Random Quotes from The Office

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Dwight Schrute [about the Scranton Strangler standoff] Ugh, they shouldn't televise this. It only encourages copycats.
Angela Just say "Copies". Why do you have to drag cats into this?
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Michael Scott: We have three scenes to film, big scenes. We have a song to write, so let's get cracking. Kelly, I want you to do makeup. Oscar, I would like you to do costume design, obviously. Phyllis, I would like you to look around town and see if we have any celebrities in our local area.
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Andy When I was a salesman I could just be like, not my job not my prob I'm goin' to the warehouse to polish my knob! Metaphorically, of course.
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Creed: [when asked to ID a photo of marijuana] That is Northern Lights, cannabis indica.
Dwight Schrute: [sighs with disappointment] No. It's marijuana.
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Pam Beesly [to camera] I recently met Sue, the office administrator at Vance Refrigeration. She has this awesome wall full of fun initiatives and morale boosters and stuff. Sue just goes for it, she's awesome.
Phyllis [to camera] I know Sue. She's not that great. And you know her husband's in a wheelchair, right?
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Michael Scott: Erin, you're supposed to be the gatekeeper, do you have any idea how valuable my time is.
Erin: In your schedule it just says nine 'till noon is creative space. I thought this could be a part of it.
Michael Scott: Do you know how creative space works? Ok why don't you just cancel my afternoon.
Erin: You don't have anything in the afternoon it just says free plate.
Michael Scott: Push free plate 'till tomorrow morning.
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Pam Beesly: Hey Kevin. Jim needs to see you.
Kevin: About what?
Pam Beesly: He needs help, uh, balancing some travel receipts.
Kevin: Are you sure he wants me? Because I have Oscar balance my travel receipts.
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Michael Scott: You know what Dwight? You''re acting like a dork.
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Pam Beesly We're going to need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed them all!
Angela Jesus is not your caterer.
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Nate: [riding in car, looking for new office] Ten thousand seven hundred and six.
Dwight Schrute: Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh my God. No way. Man, look at that.
Nate: Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: There's no building. This could only mean one thing.
Nate: The building's underground?
Dwight Schrute: She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...
Dwight and Nate: Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
Passer-by Yeah?
Nate: Pam. Pam?
Dwight Schrute: What?
Passer-by I'm Pam.
Dwight Schrute: Oh.
Nate: No you're not.
Dwight Schrute: I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.
Passer-by: Oh, that's fine.
Dwight Schrute: So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?
Passer-by: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight Schrute: Damn it, Pam! Get out! Right now! Leave it, I mean it! Get the hell out of here! Go!
Passer-by: Okay.
Dwight Schrute: I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.
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Michael Scott: And then, I think I am going to go to the garlic festival.
Jim Halpert: Wow.
Michael Scott: Sounds like fun. You guys would love it. They have a TCBY booth! Same stuff you get downtown. Do you like TCBY?
Jim Halpert: Who doesn't?
Michael Scott: "I can't believe it's... I can't believe it's yogurt."
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Michael Scott: I am headed to Philadelphia for the annual northeastern mid-market office supply convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which should be fun. Poor... little guy... has been stuck working under Josh... the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.
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