Random Quotes from The Office

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Michael Scott: [drives up listening to Just Dance by Lady Gaga] It's Britney bitch. And I am back, in the form of a new company, the Michael Scott Paper Company.
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Kelly I can see our kids facing obstacles being half black and half Indian, but its so worth it you guys.
Phyllis There's just me here
Kelly I'm gonna get him to buy me a prime rib tonight.
Phyllise I think he left
Kelly What?! [storms out]
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Angela Martin: I'm a vegetarian. What can I eat?
Server: It's all vegetarian.
Angela Martin: I'll just have a piece of bread. (Server hands it to her) Uhh... you used your hands.
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Dwight Schrute: Studies have shown that more information gets passed through watercooler gossip than through official memos - which puts me at a disadvantage because... I bring my own water to work.
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Michael Scott: People have said I have very pretty eyes... I haven't heard the same about you.
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[over the radio]
Dwight Schrute: We are in the stairwell. We are climbing some stairs. I am breathing heavily.
Jim Halpert: Okay you know what, you really don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.
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Jim Halpert: Those reports affect our bonuses, which is kind of great for me, because you wouldn't know from looking at her, but Pam's a gold digger.
Pam Beesly: [over Jim's bluetooth] Hey, New York ain't free! Get back to work!
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Kevin: 'C' is for Suspension!
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Oscar Martinez: Hey, where's Dwight?
Jim Halpert: You didn't hear?
Creed Bratton: Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.
Jim Halpert: I'm pretty sure none of that's real.
Creed Bratton: YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN!
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Michael Scott: A boss's salary isn't just about money. It is about perks. It- for example, every year I get a one hundred dollar gas card. Can't put a price tag on that.
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Jo Bennett: It's a little form. Says, "I did not do it."
Michael Scott: There is no reason for anyone here to sign this because I know everything there is to know about these people. I know when their birthdays are, I know what their favorite kind of cake is, I know what color streamers they like.
Jo Bennett: All that's just birthday information.
Michael Scott: Yes, yes, but it shows a bigger picture.
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Michael Scott: Yes, I can ride a bike. I take spinning classes, three times a month, I think I know how to ride a bike.
[Jim and Pam are holding Michael steading on the bike]
Jim Halpert: Are you sure you once knew how to do this?
Michael Scott: I did, yes! I had those extra wheels on the back, that support you.
[Jim and Pam start walking Michael on the bike...]
Michael Scott: Mich-ael! Mich-ael! [everyone starts cheering as Michael starts moving] Michael!
Jim Halpert: Just steer more now!
Michael Scott: Oh my God!!!
[Michael hits a crashes then gets up cheering]
Michael Scott: You never forget! Wooo!
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