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Dwight Schrute Here's how we find out. Let's line up and compare the lines, see if we learn anything. Ok? Left siders over here, right siders line up over here. Face each other. Match up by height, and relative weight. [everyone lines up] Let's just.. size each other up here, and left side of the list... ATTACK!
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Dwight Schrute: Where's Holly?
Erin: She wandered off, like an idiot. [camera shows Holly only a few feet away]
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Ryan: [off screen] I wish my iPod could make phone calls. No I don't want an iPhone I know what an iPhone is.
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Michael Scott: But you know, I'm not going to cry about it. I did that on the way home. No more tears. Which reminds me, I have to get shampoo.
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Jim Halpert: Several times a day, Michael says words that are Way beyond my vocabulary--
Michael Scott: I know where this is going!
Jim Halpert: Do ya?
Michael Scott: No.
Jim Halpert: Ok. Remember spiderface?
Michael Scott: No.
Jim Halpert: Ok because the quote was, "cut off her nose to spiderface."
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Ronnie: Does anyone want to dance? [everyone moves away]
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Kevin: [to Ryan] Not so fast, 'fire guy.'
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Andy: Every little boy fantasizes about his fairytale wedding.
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Michael Scott: I am headed to Philadelphia for the annual northeastern mid-market office supply convention. And Jim Halpert is going to be coming, which should be fun. Poor... little guy... has been stuck working under Josh... the poor man's Michael Scott, as he is known around my condo.
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Michael Scott: Pam and Jim are together, Ryan is visiting. The only thing that could make this better is ice cream.
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Darryl There were times on the two and a half hour drive when I experienced doubt... [looking around] That's the thing about long drives, you know, you're always gonna--this is a gay bar.
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Michael Scott: Ok, Ryan, you told Toby that Creed has a distinct old man smell.
[cut to interview]
Creed: I know exactly what he's talking about. I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.
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