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| Oscar: | Skin cancer, is treatable. |
| Kevin: | Right. |
| Oscar: | It's gonna be ok. |
| Angela: | You don't know it's going to be ok. Don't give him false hope. [Oscar and Kevin stare at Angela] Probably nothing, though. |
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| Kevin: | I'm gonna take this petty cash that I got from Oscar, and turn it into next month's rent. |
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| Kevin: | In general, they do not give me much responsibility. But they do let me shread the company documents and that is really all I need. |
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| Kevin: | After Stacey left, it was... it did not go well for a while... and it was hard to see... It's just nice to win one. |
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| Jim Halpert: | That whole lifestyle? His whole vibe? You find that appealing? |
| Andy: | Ah! Tuna. Tuna Tuna Tuna. |
| Kevin: | Tuna Tuna Tuna. |
| Andy: | He has a killer job. He's rich. He smells like what I think Pierce Brosnan probably smells like. He wears really cool, rich-guy clothes. |
| Kevin: | And, he can get any girl that he wants. |
| Andy: | So, sorry Tuna but if you don't know why that's awesome, then... you need awesome lessons. |
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| Kevin: | I just wanna lie on the beach and eat hotdogs. That's all I've ever wanted. |
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| Angela: | Oscar is off sick. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's unacceptable. |
| Angela: | I agree, that is unnacceptable. |
| [they stare at each other] | |
| Kevin: | ...What are you guys doing? |
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| Jim Halpert: | This scented candle...andle...andle, that I found in the men's bathroom...room...room, represents the eternal burning of competition... or something. |
| Kevin: | It smells like cookies. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes it does. Yes it does my friend. |
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| Kelly: | Or, if you're bored, you can just make up a name. Like one time, I said I was Mrs. Jones and [in British accent] I talked like this for the whole conversation. |
| Kevin: | Oooh Can I be Australian, mate? |
| Kelly: | [still in British accent] Absolutely. |
| Kevin: | [in Australian accent] Hello... mate. |
| Kelly: | I like ice cream. I need a boyfriend. |
| Kevin: | I like ice cream too, mate. Alligators. Dingo babies! |
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| Roy: | Hey, Jimmy, what do you think about the purse girl? |
| Jim Halpert: | Cute, sure, yeah. |
| Roy: | Why don't you get on that? |
| Jim Halpert: | She's not really my type. |
| Roy: | What are you, gay? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmm. I don't think so. No. |
| Kevin: | Well what is your type? |
| Jim Halpert: | Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom really. |
| Roy: | That's disgusting. |
| Kevin: | Stay away from my mom. |
| Jim Halpert: | Too late, Kev. |
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| Kelly: | Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun. |
| Angela: | No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock. |
| Kevin: | Then why are there two flyers? |
| Karen: | Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3- |
| Kevin: | Right... |
| Karen: | And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45. |
| Pam Beesly: | Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer. |
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| Kevin: | You should go to Hedonism. |
| Jim Halpert: | What is that? |
| Kevin: | It's like Club Med, but everything is naked. |
| Jim Halpert: | I was thinking more like Europe, or something like that. But... good... second choice. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Kevin, what prescription drugs are you taking, besides Rogaine? |
| Kevin: | ... I'm not taking Rogaine. |
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| Kevin: | I'll take the footbath. |
| Kevin: | [later, to camera] That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [long pause] Maybe I should've taken the ipod... oh, shoot... |
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