have your cats on Nanny Cam.
Angela: Yeah! I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year.
Meredith: She's right I had my second kid just for the vacation.
Angela: Right! Anyways, I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.
Kevin: Any cat, you mean.
Angela: And person.