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Wow - Micheal really loves dunder mifflin

It's hard to pick a favorite, but I think this is mine:

He asked for a line, like in a play.

i love when mishels like "i think its cuz of the twins.....they hang off m'lady's chest....they make milk" SO FUNNY

I personally think Jim is so cute for trying so hard to play ping pong. "spin serve!" and I think Michael's journal entries are hilarious.

this was the best quote in this episode by far!

Court reporter: [reading transcript] Mr. Scott do you realize you just contradicted yourself. I did? Yes you did. Can I go to the bathroom? No. I really have to I've been drinking lots of water. You went five minutes ago. That wasn't to go to the bathroom that was to get out of a question. You still have to answer it. First can I go to the bathroom. No.

SUCH A GOOD EPISODE! the freaked out look on Ryan's face when he reads the diary! and how Michael just pushes Toby's lunch tray off the table!oh and when Michael says * you expect to get screwed by your company. you don't expect to get screwed by your girlfiend.* Amen Michael!