Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Jim Halpert: | [talking head interview] Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just, feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier, sucks. Let me tell you-- but you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything. |
| [cut to office] | |
| Meredith: | Jim, good for you standing up to Pam like that. |
| Creed: | The balls on you, man. |
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| Angela: | I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive. |
| Meredith: | How much-- |
| Angela: | Seven thousand dollars. |
| Creed: | For a cat? I could get you a kid for that. |
| Oscar: | Where'd you get that kind of money? |
| Angela: | I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay. |
| Kevin: | Wait-- you didn't give it back? |
| Angela: | He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady! |
| Meredith: | Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch. |
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| Ryan: | Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her. |
| Creed: | I don't know man. I just don't know. |
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| Merideth | I know lots of people with herpes. I have herpes. |
| Creed | Really? I've never seen it on you. |
| Merideth | That's because it's on my genitals, genius. |
| Kevin Malone | [takes a moment to think] You have a penis? |
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| Creed: | Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? [whispering] Creed Bratton. |
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| Creed: | I don't get the big fuss here. I like the site. |
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| Creed: | Baby. You want to play with this? |
| Karen: | You can't give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it. |
| Creed: | Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them. |
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| Meredith: | Guys, do we have to stay all day? |
| Phyllis: | I mean Michael's gone can't we just go? |
| Creed: | Yeah and I finished my work months ago. |
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| Creed: | Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens. |
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| Creed: | So there I am, minding my own business, and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. [makes throat cutting gesture] Darnell's a chump. I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less. |