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Andy: You know it's true what they say. Long Island Iced Teas are way stronger in Canada.
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Michael Scott: I can't force you to go down but I can entice you. I am going to be down there. Erin will be down there from time to time. And, all you can eat espresso.
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Dwight Schrute: [on proposing an ultimatum] Are you sure that's going to work!?
Phyllis: It when Bob said I had to stop talking to my sister on the phone so much.
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Dwight Schrute: I will never be happier than I am right now. I will also never be less happy. I will be at my current level of happiness for the rest of my life. Because I am the manager of the Scranton branch of Dunder Mifflin... Acting Manager.
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Angela: How many gods do you have?
Kelly: Like hundreds I think, maybe more than that.
Angela: [points to poster on the wall] And that blue, busty gal? What's her story?
Kevin: She looks like Pam from the neck down.
Dwight Schrute: [scoffs] Pam wishes.
[Pam shakes her head in disbelief at the camera]
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Oscar: Skin cancer, is treatable.
Kevin: Right.
Oscar: It's gonna be ok.
Angela: You don't know it's going to be ok. Don't give him false hope. [Oscar and Kevin stare at Angela] Probably nothing, though.
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Dwight Schrute: Which is higher, Assistant Regional Manager or Regional Director in charge of sales?
Michael Scott: I told you the titles were irrelevant. They just relate to payscale.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, so who gets paid more. Me or Andy?
Michael Scott: It is not a matter of more or less, your pay is just different.
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Dwight Shrute: How has being a minority affected you.
Kelly: Well there's a lot of pressure from my parents, to settle down and marry an Indian guy.
Dwight Shrute: Oh good, and you resent this because?
Kelly: Indian guys always wear their cellphones outside their pants. It's so dorky.
Dwight Shrute: No no no. That's not dorky. [takes out cellphone] Look, it's easily accessible. Boom, like this. 911 hello Scranton strangler's in the house. Inside the house! [closes phone]
Kelly: Just put it, in your pocket.
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Jim Halpert: When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, right?
Michael Scott: You're a Jet?
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Dwight Schrute: We have a big meeting with chief buyer for Frames Select, Steve Nash. He's--
Jim Halpert: Not "The" Steve Nash. His big though, he's kind of like Scranton's Steve Nash.
Dwight Schrute: Will you stop putting in terms you "think" they'll understand? It's condescending.
Jim Halpert: I'm not doing that. I'm just explaining.
Dwight Schrute: And who is this "The" Steve Nash.
Jim Halpert: [surprised] Phoenix Suns point guard?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Jim Halpert: No, nothin'?
Dwight Schrute: "No," mister jock hipster.
Jim Halpert: Well I'm neither of those things, so.. [makes a Jim face]
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Michael Scott: I wish the windows weren't tinted so people could see us in here.
Andy: Hey you guys do you think anyone might have had sex in here?
Michael and Dwight together: Definitely, definitely! / Smells like it!
Michael Scott: Look! They got pillows. [points to bench seat] That! That's bigger than my bed.
[driver starts closing partition]
Michael Scott: Who's playing with the button?
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Dwight Schrute: I saw Wedding Crashers, accidentally. I bought a ticket for Grizzly Man and went into the wrong theatre. After an hour I figured I was in the wrong theatre but I kept waiting. That's the thing about bear attacks, they come when you least expect it.
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