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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 7 - Costume Contest

The Office Season 7 Quotes - Costume Contest

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Michael Scott [to camera] I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
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Michael Scott What the hell are they talking about?
Dwight Schrute Hmm... Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.
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Dwight Schrute [to camera] I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down, with the post in your mouth... That's what she said.
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Stanley Hudson How many freaking vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
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Michael Scott [to Darryl] You went over my head, and then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.
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Michael Scott [to camera] Darryl Philbin is a great guy. You knoiw what I'd like? I'd like for all the racists in the world to take him out to lunch... and see what they're missing.
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Dwight Schrute [removing some magnets from the fridge] Magnets are interesting enough. You don't need to tart them up with some design.
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Oscar I don't get the statement you're making with that costume.
Kevin The statement that I making, Oscar, is that I kinda look like Michael Moore.
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