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The Office Quotes (NBC) | Season 6 - The Meeting

The Office Season 6 Quotes - The Meeting

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Michael Scott: I'm going in for a procedure today.
Oscar: Is everything ok?
Michael Scott: Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared.
Oscar: I'm sure everything will be fine. What's the procedure if you don't mind my asking?
Michael Scott: It is a colonoscopy.
Oscar: Ok.
Michael Scott: In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word?
Oscar: Yeah. [walks out of the office]
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Michael Scott: [talking loudly on his cell phone] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it, he can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry I'm going into a meeting right now. I love you too. Bye.
Jim Halpert: Who was that?
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Michael Scott: Hey let me escort you to your desk.
Pam Beesly: Ok it's just... three or four steps but thank you. [sits down] Thank you.
Michael Scott: You and Jim are close, huh?
Pam Beesly: Yeah I think the pregnancy really brought us together.
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Michael Scott: Jim is like, Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge? No. I don't think so. Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. If I was gonna put someone in charge I would put Bert in charge. Or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge like Marie or Gordon, maybe.
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Toby: Hey you asshole! You gonna eat all that dog food yourself!?
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Creed: They've been in there a while.
Michael Scott: Yep.
Creed: Can't be good.
Michael Scott: No.
Creed: Think they're talking about me?
Michael Scott: No I think they're talking about me.
Creed: Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss.
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Michael Scott: If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk.
Pam Beesly: Please don't talk about my breast milk.
Michael Scott: I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you?
Pam Beesly: Yeah?
Michael Scott: I just don't want you to.
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Michael Scott: Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been work, everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve-- I left my cell phone here.
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Toby: You're into trains?
Dwight Schrute: Have been my whole life. I'm rebuilding a turn-of-the-century steam engine in my slaughter house.
Toby: That's so cool! Wow I'd love to take a look at that.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah it's just a run of the mill slaughter house but sure, anytime.
Toby: Well, you know, because of the trains.
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Michael Scott: Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting.
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[talking about Pam and Jim's wedding]
Kelly: Here's the deal. I really wanna go, but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, 'cause it's kind of a waste of time... That came out wrong. It would be awesome if you could get him to come, because I'd really like to be there to support Jim.
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David Wallace: A cheese platter?
Andy: Oui oui monsieur. From the Wisconsin region, a nice, firm cheddar. Also from the great state of Wisconsin, an aged parmesan. Here you will find here a cheddar-style spread, which has reacted nicely with the air to form a light rind, which I believe you will find both challenging and delicious. At that point, I would recommend you take a quick trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois where you will find this fine blue cheese dressing. If I may be so bold, it's a lot of fun, to let the goldfish take a little swim in the blue cheese. Bon appetite. [steps out]
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Dwight Schrute: Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything, other than to come up here for birthday cake? [lowers voice] "Y'all havin' birthday cake?"
Toby: That's not a very good Darryl.
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Michael Scott: You know when they say, "it's so crazy it just might work"? Well I don't believe that. I say go for the airtight plan. And that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a make-shift cheese cart. It is just... elegant.
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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