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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 2 - Halloween

The Office Season 2 Quotes - Halloween

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Michael Scott: Yeah I went hunting once. Shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel. Took about an hour. Why do you ask?
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Dwight Schrute: [to Jim] What is that, what are you supposed to be?
Jim Halpert: I'm three hole punch version of Jim. Because you can have me either way: plain white Jim, or three whole punch.
Phyllis: That's great.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah well look. What about me?
Phyllis: What are you, a monk?
Dwight Schrute: I am a Sith Lord... [Phyllis looks unimpressed] Oh big deal, three round pieces of paper taped to a shirt, this cost me 129 dollars!
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Dwight Schrute: [on the phone] Cumberland Mills? And how did you get my resume? Oh no no, I''m flattered, don't get me wrong. I''m just not sure it's my official resume, or if its just something a satisfied customer posted online. What does it say under martial arts training? Oh... okay, I''m going to have to supplement that. What''s your fax number?
[later]
Dwight Schrute: So you got the fax? So why didn't you add it to the resume? What do you mean? Of course martial arts training is relevant. Uh excuse me, I know about a billion Asians who would beg to differ! Uh yeah, I get a little frustrated when I''m dealing with incompetence! Well you know what? You can go to hell too, and I''ll see you there. BURNING. FINE. Oh wait, so you'll let me know when you made a decision? [other end hangs up]
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Dwight Schrute: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I'm all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I'm being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I'm going wherever they value loyalty the most.
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Pam Beesly: I'm guessing Angela is the one in the neighborhood that gives the trick-or-treaters toothbrushes. Pennies. Walnuts.
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Jim Halpert: [roleplaying as Michael Scott] I''m really sorry I''m going to have to let you go, and it's purely budgetary, and it's not personal.
Michael Scott: [screaming and banging the desk] AHHH! I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF!
Jim Halpert: Wow.
Michael Scott: I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!
Jim Halpert: That''s an overreaction...
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Angela: Those aren't chips and dip.
Pam Beesly: No, I made brownies.
Angela: [sighs]
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: I'm just trying to figure out why you're trying to sabatoge things.
Pam Beesly: I made brownies.
Angela: And I made cookies. Same category.
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Dwight Schrute: What are you again? Oh yeah, three hole PUNCH! [punches Jim]
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Pam Beesly: I just answer the phones.
Michael Scott: ...and sometimes you just let it go to voicemail.
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Michael Scott: [after a phone call with Sherry] I wish I could fire Sherry.
Sherry: I'm still here, Michael.
Michael Scott: Err... okay, Sherry. Thank you. [hangs up]
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Dwight Schrute: No not me. Not Dwight. Tell him NOT DWIGHT. TELL HIM TO STOP. QUIET YOU! MAKE HIM BE QUIET!
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Michael Scott: [to Oscar dressed as a woman] Oh and look at you, showing your colours. I bet you wish you could wear a dress everyday.
Oscar: What are you implying?
Michael Scott: All good-- happy halloween.
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Dwight Schrute: [to Michael's costume head] QUIET YOU!
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Dwight Schrute: What does it say under martial arts experience? Okay, I'm going to have to supplement that.
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Michael Scott: Devon wait, please, look, in addition to severance and everything, I want to give you, this gift certificate from Chili's, from me. Okay? No hard feelings.
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Michael Scott: No, I can't go back - I would look like an idiot.
Devon: That's why I'm being fired? So YOU might not look like an idiot?
Michael Scott: No, it was all the stuff that I said. It was the business downturn and cutbacks, and and and...
Devon: This is unbelievable!
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Michael Scott: You've been X Punk'd! We were kidding! And, Ryan, Ryan, he was in on it...
Pam Beasley: You're a jerk!
Michael Scott: Well, I don't know about that...
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Phyllis: What are you, a monk?
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