Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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[Michael gives Pam his jacket]
Pam Beesly: Oh, thank you.
Michael Scott: You're welcome.
[long pause]
Jan: I'm so, so sorry for the temperature in here. The, uh, sliding glass door shattered. It's actually a really cute story. Do you wanna tell it babe or should I tell it?
Michael Scott: I don't like that story, babe.
Jan: Come on! It's a cute story. Michael ran through the sliding glass door because he thought he heard the ice cream truck.
Michael Scott: Stop! Stop it! I mean.. I like ice cream, ok? Sue me! Oh- no, don't! I shouldn't say that jokingly because she will sue me. She loves to sue! She loves lawsuits. You know, honey, that door was extremely clean, and it looked invisible.
Jan: You are so right. You are SO right! Because before I lived here the glass was always covered with smudges and- and I moved in and I cleaned it and I guess that makes me the devil!
Michael Scott: [laughing hysterically] You are! She is! She is the devil! I'm in hell! I'm burning. Help me.
Angela: You shouldn't joke about that.
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Jim Halpert: Last night on Trading Spouses, there's...have you seen it?
Pam Beesly: No. I have a life.
Jim Halpert: Interesting, what's that like?
Pam Beesly: You should try it sometime.
Jim Halpert: Wow. But then who would watch my TV?
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Jim Halpert: Hey everybody. Hi, how you doin'. Could I have your attention please 'cause we have to talk about this birthday thing.
Pam Beesly: Conference room?
Jim Halpert: Yes. Conference room. Five minutes. Nnnnno. No. We're gonna solve it right here. We're actually gonna talk about it, out here. So who has problems with the birthday thing? One two three, everybody. Ok so then we just shouldn't do it.
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Manager: And I must say that since we are a family business it's nice to see that you are too.
Andy: Ohhhh! No--wow. You thought that..? Oh my gosh. Oh definitely not.
Manager: My mistake, I'm sorry.
Pam Beesly: It's okay.
Andy: Nnnn--actually it's kind of not okay. Um, I date models. Face models. My girlfriend, on a scale of one to Giselle, uh, a nine.
Manager: That's... that's good for you.
Pam Beesly: Anyway, we also have a special on--
Andy: Pam's carrying our surrogate. Because, my girlfriend needed to keep her figure for fashion week. So we, uh, we put our baby in Pam. Doesn't matter what Pam looks like.
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Kevin: Ladies and gentleman. Even though the penis was fake, I kept expecting a second plot twist where we found out that Hilary Swank actually was a boy.
Pam Beesly: Kevin!
Angela: Ok. I wasn't going to dignify this discussion by getting involved, and I don't even get the discussion. Hot, is a temperature, people. But Kevin, deserves to lose for what he said. So, yes. She's hot. She's hot as heck. She's a female Boris Becker.
[everyone on the "hot" side claps]
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Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple... but I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela... or Andy.
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Pam Beesly: Hey! I wanna say something. I've been trying to be more honest lately, and I just wanna say a few things. I did the coal walk! Just, I did it. Michael, you couldn't even do that. Maybe I should be your boss. Wow I feel really good right now. [pause] Why didn't any of you come to my art show? I invited all of you. That really sucked. It's like sometimes some of you act like I don't even exist. Jim, I called off my wedding because of you. And now we're not even friends. And things are just like weird between us. And that sucks. And I miss you. You were my best friend before you went to Stamford. And I really miss you. I shouldn't have been with Roy, and there were a lot of reasons to call of my wedding. But the truth is, I didn't care about any of those reasons until I met you. And now you're with someone else. And that's fine. It's, whatever, it's not what I'm- I'm not- Okay my feet really hurt. The thing that I'm just trying to say to you Jim, and to everyone else in the circle, I guess, is that I miss having fun with you. Just you, not everyone in the circle. Okay. I am gonna go walk in the water now. Yep. It's a good day. [she runs away]
Michael Scott: Pam! That was amazing! ...But I am still looking for someone with a sales background.
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Pam Beesly: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Jim Halpert: No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place.
Pam Beesly: Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.
Jim Halpert: And a shower.
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Michael Scott: I owe you an apology.
Pam Beesly: You finished the movie.
Michael Scott: Yeah, it was awesome. Big surprise ending. Won't ruin it for you.
Pam Beesly: No. Go ahead.
Michael Scott: Meryl Streep is the bad guy. You never see it coming. Anyway, if I was mean in any way to you, I'm sorry. I just want what's best for you, Manuschka.
Pam Beesly: [cut to talking head] Mo Cuishle! He's watching "Million Dollar Baby"! [pause] He's gonna try to kill me.
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Michael Scott: ... [Michael stands with his feet on both sides of Pam's head as she is laying down] Now, up ahead, a castle is in the distance.
Jim Halpert: [Jim sees the way Michael is standing over Pam] Don't open your eyes.
Pam Beesly: What? [Pam opens her eyes] Oh.
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Pam Beesly: Jim's just really passionate about Italian food.
[cut to Jim]
Jim Halpert: Yep. I'm very passionate about Italian food. In fact, um, I'm in love with Italian food.
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