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Dwight Schrute: [Talking to interns, 2 male 1 female] Look at the intern to your left. Now to your right. [interns do nothing] One of you will do exceedingly well in business, just unlimited potential. One of you will make a living, and nothing more. And one of you [looks directly at Megan] will make a great mother. It's up to you to choose which you want to be.
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Andy [about Scranton Strangler chase] I bet he's wishing he had a hybrid, right?
Kevin I bet he's wishing he was strangling someone.
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Oscar: Once, once one in a while, I, I'll take a long lunch break.
Michael Scott: A siesta!
Dwight Schrute: Time thief! Time thief! Fire him!
Jim Halpert: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight Schrute: Never!
Michael Scott: You are a thief of joy.
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[after finished giving blood]
Michael Scott: Phew wow, I was so nervous about this I don't think that I ate for three days. [tries to get up and immediately faints]
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Michael Scott: I'm going in for a procedure today.
Oscar: Is everything ok?
Michael Scott: Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.
Oscar: I'm sure everything will be fine. What's the procedure if you don't mind my asking?
Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy.
Oscar: Ok.
Michael Scott: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?
Oscar: Yeah. [walks out of the office]
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Andy: You know it's true what they say. Long Island Iced Teas are way stronger in Canada.
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Kelly: Well you know what my middle name is. Rajini Ghanda and I hate it! I hate it!
Kevin: I thought Rajini Ghanda was a boy's name.
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Katy: It was nice to meet some of you!
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Ryan's friend: Ok, I gotta go. Do not take him to a hospital!
Michael Scott: [pause] Pretty weird...
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Jan: 'Below par' means worse. Wait, that should mean better-- that doesn't make sense.
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Ryan: Yes, I'm having the Scranton branch come in on one Saturday so they can reenter sales they made on the phone, as sales made by the website, which they should have done in the first place- if the website had been working.
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Jim Halpert: Uh oh, this former Administrative Assistant misspelled "Administrative" and "Assistant".
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