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Dwight Schrute: I wonder if King sized sheets are called 'Presidential' in England... I really should have a Tweeter account, shouldn't I?
Jim Halpert: Yes, you should.
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Jim Halpert: Michael stands in the front of the boat and says that he's king of the world within the first hour, or I give you my next paycheck.
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Michael Scott: Oh-ho! I almost dropped ya! [fakes dropping the laptop that Pam was using a camera to talk to Jim on]
Pam Beasley: Can you put me down now, I'm getting nauseous.
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Graphic designer: I should let you know right away this is just an entry level job. It's really basic. We're looking for like a self starter, someone who could meet deadlines, and just pretty much just go the extra mile, I guess.
Pam Beesly: I can do that.
Graphic designer: Great. And uh, obviously we're looking for someone who knows Photoshop. And Dreamweaver, uh, Corel Paint or Illustrator, After Effects. All the basics.
Pam Beesly: I don't know any of those.
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Andy: So Tuna when we get in there let's do a really good job okay?
Jim Halpert: Did that really need to be said?
Andy: Well not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of a conversation.
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Michael Scott: [imitating stoner] Dude, where's my office? I totally lost it...because I was half-baked, smoking doobies. Doobie Brothers. Smoking doobies with my brothers...Peace out, Seacrest!
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Michael Scott: Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I have a perfect ice breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher.
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Michael Scott: Look, this is very hard for me but I am going to give you my best man. You may have Toby.
Karen: Toby's not a salesperson.
Michael Scott: You can train him! He's very, very smart and funny and charming... Lehhargh! You know, I can't do it. Toby is the worst. That- that was a bluff.
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[on hiring Ryan]
Michael Scott: Pam, everyone deserves a second, second chance.
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Danny: Ok so you setup this fake company, then you hired this homeless women to impersonate an executive, to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique.
Michael Scott: Yes and it's the sincerest form of flattery!
Danny: Or, crazy!
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Dwight Schrute: Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.
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Andy Bernard This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do in my entire life. I haven't had a very hard life.
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