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Conference Room (4 Comments)

marc March 13th, 2008

+1 vote

Dwight's deleted scene describing his "perfect date" is one of the funniest Office scenes ever. I laugh out loud every time I even read that quote.

airbud March 14th, 2008

0 votes

I agree with you, Marc. I just love the perfect date quote.

libby28791 June 10th, 2008

0 votes

Hahaha I love that whole 'Mom' convo with Jim.
'Stay away from my mom.'
'Too late Kev.'
He's just sooo damn cute.

trayy August 20th, 2008

0 votes

I felt so bad for Pam when Roy was like, "I would be all over that if I wasn't dating Pam."
I know that's probably not the right wording, but still.

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