Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Toby: [coming out with a football] Hey look what I found in the back. [to Pam] Wanna play? Teach you to throw.
Pam Beesly: I know how to throw a football.
Toby: Course you do.
Andy: Yeah! Pam, hit me up! Go long!
[Pam throws the football directly into Meredith's face!]
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Pam Beesly: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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Michael Scott: [whispering] Pam. I hope she didn't do anything to the food.
Pam Beesly: Like- like what?
Michael Scott: I can't prove it, but I think she might be trying to poison me.
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Toby: Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
Pam Beesly: Oh, no, you should go.
Toby: Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art.
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Michael Scott: Alright everybody-- [noticing Pam's glasses] Oh. My. God. Pam. Those make you look so ugly. Uhh, Pam in order to get hotter you take the glasses off. You're moving in the wrong direction.
Pam Beesly: I don't have my contacts--
Michael Scott: Dah, dah, dah. I can't even hear you. It's just noise coming out of an ugly scientist.
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Dwight Schrute: Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan.
Pam Beesly: That's nice, Dwight.
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Pam Beesly: (Starting to cry) I don't think I can do it.
Jim Halpert: (Comforting Pam) Hey are you kidding me?
Michael Scott: (Behind jim trying to also comfort Pam) Are you kidding me?
Jim Halpert: If anyone can do this, you can do this.
Michael Scott: You can do this, you can do this.
Jim Halpert: Pam, I'm scared. I'm real scared.
Michael Scot: I'm scared too.
Kevin: (Trying to also comfort Pam) I'm petrified.
Jim Halpert: But the best news is, we're going to have a baby today, a really awesome baby
Michael Scott: We're gonna have a Ba-by.
Jim Halpert: So let's have it at the hospital.
Michael Scott: Let's do that.
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Jim Halpert: Jim Halpert.
Dwight Schrute: Let me out.
Jim Halpert: Who IS this?
Dwight Schrute: Let me out or you're fired
Jim Halpert: No, you can't fire me.
Dwight Schrute: Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.
Jim Halpert: Okay, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah. (answers incoming call) Jim Halpert.
Pam Beesly: Hi Jim. It's Pam.
Dwight Schrute: JIM! OPEN THE DOOR!
Pam Beesly: Good, how are you? Busy?
Jim Halpert: I'm doing okay, getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?
Dwight Schrute: JIM!!
Pam Beesly: Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
Jim Halpert: No, not at all.
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Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam Beesly: I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs]
Michael Scott: [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up-dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
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Pam Beesly: [Drunk and yelling] Yeah lunch was great.
Jim Halpert: Shhhhh.
Pam Beesly: [At a still loud but quieter volume] Lunch was great. They had a fondue and what else did they have?
Jim Halpert: They had a bottomless champagne.
Pam Beesly: We never found that bottom.
Jim Halpert: No we did not.
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Kelly: Hey! A margarita-karaoke-Christmas party! That sounds like fun.
Angela: No. That is not a party, there is only one party and it's hosted by the party planning committee, and it starts at 3 o'clock.
Kevin: Then why are there two flyers?
Karen: Oh, I understand that this is confusing for everyone, let me explain. There's a party that starts at 3-
Kevin: Right...
Karen: And then there's a way more fun party that starts at 2:45.
Pam Beesly: Right, and if you're interested in the way more fun party, all the info can be found here, on our more brightly colored flyer.
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Pam Beesly: The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down to play with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.
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