Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: Hey! We brought back some Puerto Rican candy.
Erin: Cocoliche! That's my favorite.
Pam Beesly: Awesome! I'll leave it up here to everyone can enjoy it.
Erin: Oh, um, let me just check with Michael first.
Pam Beesly: [laughs] I think it'll be ok.
Erin: [laughing] I think it will too but I'll just check with him though.
Pam Beesly: Great. [starts to walk away]
Erin: Oops! Sorry. [pushes the candy to Pam] Oops.
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Jim Halpert: Last night on Trading Spouses, there's...have you seen it?
Pam Beesly: No. I have a life.
Jim Halpert: Interesting, what's that like?
Pam Beesly: You should try it sometime.
Jim Halpert: Wow. But then who would watch my TV?
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Jan: You should see our bathroom after Michael takes a bath. Whoo! But I don't have to tell you, Pam.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Yeah. W- what?
Jan: Oh don't tell me that he's really changed since you guys have dated.
Pam Beesly: Oh are- are you joking?
Jan: Michael told me a little bit about it but I see the way you look at him.
Pam Beesly: I have never, ever dated, or wanted to do anything resembling dating Michael, ever. Not ever, not now, not then, not now, not ever, ever.
Angela: I've noticed how you look at him at the office.
Jan: Um-hmm.
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Pam Beesly: You were way meaner to me than I was to you.
Andy: No I wasn't, ok? The very idea of us together made you burst out laughing like you just bit into an Adam Sandler jelly sandwich.
Pam Beesly: You blew the sale you idiot!
Andy: Let me tell you something, I was never gonna make that sale.
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Michael Scott: Aren't you going to ask me how Jamaica was? Say it. Ask me.
Pam Beesly: How was Jamaica--
Michael Scott: It was so good!!
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Pam Beesly: Here's what we think happened: Michael's sidekick, who all through the movie is this complete idiot who's causing the downfall of the United States, was originally named Dwight. But then Michael changed it to Samuel L. Chang using a search and replace, but that doesn't work on misspelled words, leaving behind one Dwigt. And Dwight figured it out. Oops.
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Pam Beesly: What do I want, what do I want? Ooh. Pencil cup.
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Pam Beesly: I have decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm gonna start telling people what I want, directly. So, look out world, 'cuz 'ol Pamy is gettin' what she wants. And, don't call me Pamy.
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Pam Beesly: There is a master key and a spare key for the office. Dwight has them both. When I asked, "what if you die, Dwight? How will we get into the office?" He said, "if I'm dead, you guys have been dead for weeks."
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Pam Beesly: Oscar, Kevin, this is my sister Penny. She's also my maid of honor.
Oscar: Pleased to meet you.
Penny: I'm sorry, it's Kevin? I thought it was Gill.
Kevin: She thought I was your boyfriend!
Oscar: You thought I was dating this? What the hell is wrong with you?
Pam Beesly: Oscar it was an honest mistake.
Oscar: Him!? Him.
Kevin: Oscar. I would be proud to date you.
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Pam Beesly: Hey! I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. [pause] Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's, whatever, it's not what I'm- I'm not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It's a good day. [she runs away]
Michael Scott: Pam! That was amazing! ...But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
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Dwight Schrute This week we are rolling out the brand new Sabre tablet, the Pyramid.
Phyllis Why is it shaped like that?
Dwight Schrute So you can tell your clients, "Unleash the power of the Pyramid!"
Pam Beesly It's huge! How much does it weigh?
Dwight Schrute Oh, no no no, without the battery pack and the optional memory booster, it's barely three pounds.
Ryan Howard How much memory does it have without the booster?
Dwight Schrute 50L.
Ryan Howard I'm sorry, "L"?
Jim Halpert How much L to a K?
Dwight Schrute You are really going to want the booster.
Stanley How the hell are we supposed to sell--
Jim Halpert --I'll take five.
Phyllis Andy, don't make us sell this stupid thing.
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