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[to camera] I just made Kevin cry. And Gabe looks like Lady Gaga. That's not Halloween. Halloween should be a day in which we honor monsters and not be mad at each other.
Michael Scott What the hell are they talking about?
Dwight Schrute Hmm... Kevin and Gabe. Probably about the extremes of the human physique.
[to camera] I know how to sit on a fence. Hell, I can even sleep on a fence. The trick is to do it face down, with the post in your mouth... That's what she said.
Stanley Hudson How many freaking vampires am I supposed to care about these days?
[to Darryl] You went over my head, and then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.
[to camera] Darryl Philbin is a great guy. You knoiw what I'd like? I'd like for all the racists in the world to take him out to lunch... and see what they're missing.
[removing some magnets from the fridge] Magnets are interesting enough. You don't need to tart them up with some design.
Oscar I don't get the statement you're making with that costume.
Kevin The statement that I making, Oscar, is that I kinda look like Michael Moore.