Actually, I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know. There's gambling and alcohol... And it's in our dangerous warehouse. And it's a school night. And, you know, Hooters is catering. You know. Is that- is that enough? Should I keep going?
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
[to Roy] Come on it'll be fun. And besides, I'm a roulette expert.
Impossible. Roulette is not a game of skill, it is a game of chance.
I could always kind of win at roulette.
Oh really. Mm-hmm, how would you do that?
Please, you can't be serious. Are you serious?
Ever since I was a little kid, like 8 or 9, I could sorta control things with my mind.
I don't believe you. Continue.
It was just little things, you know? Like I could make some things shake or I could make a marble fall off a counter, you know just, little things.
[scoffs] That's ridiculous. You know what? Uh, why don't you move that coat rack? Excuse me, everyone, attention in the office please. Jim is about to prove his telekinetic powers and he needs absolute silence. Go ahead.
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