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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - Whistleblower

The Office Season 6 Quotes - Whistleblower

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Michael Scott: My mind is going a mile an hour.
Pam Halpert: That fast.
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Jo Bennett: I noticed you've had a good year. Good boy. You turning that money into more money?
Dwight Shrute: Are you referring to alchemy?
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Darryl: Mike you know you don't need to turn us all in. All you need is one scapegoat.
Kelly: Uh, if you turn me in I'm turning in Darryl.
Michael Scott: That's just what we need. Another black man in prison.
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Creed: I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. [flips a coin] It's Angela. Get 'er boys.
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Nick: Hey guys. Uh, sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to say good-bye to everyone. Through Teach for America, I'm gonna go down to Detroit and teach inner-city kids about computers.
Gabe: Uh, not now.
Nick: Oh yeah it's just my friends are out in the car waiting so I thought...
Stanley: Phyllis, what's this guy's name again?
Phyllis: I donno. Is it Shadow or Garth? It's something weird, I--
Nick: My name is Nick.
Angela: OK, well, "Nick," we're in a meeting.
Nick: OK look I get it people. I'm the lame IT guy and everybody hates me.
Jim Halpert: Hey listen man you can't take it personally.
Nick: You call me man? I just said my name, just now. Did you forget it already?
Jim Halpert: No... Sport.
Nick: You guys have fifteen parties a week, you can't learn my name?
Dwight Shrute: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey, IT Guy. Here's the story Champ. None of us have spent a lot of time getting to know you, OK, we liked the last guy, Sadiq, because he kept to himself. And we also thought he might have been a terrorist. You know what I'm gonna leave you with one other thought. Inner-city kids use computers for two things. Games and porn so good luck wasting your life. Lurch.
Nick: Thank you so much for that. I saw all your hard drives and guess what, [points to Ryan] you're not a photographer [to Kelly] and you definitely can't fit into a size two. Darry man, you're on Facebook. Why you been telling people you're not on Facebook. People wanna be your friend man! Alright. And you, this guy. [points to Andy] You're the one who told the press. You wrote an email to the editor. I saw it and I also saw a Quicktime movie of your little printer fire test on your hard drive. This guy's the snitch, he's the snitch. So, that's it. [gives the finger to the office] Check it out.
[Nick leaves]
Andy: We're gonna believe that guy!?
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Michael Scott: It's not been a blockbuster year for me financially. My Blockbuster stock is down.
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Michael Scott: I am officially the second most watched clip of the day on the WBRE news site!
Oscar: What's number one?
Michael Scott: Oh. That teacher who was wrongfully accused of being a pedophile. Now, we cannot let the pedophile win again!
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Toby: Write your own damn novel.
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Michael Scott: My favorite restaurant closed down.
Jo Bennett: Oh, I hate that.
Michael Scott: My new favorite restaurant sucks.
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Andy: So unfair. Even if I thought that our printers killed baby seals, I would not be a whistleblower. The Bernards, for generations, have silenced whistleblowers. It's how we made all our money. Woody Guthrie wrote a song about us. [singing] "Old mister Bernard, old mister Bernard, who have you silenced today."
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Nick: Mind if I get in there for a second?
Dwight Shrute: Oh, sure thing, go ahead.
[Dwight grabs Nick as he reaches for Dwight's computer]
Nick: Ah! Dwight what the hell!
Dwight Shrute: Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell! What are you doing to my computer?
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Realtor: The property you're looking at is in great shape. By the way, it has a very spacious basement office.
Dwight Shrute: Basement office? You mean like a liar?
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[Michael picks up the ringing phone]
Michael Scott: Michael Scott, as seen on TV.
Packer: [over the phone] I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener.
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Michael Scott: Did you tell anyone outside of this office, that the printers were catching on fire.
Darryl: Yeah I did. I was talking to this girl at a bar. I think she could sense my sadness. And I found out too late that she was the copyeditor at the Trib.
Michael Scott: Oh my God. Was she cute?
Darryl: No.
Michael Scott: Oh God, Darryl.
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Michael Scott: [reading a statement to the press] We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and lapse in candour and judgement. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions.
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Jo Bennett: Hey I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.
Michael Scott: That was fun.
Jo Bennett: I hope your rough patch ends soon.
