Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Oh hi David. No, I'm sorry he's not back from the, Civil Rights Rally. [Michael gives the thumbs up as he runs out of the office] I'll have him call you the minute he gets back from the Lincoln Memorial.
When Michael's skirting a phone call he gave me a list of places to say he is. [reading the list] Stopping a fight in the parking lot. An Obama fashion show. Whatever, that is. Trapped in an oil painting. I'm gonna save that one.
Put your heart out there like that, it's liable to just turn into this blackened carbon brick where it has barbecue sauce of shame and rage and two hot people with a perfect relationship would not understand that!
May I have your attention please! I have an announcement. Mr. Dwight Schrute and I just returned from a wonderful stroll together and although I probably will never do it again I had fun! I really had fun with my best friend, Dwight.
These aren't announcements.
Yes they are you just don't care about the information.
I have an idea for a fancy men's shoe store called Shoe La La. And... it's just mens shoes for the special occasions in a man's life. Like the day that you get married, or the day your wife has a baby, or for just lounging around the house.
It is my idea! I'm filled with good ideas! Thousands of good of ideas.
You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey did you come up with Toilet Buddy? It's a net, a circular net you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formerly known as Toilet Guard?
Horse. Boat. A canoe built around a horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat!
Toilet sponge. It's a hallowed-out sponge--
Gimme a break.
--that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas.
I've written these things because it is my responsibility as manager of this branch, to profiligate great ideas. And I think I have done my part, with the golden ticket promotion. Now it is your turn. I want to hear some great ideas from you, that are just as good as mine.
We own our own delivery trucks. We could lease them out on the weekends--
Too many words. Good ideas are simple: Golden, ticket.
No, Jim, we're a business. Post-its. That is a golden ticket idea. NASA took five or six golden ticket ideas to get men on the moon.
Golden girls. That's a golden ticket idea. Right... I mean how great was that show.
Golden Grahams. [Michael is staring Andy down] Another-- is a-- I don't get this.
No you don't. No, it-- What will be the state of this company if I am the only one coming up with the great ideas. Right?
The Willy Wonka, golden ticket promotional idea, is probably the best idea I have ever had. It's probably the best idea anybody's ever had. Three days ago, I slipped five pieces of golden paper into random paper shipments. This entitles the customer to ten percent off of their total order. It will be a day for them that is full of wimzy. And full of excitement. And full of fantasy.
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