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Mr. McGuire: Let's make it interesting, say, uh, ten bucks a hole?
Jim Halpert: Great.
Kevin: What are we talking? Skins? Acee Deucee? Bingo Bango Bongo? Sandies? Barkies? Wolf? What?
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Dwight Schrute This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet, the Pyramid.
Phyllis Why is it shaped like that?
Dwight Schrute So you can tell your clients, "Unleash the power of the Pyramid!"
Pam Beesly It's huge! How much does it weigh?
Dwight Schrute Oh, no no no, without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.
Ryan Howard How much memory does it have without the booster?
Dwight Schrute 50L.
Ryan Howard I'm sorry, "L"?
Jim Halpert How much L to a K?
Dwight Schrute You are really going to want the booster.
Stanley How the hell are we supposed to sell--
Jim Halpert --I'll take five.
Phyllis Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.
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Meredith: I have this Sharpie and I was wondering if you would sign my cast.
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Michael Scott: What's my favorite thing about Hooters? I'll give you two: boobs and hot wings!
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Dwight Schrute I do not except your surrender. There's only one way that I would ever relent: You hit Pam in the face with a snowball, while I watch.
Jim Halpert You're a psychopath.
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Jim Halpert: As ranking number two, I am starting the 'Committee to determine the validity of the two committees.' I am the sole member. The committee will act on this now.
Dwight Schrute: Okay this is stupid.
Jim Halpert: Could you please keep it down? I'm in session. [pause] I have determined that this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute: What? No, no, wait, wait, wait. Permission to join the validity committee.
[long pause]
Jim Halpert: Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute: Dammit.
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Michael Scott: Do I really wanna turn out like Gabe? 26. Single. Tied to my desk. No life no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just... that's just depressing.
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Toby: [From Deleted Scene] Wait... The warehouse is a separate thing.
Daryl: I beg your pardon?
Andy: No! that's a good point... I mean did you poll the entire warehouse?
Daryl: No I didn't.
Andy: This man should not have the right to vote!
Pam: What! He works for this office, he's the Foreman.
Andy: Okay... Then I propose... he gets half a vote.
Daryl: [pause] How about three-fifths?
Andy: {pause] That sounds fair.
Daryl: [long pause] I'm gonna go... I'm a... use the whites only restroom.
Andy: That's ridiculous, we don't have one of those.
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Michael Scott: You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.
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Michael Scott: Mmmmm... this is BS! This is BS. Why are we here? I am gonna call corporate. Enough is enough! I'm-- God, I'm so mad. [picks up the phone in his office] This is Michael Scott, Scranton. Well we don't wanna work! No, we don't! It's not fair to these people! These people are my friends and I care about them! We're not gonna do it!
[Michael walks back into the office]
Michael Scott: Everybody I just got of the horn with corporate. And, uh, basically I told them where they could stick their little overtime assignment. Go enjoy your Friday.
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Meredith: What is the etiquette of taking gifts? Can you only take your own back? Or is it a whatever you can carry type of thing.
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Andy: So Tuna when we get in there let's do a really good job okay?
Jim Halpert: Did that really need to be said?
Andy: Well not everything a guy says needs to be said. Sometimes it's just about the music of a conversation.
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