Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Roy: Alright I'll see you guys later.
[Roy leaves]
Karen: He's cute. You should date him.
Pam Beesly: Oh. Yeah, maybe.
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Pam Beesly: Hello, this is... the client.
Creed: It's Creed. FYI I'm starting my own paper company, looking to poach some chumps. You in?
Pam Beesly: Yes.
Creed: [laughing] Cool. Let's keep this on the QT, I don't want you to be a dead mama jama.
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Pam Beesly: What do I want, what do I want... Oh! A pencil cup.
Dwight Schrute: Oh no no no no. That's my pencil cup.
Pam Beesly: I don't think so, I just bought it.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, I think so, and you're gonna hand it over to me.
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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't serve liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah I know, damnit. Stupid corporate wet-blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
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Michael Scott: Six weeks ago, none of these people wanted to come with me. You two, were the only ones with the stones to follow.
Pam Beesly: Mm-hmm.
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Michael Scott: What is that smell. Do you smell that? What is that? Is there a sulfur deposit under here.
Pam Beesly: Michael, stop.
Michael Scott: No I'm serious, we don't have to put up with--is it the dogs? You know what, we don't have to deal with this. I am going to Google sulphur maps.
Dwight Schrute: Michael it's Phyllis.
Michael Scott: ...No this is geological.
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Michael Scott: Do you want me to stop dating your mom? Is that how we're going to get past this because I will!
Pam Beesly: Mmmmmm! Yes!
Michael Scott: Well that is not gonna happen!
Pam Beesly: Then why'd you even offer!
Michael Scott: 'Cause I assumed that you want me to be happy because I want you to be happy.
Pam Beesly: Michael. Let me make this very easy for you. I COULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR HAPPINESS. STOP DATING MY MOTHER!
Michael Scott: You know what, I'm gonna start dating her even harder.
Pam Beesly: What's that supposed to mean.
Michael Scott: You know what it means.
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Michael Scott: Okay. I know what's going on. Talking about Jim and Pam. If they're having sex. What it looks like, I know. I think--
Pam Beesly: Michael?
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Pam Beesly: I did it! I learned everything about this machine. I know all the buttons, even the inside ones. I know all the error messages. I could, do a bound book in plastic with offset colors. Which feels....
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Michael Scott: Pam, I'm public speaking. Stop public interrupting me. Actually, this would be good practice for your wedding toast.
Pam Beesly: Yeah, the bride doesn't really do... have... you ever been to a wedding?
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Pam Beesly: You do realize we can't have liquor at the party.
Michael Scott: Yeah, I know... damnit. Stupid corporate... wet blankets. Like booze ever killed anybody.
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Pam Beesly: I asked Tom and Pete to come early so we could play a prank on Jim at lunch. Pretty awesome, right? I think they're into the idea. They're probably thinking, "that Pam Beesly, she's the coolest sister-in-law on the planet. She's the best! The absolute best."
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