The Office Season 5 Quotes - Customer Survey - Quote #2119
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| [in the conference room with two phones on the table] | |
| Michael Scott: | Now Jim is going to be the client, Dwight you are going to have to sell to him without being [reading Dwight's performance review] aggressive, hostile or difficult. Let's go! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Alright. Fine. [picks up phone] Brring, bring. |
| Jim Halpert: | [picks up] Hello? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Hello this is Dwight Schrute from the Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well that's great because I need paper. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Excellent then you are in luck because we a limited time offer only on everything! |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow this is my lucky day. |
| Michael Scott: | [whispering to Dwight] Ask him his name. |
| Dwight Schrute: | What is your name, sir? |
| Jim Halpert: | I am Bill Butlicker. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Really, that's your real name? |
| Jim Halpert: | How dare you? My family built this country by the way! |
| Michael Scott: | Be respectful, Dwight. Please. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes, Michael. |
| Jim Halpert: | Could you hold on one second that's my other line. Hello? [laughing] Yeah I'm just on the phone with this stupid salesman. He's so dumb. Probably just gonna keep him on the line forever and not buy anything. |
| Michael Scott: | [after Dwight looks over at him] It's up to you to change his mind. |
| Jim Halpert: | Sorry that was a.. family emergency. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh no, what's wrong. |
| Jim Halpert: | You know what? That's private. |
| Michael Scott: | Boundaries, Dwight! Come on! |
| Dwight Schrute: | I'm sorry Mr. Butlicker. As I was saying, we are having-- |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm sorry you're going to have to speak up a little bit louder I'm hard of hearing. |
| Michael Scott: | He's hard of-- He's an old man. |
| Dwight Schrute: | As I was saying, right now-- |
| Jim Halpert: | You're gonna have talk louder. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Ok. Our prices have never been lower-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Son you have to talk louder. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Never been lower!-- |
| Jim Halpert: | LOUDER, SON! |
| Dwight Schrute: | BUTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!-- |
| Michael Scott: | Stop it! [whispering] That is totally inappropriate! You never yell at the client! You never yell at the client. |
| Jim Halpert: | Now you listen to me, sir. |
| Michael Scott: | Here we go. |
| Jim Halpert: | The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult! I'm irate right now! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Mr. Butlicker!-- I have to put you on with my boss. |
| Michael Scott: | Hello this is Michael Scott, regional manager. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well this is William M. Butlicker. |
| Michael Scott: | Hello Mr. Butlicker, how may we help you? |
| Jim Halpert: | Michael I like the sound of your voice. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to buy one million dollars worth of paper products today. |
| Michael Scott: | [covering mic] See how it's done? Thank you very much sir I don't think you'll regret it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | You are the master! |
| Jim Halpert: | There is one condition, Michael. You have to fire the salesman that treated me so terribly. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Don't do it Michael. |
| Michael Scott: | It's a million dollar sale... |
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