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The Office Season 2 - Casino Night
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| Toby: | Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going? |
| Michael Scott: | Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be. |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Jim Halpert: | Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan. |
| Michael Scott: | No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a dog. |
| Pam Beesly: | No, that's Afghan. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a shawl. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wait, canine AIDS? |
| Michael Scott: | No, humans with AIDS. |
| Creed: | Who has AIDS? |
| Jim Halpert: | Guys, the Afghanistanannis. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey, uh, can I talk to you about something? |
| Pam Beesly: | About what, when you want to give me more of your money? We can go inside, feelin' kinda good tonight. |
| Jim Halpert: | I was just... I'm in love with you. |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm really sorry if that's weird for you to hear, but I just needed you to hear it. Probably not good timing, I know that, I just... |
| Pam Beesly: | What are you doing? What do you expect me to say to that? |
| Jim Halpert: | I just needed you to know. Once. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well I, I... I can't... |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah... |
| Pam Beesly: | You have no idea-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Don't do that. |
| Pam Beesly: | --what your friendship means to me |
| Jim Halpert: | Common. I don't want to do that. I want to be more than that. |
| Pam Beesly: | I can't. I'm really sorry... if you misinterpreted things. It's probably my fault. |
| Jim Halpert: | Not your fault. I'm sorry I misinterpreted our friendship. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Excuse me, how long is the wait for a table for two? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years |
| Pam Beesly: | It's a nice tux. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it so... family heirloom. |
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| Pam Beesly: | [to Roy] Come on it'll be fun. And besides, I'm a roulette expert. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance. |
| Jim Halpert: | I could always kind of win at roulette. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh really. Mm-hmm, how would you do that? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mind-control. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Please, you can't be serious. Are you serious? |
| Jim Halpert: | Ever since I was a little kid, like 8 or 9, I could sorta control things with my mind. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I don't believe you. Continue. |
| Jim Halpert: | It was just little things, you know? Like I could make some things shake or I could make a marble fall off a counter, you know just, little things. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh, why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone, attention in the office please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead. |
| Jim Halpert: | Okay, I'll try. |
| [Pam moves coat rack with umbrella] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh my God. |
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