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In my opinion the third date is traditionally the one where.. you have sex. Does Holly feel that way? I don't know. I will probably find out tonight. If she starts having sex with me I'll know for sure.
I don't know. It could be any number of people. It could be a pedestrian. It could be a old person. It could be a looky-loo. Or, it could be... a Bruce Springstein fan? What? Who said that? I did. Why did I say that? Oh I think you know why I said that. I think it is very apparent. I think it goes without saying, bare with me. There's a point there. But what is the point? I don't understand what he's saying. It seems a little shady. It seems a little foggy. Well, it's not a little foggy, there's really something going on here.
Bravo, Watson. [to Michael] Looks like a classic seven man job. Ok, security tapes were stolen. Motives: Financial or possibly HP vintage computer collectors. Hank down at security had clocked out, and that's all we have.
Listen to me close, because I'm only going to say this once. You either break off your engagement with that singing buffoon, apologize, and then date me, or you can say goodbye to this [gestures toward his groin]
I think you have me confused with another person.
I said I was only going to say it once. You have until 6:14pm. [Angela starts leaving] 6:14!
[in front of camera] What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the Chandler, it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop, it's her fathers business, she's Tiffany. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her, besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in France by the Tracadero. She's been waiting for me all these years, she's never taken another lover. I don't care, I don't show up, I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the vault.
And welcome to C.R.I.M.E.-A.I.D. [turns around and points to sign] Crime Reduces Innocence Makes Everyone Angry I Declare. It is not known how many office robberies occur every second because there is no Wikipedia entry for office robbery statistics. However, tonight it's victims are standing together and standing strong in the form of song, cooking lessons, and hugs. Really Phyllis? You're auctioning a hug?
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