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Jim Halpert: [Jim to Michael after he tried to make Ryan sit on his lap] You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap.
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Jim Halpert: Angela, burger? Dog? Havin' fun?
Angela: I got sap on me.
Jim Halpert: Chicken, hot dog, burger?
Angela: I'm a vegetarian.
Jim: There's soda inside.
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Andy: Michael, what if somebody asks you a question at this meeting? Are you just going to wave or what--
Michael Scott: I will have to answer!
Dwight Shrute: I'll ask you a question!
Andy: Make it a softball. Something he can, like, crank out of the park.
Dwight Shrute: "Michael Scott, you run the most profitable branch of Dunder Mifflin. How do you do it?"
Michael Scott: No! No! That's too hard. Say! "Your name is Zamboni." And then I will say, "Well! We sort of on thin ice"
Andy: Hi-yo! [everyone in the limo is laughing]
Michael Scott: I won't say that I'll say something like that!
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Michael Scott: Since I pay her salary, it is like I am paying for the wedding. Which I'm happy to do. It's a big day for Phyllis, but it's an even bigger day for me. Employer of the bride.
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Michael Scott: [over the radio] Jim, if this is it for me promise me something... host the dundies.
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Michael Scott [filming video] Michael, I know what you're thinking. Holly's engaged to another man, and you want to kill yourself. It may seem like a good idea, but it's not.
Erin [giggles] Snot. Sorry, it sounded like you said it's snot. I am so sorry.
Michael Scott Okay, so killing yourself... [laughs] I was just thinking about snot.
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Dwight Schrute: Huggy hugs?
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Andy: You don't understand clothing, Toby! You're dressed like this amorphous blog of khaki.
Toby: Alright look what you've got to understand is when you come to work, you give up certain rights.
Dwight Schrute: [standing up] Listen up Flenderson, you're being weak and ineffectual. I'm cowboying this meeting, ok! Here are the new rules, ok? Earth tones only. Also, women are forbidden to wear pants.
Toby: Alright come on, sit down Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Toby: I'm running this meeting.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable.
Toby: It's not. It's not. Sit down or I'm writing you up.
Meredith: Ooh. Where's this guy been?
Toby: Casual Fridays are canceled.
[everyone at the meeting erupts in argument and surrounds Toby]
Toby: [yelling over everyone] There's not a single appropriate outfit in this whole office except mine quite honestly!
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Dwight Schrute: I come from a long line of fighters, my maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed twenty men and then spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp... My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life... different kind of fight.
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Dwight Schrute: Where is my desk?
Jim Halpert: That is weird.
Dwight Schrute: This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.
Jim Halpert: Okay, well you're the one who lost the desk.
Dwight Schrute: I did not lose my desk!
Jim Halpert: Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?
Dwight Schrute: Okay, who moved my desk!
Jim Halpert: I think you should retrace your steps.
Dwight Schrute: I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished.
Jim Halpert: [Directing Dwight to his desk] Colder....warmer.....little warmer....there you go...ooo warmer....warmer....warmer, warmer....COLD, COLD, COLD...back up....oooo....warmer...HOT, RED HOT.
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Michael Scott: I call her 'Hillary Rodham Clinton'... not to her face. Well not because I'm scared of her. Because I'm not. But yeah...
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Michael Scott: Tube City, you owe me one.
Jim Halpert: [In talking head] Co-managing is a give and take. You have to pick your battles. One of the battles that I picked was to stop Michael from running plastic tubes all over the office and placing hamsters inside of them. He was going to call it Tube City. So, yes, I do owe him one.
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