Kevin Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam Beesly: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam Beesly: Jim?
Jim Halpert: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.
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Jim Halpert: This scented candle...andle...andle, that I found in the men's bathroom...room...room, represents the eternal burning of competition... or something.
Kevin: It smells like cookies.
Jim Halpert: Yes it does. Yes it does my friend.
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Pam Beesly: [to the accountants] Hey guys, we're all going to visit Merridith and some of us are pitching in a few dollars for flowers.
Kevin: Who's 'we'? You and Jim?
Pam Beesly: No, so far Phylis, Stanley and I.
Kevin: Oh, I bet Jim goes too.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, I haven't asked him yet.
Kevin: I bet you ask.
Pam Beesly: I was planning on it.
Kevin: I bet you were.
Oscar: [an aside to Kevin, whispering] Stop.
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Kevin: I'll take the footbath.
Kevin: [later, to camera] That's the thing I bought myself. I'm really psyched to use it. [long pause] Maybe I should've taken the ipod... oh, shoot...
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Michael Scott: I'm looking for the toy drive box.
Pam Beesley: It's behind you.
Michael Scott: Okay, well, I need to put this bike in there. I hope it will fit with all these little knick knacks.
Jim Halpert: Wow. What kind of bike is that?
Michael Scott: Um, I dunno. Average kind.
Kevin: The tires look pretty worn.
Michael Scott: Well that is probably from the test drive.
Jim Halpert: But the paints chipping. Is that your old bike Michael?
Michael Scott: No...
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Holly: Cool! You drive your own car?
Kevin: Yup. This is my car. Do you drive your own car?
Holly: Yep. Just like you.
Kevin: Okay bye.
Holly: Bye... Kevin, I'm really proud of you.
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Michael Scott: When you know, you just know. Check her out. My little gal over there. Babelectical.
Roy: Which one is she?
Michael Scott: It's the- it's one of those two. [points to the waitresses]
Roy: You don't know?
Kevin: Dude, you should know.
Michael Scott: Yeah, well. It's been hard, they're wearing the exact same uniform. And I've been drinking. And you know how all waitresses look alike.
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Holly: [after being told Kevin was 'slow in the brain'] Hi!
Kevin: Hi.
Holly: What do you do?
Kevin: I do the numbers.
Holly: Oh, good for you!
Kevin: You want an M&M?
Holly: Oh, no that is so sweet. Thank you though.
Kevin: I keep them here at my desk so that everybody doesn't take them.
Holly: Well that is a very safe place for them.
Kevin: [smiling] Yeah.
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Stanley: Anyone have anything they want to trade for a toaster?
Kevin: Does it have slots of hotdogs?
Stanley: No.
Kevin: Who would want it?
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Kevin: Lynn, I'm just going to say to you everything that I'm thinking.
Lynn: Ok.
Kevin: I think you have the best smile. I'd like to take you out to dinner and a movie.
Lynn: Ok.
Kevin: Nice. [looking down] Boobs.
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Kevin: Talk to him.
Oscar: Michael there's a very big difference between these two pizza places, both in quality of ingredients, and overall taste.