Michael Scott: Thanks. Today helped.
Jo Bennett: Well, gimme a shout. If I can brighten your life.
Michael Scott: OK. Hey, you could transfer Holly back form Nashua.
Jo Bennett: Let me see what I can do.
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Jo Bennett: So say we catch this whistleblower, what do you think I should do with them.
Michael Scott: We should give them a one-way ticket to Montego Bay. Where they keep all the Al Qaeda.
Jo Bennett: That's, uh, Guantanamo Bay.
Michael Scott: You put them in jail for a long time, you put them in jail for as long as you can.
Jo Bennett: Well I guess we're alright Michael.
Michael Scott: I want these people to really pay. I want 'em to suffer. I'd prefer it if they died. Because it's not right.
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Kelly: Guys I couldn't help it, it is so boring where we work. I mean, it's as interesting as a morgue. It might be less interesting than a morgue.
Michael Scott: Hey, hey! It's AS interesting as a morgue.
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Jo Bennett: Oh honey, surely you don't want that.
Michael Scott: I surely do, and don't call me honey. Airplane 2.
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Jo Bennett: It's a little form. Says, "I did not do it."
Michael Scott: There is no reason for anyone here to sign this because I know everything there is to know about these people. I know when their birthdays are, I know what their favorite kind of cake is, I know what color streamers they like.
Jo Bennett: All that's just birthday information.
Michael Scott: Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture.
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Pam Halpert: So now, everyone hates Andy and it's this whole mess and I don't know what to do.
Jim Halpert: Ok just relax. Just need to relax.
Pam Halpert: I could tell Jo. Or I could tell Michael.
Jim Halpert: This is a very good idea. This is good. Let's get all the bad ideas out now. Flush 'em out.
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Michael Scott: I know you said no questions but, I have an early dinner that I need to get to... with the chief of police.
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Creed: [coming out of the conference room with Gabe] I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you.
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David Wallace: [wearing a sweatshirt that says "SUCK IT"] I may have heard from an old client and I may have immediately started the news to other clients and potential clients, yeah. But I'm not here to talk about that. I am here to talk about Suck It. Suck It-- [scene cuts]
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Michael Scott: Anyone who talked to the press please raise your hand.
Phyllis: [to Andy] Put your hand up, Norma Rae.
Andy: If you say anything so help me God, I'll break off the temples of your glasses and stick 'em in your eye sockets.
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Jo Bennett: I don't like to tell a man what to do with his money but if you ain't investing in property then you're dumber than a dummy.
Dwight Shrute: I'm not dumb. I'm smart.
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Michael Scott: We need to brainstorm. We need to get out of this. Brian hurricane.
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Gabe: I am prepared to conclude the investigation.
Andy: And?
Gabe: You did it.
Andy: Whhat? Based on what?
Gabe: [matter-of-factly] Uhh, just all the evidence. And, it really seems like it was you. [to the office] Can we all agree to say it was Andy for now, and sit with it, see how it feels.
[agreement from the office]
Jim Halpert: Guys I think that seems a little unfair. I mean I feel like we don't definitely know it was Andy.
Andy: Yeah! You know, for all we know it could've been... Jim!
Jim Halpert: Really?
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Michael Scott: I basically swore up and down that none of my employees did it and then I find out that one of my best ones did. And now he's probably going to get fired for it. And if that is not poetic justice, I do not know what is.
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Michael Scott: I was thinking about our little leak problem. I was up all night thinking about what we should do to this individual. You know what I think we should do? We make 'em come to work. And we work 'em. And we make 'em sit next to all the people they screwed over. And, and we pay 'em. But, we make 'em feel like they did something really wrong. The one question I have is do we give them a Christmas bonus? I say, yes, it's Christmas, but right after, they're right back in the thick of it.
Jo Bennett: Michael Scott. What do you know.
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Gabe: Alright, uh, Stan, you're up?
Stanley: It wasn't me.
Gabe: What a rich timber your voice has.
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Nick: Mind if I get in there for a second?
Dwight Shrute: Oh, sure thing, go ahead.
[Dwight grabs Nick as he reaches for Dwight's computer]
Nick: Ah! Dwight what the hell!
Dwight Shrute: Apache persuasion hold, that's the hell! What are you doing to my computer?
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