Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office
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| Jim Halpert: | I have a question for you. |
| Pam Beesly: | What? |
| Jim Halpert: | How many words per minute does the average person type? |
| Pam Beesly: | I type ninety. |
| Jim Halpert: | Shut up. Mavis Beacon doesn't even type ninety. |
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| Pam Beesly: | So many memories in this old gym: Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play volleyball. Pretending to have PMS so I didn't have to play basketball. [pause] Those were the days. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Hey everybody. Hi, how you doin'. Could I have your attention please 'cause we have to talk about this birthday thing. |
| Pam Beesly: | Conference room? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes. Conference room. Five minutes. Nnnnno. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it, out here. So who has problems with the birthday thing? One two three, everybody. Ok so then we just shouldn't do it. |
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| Pam Beesly: | You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including Killer Fish. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Hey Ryan! |
| Ryan: | [walks in typing to Blackberry] Hello, one second. [returns to blackberry] Hey Pam it's great to see you is Michael in? |
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| Pam Beesly: | Oh don't get us wrong, we like picnics. |
| Jim Halpert: | Come on, who doesn't like a picnic. |
| Pam Beesly: | Tell 'em what happened last year. |
| Jim Halpert: | I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt-- |
| Pam Beesly: | No, no, the guy who hit on me. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh right, some drunk guy hit on Pam... said he was "grabbing her for balance." |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah. You don't grab /these/ for balance. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well.. |
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| Ryan: | I never went to Thailand. |
| Pam Beesly: | Really? |
| Michael Scott: | I went to Fort Lauderdale |
| Michael Scott: | Was it nice? |
| Ryan: | Yeah "it was amazing." There was a great pad thai place though. |
| Michael Scott: | I love pad thai. |
| Ryan: | You've never had pad thai. |
| Michael Scott: | No. There's a lot I haven't done. |
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| Erin: | Oh my God! I can't believe it! I just won an art contest! [screams] |
| [Dwight walks over to reception and hands Erin a bill] | |
| Erin: | Thanks. I still don't understand why you wanted me to say that. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Shut up. |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | [laughing hysterically] I got her. |
| [back to the office with Dwight walking back to his desk, laughing] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Not cool Dwight. |
| Jim Halpert: | Not cool man. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [continues to laugh hysterically] |
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| Ryan Howard: | Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on. |
| Pam Beesly: | He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day. |
| Ryan Howard: | I think you should get it. You really grew into it. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it. |
| Ryan Howard: | If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah. |
| Ryan Howard: | Thanks. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Oh maybe it's still here. [looking at the walls around her old art room] No. No, they must have taken it down. Never mind. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I haven't heard anything, but I bet Jim got the job. I mean, why wouldn't he? He's totally qualified and smart; everyone loves him. And... if he never comes back again, that's okay. We're friends and I'm sure we'll stay friends. We just... we never got the timing right, you know? I shot him down, and then he did the same to me. But you know what? It's okay, I'm totally fine. Everything's going to be totally-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Pam! [looks at camera] Sorry. Um, are you free for dinner tonight? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. |
| Jim Halpert: | Alright, then it's a date. |
| Pam Beesly: | [looking so happy she's about to cry] I'm sorry, what was the question? |
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| Michael Scott: | What happened to you people? "We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work." |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Pam Beesly: | If you don't take out his battery he just keeps going all day. |
| [back to the office] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh no your battery fell out! |
| Michael Scott: | [dying] I... was just learning to love... |