The Office Season 1 Quotes - Hot Girl

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Roy: Hey, Jimmy, what do you think about the purse girl?
Jim Halpert: Cute, sure, yeah.
Roy: Why don't you get on that?
Jim Halpert: She's not really my type.
Roy: What are you, gay?
Jim Halpert: Mmm. I don't think so. No.
Kevin: Well what is your type?
Jim Halpert: Moms, primarily. Yep, soccer moms, single moms, NASCAR moms, any type of mom really.
Roy: That's disgusting.
Kevin: Stay away from my mom.
Jim Halpert: Too late, Kev.
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Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me... for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.
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[from deleted scenes]
Dwight Schrute: Let me describe the perfect date: I take her out to a nice dinner. She looks amazing. Some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight- so I grab him- I throw him into the jukebox! Then the other ninja's got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him. Blood on the dance floor. She's scared now. I take her home. I'm holding her in my arms. I reach in for a kiss... I hear something in the leaves, I flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. She was in on it the whole time... but I knew.
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Michael Scott: I live by one rule: No office romances, no way. Very messy, inappropriate... no. But, I live by another rule: Just do it... Nike.
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Jim Halpert: Okay, shhhh stop. Stop whatever you're doing because this is going to be good.
[looking at Dwight buy a purse from Katy, the purse girl]
Jim Halpert: [imitating Dwight in high-falsetto voice] Hi. My name is Dwight Schrute and I would like to buy a purse from you. Good lord, look at these purses! This is something special. Oh my God. Is this Salvatore Di-chini-asta?
Pam Beesly: [mimicking Katy] Oh definitely, definitely step in and out of it like that.
Jim Halpert: Yes, well I want to stress test it. You know, in case anything happens.
Pam Beesly: Oh!
Jim Halpert: Oh! That was really. [Dwight hits purse against table] This is necessary to do to really give it a good workout. This is ooooh... This is the prettiest one of all. I'm going to be the prettiest girl in the ball. Oh, how much?
Pam Beesly: Oh, God. It's sad. It's so sad.
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Ryan: What about this bottle of power drink?
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says, flavor: blue blast.
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Michael Scott: Cock in the hen house!
Dwight Schrute: Cocks in the hen house!
Michael Scott: Don't say cocks.
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Michael Scott: You hear stories about Dunder Mifflin in the 80's, before everybody knew how bad cocaine was. Gyah... man, did they move paper!
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Kevin: Pam, are you jealous of Katie?
Pam Beesly: No.
Kevin: But she's prettier than you.
Pam Beesly: Kevin, that's really rude!
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Ryan: How many Filet o' Fishes did you eat?
Michael Scott: That's over several months, Ryan.
Ryan: Still...
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[from deleted scenes]
Michael Scott: [in front of Katy to Toby] Toby's divorced. God that's hard. That really ripped you up. She got the kids right? That'll damage ya. Sorry man. That's, uh, quite a bad one. How much are you paying her? What can- you can't even afford anything now right? You're alright though, right? Don't ask me for a raise! ...oh cup-a-soup's a good idea though. That's a good budgetary thing to do.
Toby: It's just a snack.
Michael Scott: Well they're good snacks, they're good food. Good meals. Good lunch. ...you still sleepin' in the car?
Toby: No.
Michael Scott: Because he slept in the car a couple times.
Toby: Just the once.
Michael Scott: Are you still taking the anti-depressants? It's a good idea. Because it'll help! It'll help man.
Katie: I'm gonna go back to my table.
Michael Scott: Okay. I'll see you in a bit! [pauses] She's pretty cute isn't she? ...see you in a bit!
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Michael Scott: No! Don't throw that away! That's my Drakkar Noir.
Ryan: No, this says 'Rite Aid Nite Swept.'
Michael Scott: It's a perfect smell-alike. I'm not playing for the label.
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Pam Beesly: Michael?
Michael Scott: Pam!
Pam Beesly: Hey... there's--
Michael Scott: Burger with cheese!
Pam Beesly: There's a person here--
Michael Scott: And fries!
Pam Beesly: There's--
Micahael Scott: And a shake.
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Katy: It was nice to meet some of you!
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Michael Scott: I do read Small Businessman. I also subscribe to USA Today and American Way magazine. That's the in-flight magazine. Some great articles in that. They did this great profile last month of Doris Roberts and where she likes to eat when she's in Phoenix. Illuminating.
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