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Darryl: Make it happen, Captain.
Michael Scott: I am makin' it happen. Sargent.
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Michael Scott: How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose.
Creed: You don't go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up "get out of jail free" cards. Those things cost thousands!
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Michael Scott: Thanks to Toby I have a very strong prejudice against Human Resources. I believe that the department is a breeding ground for monsters. What I failed to consider though, is that not all monsters are bad. Like ET. Is Holly our extra-terrestrial? Maybe. Or maybe she's just an awesome woman from this planet.
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Ryan: Yes. Yes, I'll do it.
Andy: Alright! Thank you so much. It's gonna be awesome.
Ryan: And if I flake, I flake.
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Phyllis: [to Stanley] That's a Halwa Shebakia cookie. They serve it during Ramadan.
[Angela spits her's out into a napkin]
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Michael Scott: Let's put together the starting line-up, shall we? Stanley, of course.
Stanley: I'm sorry?
Michael Scott: Um, what do you play? Center?
Stanley: Why 'of course'? What's that supposed to mean?
Michael Scott: I donno... I don't remember saying that.
Jim Halpert: Uh, I heard it.
Michael Scott: Well people hear a lot of things, man.
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Dwight Schrute: This is gonna be good. [eagerly reading the letter] To whom it may concern. [off to the side] Good, real personal. Thanks Michael. [reading again] The dictionary defines superlative as: of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme. [to the side again] That's great, if I wanted the dictionary definition I'd buy a dictionary. [reading again, slowly gets sadder] I define it as Dwight Schrute. As a sales executive, as a leader, as a man, and as a friend, he is of the highest kind, quality, and order. Supreme. [holding back tears] Lot's more like that, really repetitive. What's this? [pulling out a small card from the envelope. Reads it] Two forty five, behind the building. Paintball. [checks his watch quickly] Ohhh, yeah.
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Kelly: [about Angela] She's such a, special person. She's turning fifty this year!
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Kelly: Fashion show! Fashion show! Fashion show at lunch!
Pam Beasley: No...
Kelly: [clapping her hands] Fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch! Fashion show fashion show fashion show at lunch!
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Oscar: Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out.
Kevin: Or when we're bored.
Jim Halpert: [uncovers the score-keeping sheet] Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years.
Kevin: We're bored a lot.
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Dwight Shrute: Angela versus Isabelle. Height, advantage Isabelle. Birthing hips, advantage Isabelle. Remaining childbearing years, advantage Isabelle. Legal obligation, advantage Angela.
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Jim Halpert: About a week ago, Michael gave his two weeks notice. And... surprisingly, there is a very big difference between Michael trying, and Michael not trying.
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