Random Quotes from The Office
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| Michael Scott: | And now, presenting... |
| Michael and Holly: | Slum Dunder-Mifflinaire! |
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| Meredith: | You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. |
| Andy: | I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you. |
| Creed: | It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military. |
| Andy: | It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League! |
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| Toby: | I'd say all the goofing around at Pam's desk an- and hanging out with Pam has finally caught up to him. You know w- with Pam. |
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| Holly: | I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us? |
| Michael Scott: | Not if we turn these dials alll the way down. [increases mic volume] And now they can't hear us at all. |
| Holly: | Oh good. |
| Michael Scott: | We're totally alone! |
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| Michael Scott: | [to Karen] Wow, you are very exotic looking. Was your dad a G.I., or...? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | I'm sorry am I interrupting? Oh God were you guys making out? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Oh, I get it. You're trying to secure your place as head of the party planning committee. You're just being selfish. |
| [Phyllis slaps Dwight] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | And you slap like a girl. |
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| Michael Scott: | Todd Packer and I are total B.F.F.: Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time we were out and we met this set of twins and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so, you know, one thing led to another; we brought them back to the hotel and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome! |
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| Michael Scott: | [to high school student] Hey. How you doin'? Listen, I think that a handsome, funny, smart, funny lookin' kid like you shouldn't limit himself. You can do whatever you wanna do. You can be a classy janitor or a cashier with dignity. Or a... migraine worker. Maybe for you paper should be more of a hobby. |
| Student: | Sorry for wasting your time. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh no problem. |
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| Michael Scott: | There are very few things that would make me not want to team up with David Wallace. And "Suck It" is one of 'em. |
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| Micheal Scott | This little hell raiser is Angela. She has slept with a bunch of different guys in the office. Right over there.. In the orange [points to Andy] |
| Andy | Heyy yoo! |
| Micheal Scott | Hey yo! where's the other... |
