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Ryan: [holds up a name card with 'Kelly' on it]
Stanley: That was meant for Kelly.
Ryan: Yeah. I figured.
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Pam Beesley: Tell them what we saw today, Jim.
Jim Halpert: Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
Pam Beesley: Nature.
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Darryl Yeah I wanted the manager job but I got something, much better. This soda. This is mine.
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Pam Beesly: Who's that?
Jim Halpert: Oh that's just my avatar- guy. Whatever.
Pam Beesly: He looks a lot like you. How much time did you spend on this?
Jim Halpert: Not much. It's just for tracking Dwight, so...
Pam Beesly: Right. You're a sports writer in Philadelphia? Nice build, too.
Jim Halpert: Yep.
Pam Beesly: You have a guitar, slung on your back. I did not know you played guitar.
Jim Halpert: I-- why don't we go back to animation?
Pam Beesly: No, no I wanna see more of Philly Jim! I want Philly Jim.
Jim Halpert: Ahh, show me how this works.
Pam Beesly: Oh boy.
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Dwight Schrute: I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickes doing a goat, couple of pigs watching. Whoever drew this got it exactly right.
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Jim Halpert: Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game, and it's called, "let's see how uncomfortable we can make our guests." And they're both winning. So I am going to make a run for it.
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Michael Scott: Alright everybody in the conference room! I don't care if you are gay, or straight, or a lesbian, or overweight! Just get in here, right now!
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Angela: No. No, you know what? This is not a party planning committee anymore. And I don't want your foot money and I feel uncomfortable participating.
Michael Scott: Phyllis. Can you do this?
Phyllis: [pause] Yes.
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Jim Halpert: There's this cube on the screen which bounces around all day. And sometimes, it looks like it's going right in the corner of the screen and at the last minute it hits the wall and bounces away. We are all just dying to see it go right into the corner. Pam claims that she saw it one day when she was alone in the conference room. Okay. I believe she thinks she saw it.
Pam Beesly: I saw it. I saw it and it was amazing. Who said I didn't see it? Did Jim say that I didn't see it? I saw it!
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Erin: The principal told me that ninety percent of Scott's Tots are on track to graduate and that's thirty-five percent higher than the rest of the school. I think that if you hadn't made that promise a lot of them would've dropped out, which is something to think about, I think.
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Packer: Quick query, Halpert.
Jim Halpert: No way.
Packer: Still queer?
Dwight Schrute: Packer.
Packer: You can't put me down. Too strong!
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Michael Scott: I have come here today to talk to Mr. David Wallace about this whole thing going on with Sabre. He will know exactly what to do. He is not a fan of me dropping by unannounced. But then again, who is?
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