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| Jim Halpert: | I really like the paper-triangle-flicking-and-hitting-things game. |
| Kevin: | We call it Hateball. |
| Jim Halpert: | Why? |
| Kevin: | Because of how much Angela hates it. |
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| Kevin: | A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting. |
| Andy: | Whokay! TMI. |
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| Michael Scott: | And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before? |
| Creed: | I have. That's the Union of the Monkey. |
| Meredith: | Ohh, that's what they call it. |
| Kevin: | This is the best meeting we have ever had. |
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| Kevin: | Jim has got it bad for Pam. |
| Creed: | Oooh! ...Which one is Pam? |
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| Kevin: | After Stacey left, it was... it did not go well for a while... and it was hard to see... It's just nice to win one. |
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| Kevin: | Hey... I'm sorry we did not have a chance to talk more. I get very nervous talking to pretty girls. Seriously, feel how sweaty my hand is. |
| Lynn: | It's really sweaty! |
| Kevin: | Are you on email? |
| Lynn: | Oh yeah! [hands Kevin her card] |
| Kevin: | Cool. Bye. |
| Lynn: | Bye Kevin! |
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| Pam Beesly: | Ladies. Are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full internet access. |
| [long pause] | |
| Kevin: | Wait what? |
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| Kevin: | But what are we gonna do with this hacked off part? |
| Michael Scott: | Well, that is a perfectly good mini-tree, Kevin. And we are going to sell that to charity. That's what Christmas is all about. |
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| Kelly: | Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun. |
| Angela: | No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock. |
| Kevin: | Then why are there two flyers? |
| Karen: | Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3- |
| Kevin: | Right... |
| Karen: | And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45. |
| Pam Beesly: | Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer. |
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| Kevin: | If someone gives you ten thousand to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an oscar, I'm going to be a very rich dude. |
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| Michael Scott: | Wet cement, outside, it's drying, fast, come on! This is a life long dream. What do I write? |
| Kevin: | Michael you could put your initials in it. |
| Michael Scott: | MGS? No. Some idiot named Mark Greg Splutnick will claim credit for it. |
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