The Office Season 5 Quotes - Dream Team
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| Jim Halpert: | Charles is having Kevin cover the phones for a while. How do I say this diplomatically... I think Kevin is doing exactly as well as anyone might have expected someone like him to preform in a position like that. |
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| Vikram: | He seems really confident. |
| Pam Beesly: | He can be. |
| Vikram: | Confidence. It's the food of the wiseman but the liquor of the fool. |
| Pam Beesly: | Humph. I'm looking forward to getting to know you better, Vikram. |
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| Jim Halpert: | I've never been a kiss up. I-- it's just not how I operate. I mean I've always subscribed to the idea that if you really want to impress your boss, you go in there and you do mediocre work, half-heatedly. |
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| Michael Scott: | Just out of curiosity how much do you get paid here? |
| Ryan Howard: | Sixty thousand dollars a year. |
| Pam Beesly: | You get paid by the year at the bowling alley? |
| Ryan Howard: | What do you make, secretary? |
| Employee: | Get back to work shoe bitch! |
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| [at Michael's condo] | |
| Michael Scott: | Would you like some French toast? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes please. |
| Michael Scott: | What shape? |
| Pam Beesly: | ...square is fine? |
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| Jim Halpert: | Yep. I used to play soccer in school. From second to forth grade. I was on the orange team. |
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| Ryan Howard: | Do you guys wanna hear about Thailand? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh yeah. |
| Pam Beesly: | Sure. |
| [long pause] | |
| Ryan Howard: | It was indescribable. |
| Michael Scott: | Sounds awesome. |
| Pam Beesly: | Neat. |
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| Phyllis: | I never see him drink. I never see him eat. |
| Stanley: | I don't think he even uses the bathroom. |
| Creed: | Oh he does. He does. |
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| Vikram: | He's taking a long time. Is it possible he's bowling? I mean you know him better than I do. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Yes it's possible. [gets out of the car] |
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| Kevin: | [acting as receptionist and reading from a cue card] Dunder Mifflin. This is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you. [covers phone] Oscar! Your mom! |
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| Pam Beesly: | Today's my first day at my new job at Michael Scott Paper Company Incorporated. You know Apple Computer started in a garage. And we're starting in a condo. So we already have a leg up on Apple. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Ah it's cause I'm more of a player. |
| Charles Miner: | Oh yeah? |
| Jim Halpert: | You bet. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Really, Jim. I had no idea you played soccer. Cause you never /ever/ talk about it. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well I do. I play. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You can be so modest sometimes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well maybe we should get back to work. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Maybe you and Charles should kick the soccer ball around. |
| Jim Halpert: | Maybe we will someday. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Maybe you will tonight after work, whaddaya say? |
| Charles Miner: | It's a great idea, Dwight! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh ideas are just part, of what I bring, to the table. I don't try to be anything that I'm not. |
| Charles Miner: | Whaddaya, Jim? Huh, you wanna play some soccer? Hey hey anybody else? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Game on! |
| Charles Miner: | See you on the field there bro. Ha ha can't waittt! |
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| [surprising Ryan at the bowling alley] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey! I would like a pair of size nines please. It's Michael! |
| Ryan: | I'm swamped Michael. [into microphone] Happy birthday to Sally in lane twenty-seven. |
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| Michael Scott: | Imagine a company that has no memory of your past misconduct because they have no files. |
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| Stanley: | I prefer Maradona. Uhh [reading from hidden notes] Diego Maradona. From Argentina. |
| Charles Miner: | Oh yeah. I didn't know we had so many, uh, soccer fans in the office! |
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