Pam Beesly Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: [cheerfully and awkwardly] That was weird huh! It's all part of the presentation. [long pause] It was confusing, right? Because confusing, situations, happen to us all the time in our jobs. [pause] I'm just trying to bridge the gap, between what just happened and the fact that I am going to be doing the rest of the presentation. [looks at cards] "Sales is like a box a chocolates. You never know which vendor you're gonna get." Forrest Gump.
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Pam Beesly: Aww, she's absolutely adorable.
Hannah: He.
Pam Beesly: Oh sorry. He's- he's dressed all in pink.
Hannah: That's his favorite color.
Pam Beesly: Oh. That's... fun for him.
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Andy: I was dancing and I did a split and I landed on the car keys in my pocket.
Pam Beesly: What?
Andy: I tore my scrotum. I need you to take me to the hospital.
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Jim Halpert: [over the phone to Pam] Ok you gotta hear this. Jan's shower is going on right now, she's singing Son of a Preacher Man. Everyone's just STARING at her! Like, the song is about losing your virginity next to a church. And guess what? She's been singing for the last twenty minutes!
Pam Beesly: I can hear anything!
Jim Halpert: Oh. Oh ok. Well you know what, I, uh, just uh, call me later.
Pam Beesly: Okay?
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Ryan Howard: Michael gave all of our clients back to their old salespeople. So now there's not enough for both me and Pam to stay on.
Pam Beesly: He can only keep one of us as a salesperson now. He'll make his decision at the end of the day.
Ryan Howard: I think you should get it. You really grew into it.
Pam Beesly: Oh. [pause] I think you should get it. You've changed a lot and you'd be good at it.
Ryan Howard: If you really think that will you tell that to Michael? That would go a long way coming from you.
Pam Beesly: Yeah.
Ryan Howard: Thanks.
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Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh man! Am I a woman?
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Pam Beesly: Can we take a look at the suite now?
Employee: Oh I'm sorry, somebody just checked in.
Pam Beesly: Oh is there another wedding at the hotel this weekend?
Employee: Oh no, just an individual. That man there. [points to Andy]
Andy: Hey! I got the room the night before you guys. I'll break in the bed!
Jim Halpert: I don't like that.
Pam Beesly: I'm gonna need the name and cell phone number of the housekeeper responsible for changing the sheets, please.
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Pam Beesly: Oh don't get us wrong, we like picnics.
Jim Halpert: Come on, who doesn't like a picnic.
Pam Beesly: Tell 'em what happened last year.
Jim Halpert: I had this huge spider in my baseball mitt--
Pam Beesly: No, no, the guy who hit on me.
Jim Halpert: Oh right, some drunk guy hit on Pam... said he was "grabbing her for balance."
Pam Beesly: Yeah. You don't grab /these/ for balance.
Jim Halpert: Well..
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Toby: [coming out with a football] Hey look what I found in the back. [to Pam] Wanna play? Teach you to throw.
Pam Beesly: I know how to throw a football.
Toby: Course you do.
Andy: Yeah! Pam, hit me up! Go long!
[Pam throws the football directly into Meredith's face!]
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Pam Beesly: Yay, Kevin! Woohoo for Kevin, for stinking up the bathroom.
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Michael Scott: Um actually I'm sending Ryan on a top secret mission. Tell her what it is.
Ryan: Updating emergency contacts?
Pam Beesly: Well, is that really a priority?
Michael Scott: Is it a priority? Oh I dunno. Um, what if there's a tornado, Pam? Peoples legs are crushed under rubble. 'Please, would you be so kind as to call my wife?' No, I can't, because we don't have any emergency contact information because Pam said it wasn't a priority. Think, think with your head Pam.
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Pam Beesly: The warehouse got a ping pong table last week. Now Jim comes down to play with Darryl. Sometimes I bring him juice. My boyfriend is twelve.
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