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Robert California Now then, how are we today?
Kelly Kapoor Fine.
Toby Flenderson Great.
Robert California Just fine, Kelly? Everything alright?
Kelly Kapoor Mh-hm.
Robert California Are you feeling fulfilled in your life?
Kelly Kapoor I guess.
Robert California You guess? So there is something you want that you do not have?
Kelly Kapoor Try not to think about it.
Robert California Because it's too terrifying to imagine? Now we're cooking. What is it Kelly? What is this great fear of yours?
Kelly Kapoor Never marrying.
Robert California Yes. Dying alone, that is very scary. And how are you, Toby?
Toby Flenderson I'm.. I'm just great.
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Jim Halpert: Oh, Nellie, we're so sorry. We were just...
Nellie: I see you've discovered 'Benjamin.' That's what I call my box full of photos of Henry.
Dwight Schrute: [Long, awkward pause] Why not call
Jim Halpert: Shhhhhh!
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Andy: I am a great interviewee. Why? Because I have something no one else has. My brain. Which I use to my advantage, when advantageous.
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Jim Halpert: So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day, so he generously offered to wash our car.
Pam Beesly: Aww he did that for me?
Jim Halpert: Yes. He did. You know what's nice? Night swimming in Bio Bay. Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam?
Pam Beesly: [laughs] Yeah... Mmmm, say more nice things.
Jim Halpert: Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it. Yes we are. And... Franken Beans!
Pam Beesly: Maybe I'm overreacting.
Jim Halpert: Yeah. Maybe.
Pam Beesly: But I don't think I am.
Jim Halpert: You're not. Nope. Nope...
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Dwight Schrute: Who stands to benefit from our downfall?
Jim Halpert: The Mob? Maybe NASA?
Dwight Schrute: Could be the mob. But then Dunder Mifflin would need to be a front for money laundering and there is little evidence of that.
Jim Halpert: Is there some evidence of that?
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Andy: The tall man entered the nice building to visit a very nice man. "Sit down, Mr. Smith. Could I interest you in any good cat food?"
Angela: [giggling] A man eating cat food!
Andy: What about a cat eating man food?
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Angela: Meredith! If you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.
Meredith: Is that a threat?
Angela: No, it's an invitation.
Pam Beesly: We have vodka!
Karen: Lots of it!
[Meredith joins their party]
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Michael Scott: Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza, poor people love pizza, white people love pizza, black people love pizza... do black people like pizza?
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Darryl: I was there and that dude is not engaged [referring to Michael]. I'm not a big believer in therapy, but I'd go into my own pocket to cover his copay.
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Dwight Schrute: You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine.
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Michael Scott [to Darryl] You went over my head, and then you lied to my face. So my head and my face have taken a beating.
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Ryan Howard: Dwight! How's the beet farm?! [turning to his friend] This guy has his very own beet farm. It's awesome!
Dwight Schrute: Well, it's weeble season...
Ryan Howard: I don't know what that means but it sounds awesome!
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