Random Quotes from The Office

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Gabe C.E.O. to C.O.O. ...what a difference a letter makes.
Dwight Schrute Still an important position... Still a chief.
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Toby: This reminds me of the HR convention last fall.
Corporate employee: Oh yeah with Bernie and Ephram. It was hilarious.
Toby: Really really funny.
Corporate employee: Reallllly funny.
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Michael Scott [to pam] You don't know me...You've just seen my penis.
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Karen: Jim's nice enough. I don't- I don't know how well he's fitting in here. He's always looking at the camera like this. [imitates Jim's classic look] What is that?
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Ryan: [after winning the 'Hottest in the Office' award] What am I going to do with the award? Nothing... I don't know what I'm going to do. That's the least of my concerns right now.
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Creed: That's some fun stuff. When's the website go up?
Ryan: As fast as possible. We wanna start retraining people ASAP so we can hit the ground running with the new system.
Creed: Cool beans.
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Michael Scott: I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I am going to be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time. And, all you can eat espresso.
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Michael Scott: Yes, money has been a little bit tight lately. But, at the end of my life, when I'm sitting on my yacht, am I going to be thinking about much money I have? No. I'm going to be thinking about, how many friends I have. And my children. And my comedy albums. I mean, I have a yacht so I obviously did pretty well money wise.
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Jim Halpert: Toby's great. He's great. But sometimes he can be a little bit much. [imitating Toby] 'I don't see the harm in that.' Well it's a cake, Toby, so. [scoffs] Come on.
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Charles Miner What is a two way petting zoo?
Jim You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Micheal Scott It's a great idea.
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Michael Scott: Quit Pam-M-S-ing!
Send "The Office Theme Song" Ringtone to your Cell
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Robert California: The Corporate party was wretched. I am so tired of the Black Eyed Peas. It's rock and roll for people who don't like rock and roll, it's rap for people who don't like rap, it's pop for people who don't like pop.
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