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Dwight Schrute Dwight Schrute for Robert California!
Secretary Oh, hello, Mr. Schrute. I'll tell him you're here. Can I get you anything at all?
Dwight Schrute I'm not here to be given anything. I'm here to take what is mine.
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Michael Scott: There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it's a joke.
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Stanley: [Screaming at Ryan] That little girl is a child! I don't want see you sniffing around her anymore this afternoon, do you understand? Boy, have you lost your mind, cause I'll help you find it, whatcha looking for, ain't nobody gonna help you out there, Jesus could come through that door, he's not going to help you, if you don't stop sniffing after my child!
[cut to Ryan]
Ryan: Stanley yelled at me today. That was one of the most freighting experiences of my life.
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Michael Scott: [whispering seriously to Holly] People, expect a lot from these meetings. Laughter, sudden twists, surprise endings. You need to meet Robin Williams and M. Night Shamalhin. You need to be Robin Shamahin.
Holly: I just have to get through the binder.
Michael Scott: You're- just- you're kinda losing them.
Holly: I am?
Michael Scott: Yeah. Don't, think about the stakes. They'll freak you out.
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Michael Scott: [to Stanley] Peach Iced Tea. You're gonna hate it.
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Toby [to camera] I know people are only excited to talk to me because of the trial. But if they talk to me for a while, and maybe people realize that I have something to say. And then one day... we're just talking.
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Michael Scott: Ryan, coffee.
Ryan: I don't do that stuff anymore.
Michael Scott: No, it's for me, Bimbo. [looks at camera] Kids.
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Michael Scott: Children cannot lie, they are innocent and they speak the truth. Out of the mouth of babes, Micheal Scott is freakin' cool.
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Toby: You just got your corporate credit card back. Do you really want me to take it away again?
Michael Scott: I put a cigarette through a freakin' quarter! And you know what, Toby? They almost bought from us!
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Michael Scott: I am just coming out myself. I am coming out hetero.
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Michael Scott: The Dundies are my baby and they need to go on. When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in and do his show, and that way, Larry lives on.
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Dwight Schrute: [Ryan arrives at the party, he yells loudly] Master Ryan Howard!
[cut to talking head of Jim back at the office]
Jim Halpert: [Reading his book] "Chapter 2: Announcing guests as they enter is the height of decorum. The more volume displayed, the more honor is bestowed upon everyone present."
Dwight Schrute: [Jim, Pam and Cece arrive] James, Pamela, and Pee Pee Halpert!
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