The Office Season 6 Quotes - The Meeting
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| Michael Scott: | I'm going in for a procedure today. |
| Oscar: | Is everything ok? |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. It's routine. I'm just a little bit scared. |
| Oscar: | I'm sure everything will be fine. What's the procedure if you don't mind my asking? |
| Michael Scott: | It is a colonoscopy. |
| Oscar: | Ok. |
| Michael Scott: | In your experience, what should I be expecting, in terms of sensation. Or, emotions. [pause] Is there anything I can do to make it more pleasurable for me or for Dr. Shandri. My main concern is should I have a safe word? |
| Oscar: | Yeah. [walks out of the office] |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey let me escort you to your desk. |
| Pam Beesly: | Ok it's just... three or four steps but thank you. [sits down] Thank you. |
| Michael Scott: | You and Jim are close, huh? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah I think the pregnancy really brought us together. |
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| Michael Scott: | [talking loudly on his cell phone] Uh huh, well if he doesn't like it, he can tell that SOB that he is fired. Sorry I'm going into a meeting right now. I love you too. Bye. |
| Jim Halpert: | Who was that? |
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| Michael Scott: | If you are lying to me, right now, Pam, your baby is going to come out a liar. That's how it works. They inherit things through the breast milk. |
| Pam Beesly: | Please don't talk about my breast milk. |
| Michael Scott: | I just don't want you to lie to me. I don't want you to ever lie to me. Have I ever lied to you? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah? |
| Michael Scott: | I just don't want you to. |
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| Creed: | They've been in there a while. |
| Michael Scott: | Yep. |
| Creed: | Can't be good. |
| Michael Scott: | No. |
| Creed: | Think they're talking about me? |
| Michael Scott: | No I think they're talking about me. |
| Creed: | Yeah. That makes way more sense. Thanks boss. |
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| Michael Scott: | Corporate shut down the Buffalo branch, which left us to absorb all of their clients. I will tell you, there has been work, everyday. Had to come in on a Saturday... to retrieve-- I left my cell phone here. |
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| Toby: | You're into trains? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Have been my whole life. I'm rebuilding a turn-of-the-century steam engine in my slaughter house. |
| Toby: | That's so cool! Wow I'd love to take a look at that. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah it's just a run of the mill slaughter house but sure, anytime. |
| Toby: | Well, you know, because of the trains. |
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| Michael Scott: | Jim is like, Big Bird. He is tall and yellow and very nice. But would I put him in charge? No. I don't think so. Big Bird doesn't make the tough decisions. If I was gonna put someone in charge I would put Bert in charge. Or I would put one of the real grown-ups in charge like Marie or Gordon, maybe. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you... |
| Pam Beesly: | Um. I donno. |
| Michael Scott: | You said good luck to Jim and he walked in. |
| Pam Beesly: | Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Since when have you known Darryl to rush to do anything, other than to come up here for birthday cake? [lowers voice] "Y'all havin' birthday cake?" |
| Toby: | That's not a very good Darryl. |
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| [talking about Pam and Jim's wedding] | |
| Kelly: | Here's the deal. I really wanna go, but I'm not gonna go if Ryan doesn't go, 'cause it's kind of a waste of time... That came out wrong. It would be awesome if you could get him to come, because I'd really like to be there to support Jim. |
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| David Wallace: | A cheese platter? |
| Andy: | Oui oui monsieur. From the Wisconsin region, a nice, firm cheddar. Also from the great state of Wisconsin, an aged parmesan. Here you will find here a cheddar-style spread, which has reacted nicely with the air to form a light rind, which I believe you will find both challenging and delicious. At that point, I would recommend you take a quick trip south of the border to the great state of Illinois where you will find this fine blue cheese dressing. If I may be so bold, it's a lot of fun, to let the goldfish take a little swim in the blue cheese. Bon appetite. [steps out] |
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| Michael Scott: | Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know when they say, "it's so crazy it just might work"? Well I don't believe that. I say go for the airtight plan. And that is why I am having Andy wheel me into the conference room inside a make-shift cheese cart. It is just... elegant. |
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