Random Quotes from The Office

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Pam Beesly: Wow. You're shakin' things up a bit, huh?
Jim Halpert: It's a pretty good idea don't you think?
Pam Beesly: Do you think it's a good idea?
Jim Halpert: No... I think it's a great idea.
Pam Beesly: Hmph.
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Michael Scott: It's gonna be great. We're gonna be doing some darts, we're gonna be grilling up some steaks, we got some pie. It's going to be very delicious.
Todd Packer: And what kind of stripper did you get?
Michael Scott: I did not order a stripper.
Todd Packer: What do you mean you didn't order a stripper? Have you ever been to a bachelor party?
Michael Scott: Tsst, yeah. Um well, not personally. No.
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Dwight Schrute: One word, two syllables: Demarcation.
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Michael Scott: Cage matches? Yeah, they work. How could they not work? If they didn't work, everybody would still be in the cage.
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Andy Bernard There are two things I am passionate about: Re-cycling and re-venge.
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Michael Scott: I'm not exactly sure how to say this--
Dwight Schrute: Ed was decapitated.
Michael Scott: What are you doing?
Dwight Schrute: You said you didn't know how to--
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Dwight Schrute: Vudu Mama Juju, explain your dalliance with the dark arts.
Angela: Not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.
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Erin Planking is one of those things where, hey, you either get it or you don't. And I don't, but I am excited to be a part of it!
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Pam Beesly: Hello, this is... the client.
Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: [laughing] Cool. Let's keep this on the QT, I don't want you to be a dead mama jama.
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Jim: Ow ow ow ow. You broke my hand.
Dwight: There is no way that hurt.
Jim: Really? Because she's pretty strong Dwight.
Dwight: Little girl, come over here. Shake my hand. Come on I don't have all day... I don't feel anything. Nothing. [to Jim] You are so weak.
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Nate: [riding in car, looking for new office] Ten thousand seven hundred and six.
Dwight Schrute: Here it is, right here, pull over. Oh my God. No way. Man, look at that.
Nate: Yeah.
Dwight Schrute: There's no building. This could only mean one thing.
Nate: The building's underground?
Dwight Schrute: She was lying. Oh, Pam, Pam...
Dwight and Nate: Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam.
Passer-by Yeah?
Nate: Pam. Pam?
Dwight Schrute: What?
Passer-by I'm Pam.
Dwight Schrute: Oh.
Nate: No you're not.
Dwight Schrute: I'm sorry. We have a colleague with the same name.
Passer-by: Oh, that's fine.
Dwight Schrute: So, okay. You're not a liar too are you?
Passer-by: I've been known to bend the truth.
Dwight Schrute: Damn it, Pam! Get out! Right now! Leave it, I mean it! Get the hell out of here! Go!
Passer-by: Okay.
Dwight Schrute: I can't wait to do to Pam, what I just did... to Pam.
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Erin: I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I get sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once when I was in the hospital, from age three to six.
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