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Posted in Season 5 - Broke April 26th, 2009

[calling from the Michael Scott Paper Company delivery van]
Michael Scott: Hellooo! Time to make the donuts! Oh Halpert! Wow! Butter patrol. Arrest that man! Your donuts make me go nuts!

It isn't butter patrol...It's boner patrol! lol

Posted in Season 5 - The Michael Scott Paper Company April 24th, 2009

this line was funny but kevin made it hilarious:

im Halpert: Hey, dude. Do you know what a rundown is?
Oscar: Use it in a sentence.
Jim Halpert: Uh... can you get this rundown for me?
Oscar: Try another sentence.
Jim Halpert: This rundown better be really good?
Oscar: I don't know but it sounds like the rundown's really important.
Jim Halpert: Charles asked me to do this rundown of all my clients.
Oscar: Why don't you just ask him, what--
Jim Halpert: No, I can't it was like hours ago.
Oscar: What have you been doing?!
Kevin: Try another sentence.

Posted in Season 3 - The Negotiation November 7th, 2008

best quote from this episode by far!

Toby: This may be the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Posted in Season 4 - The Deposition November 7th, 2008

this was the best quote in this episode by far!

Court reporter: [reading transcript] Mr. Scott do you realize you just contradicted yourself. I did? Yes you did. Can I go to the bathroom? No. I really have to I've been drinking lots of water. You went five minutes ago. That wasn't to go to the bathroom that was to get out of a question. You still have to answer it. First can I go to the bathroom. No.

Posted in Season 2 - The Injury November 7th, 2008

the cold opener for this episode is the best followed very closely with fun run