Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | That's some fun stuff. When's the website go up? |
| Ryan: | As fast as possible. We wanna start retraining people ASAP so we can hit the ground running with the new system. |
| Creed: | Cool beans. |
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| Creed: | I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader. |
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| Ryan: | What I really want, honestly, Michael is for you to know it so that you can communicate it to the people here, to your clients, whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh okay. |
| Ryan: | What? |
| Michael Scott: | It's whoever, not whomever. |
| Ryan: | It's whomever. |
| Michael Scott: | No, whomever is never acutally right. |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope, sometimes it's right. |
| Creed: | Michael is right. It's a made up word used to trick students- |
| Andy: | No. Actually, whomever is the formal version of the word-- |
| Oscar: | Obviously it's a real word- but I don't know how to use it correctly. |
| Michael Scott: | [to camera] Not a native speaker. |
| Kevin: | I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night. |
| Ryan: | Do you really know which one is correct? |
| Kevin: | I don't know. |
| Pam Beesly: | It's whom when it's the object of the sentence and who when as the subject. |
| Phyllis: | That sounds right. |
| Michael Scott: | Well it sounds right but is it? |
| Stanley: | How did Ryan use it, as an object? |
| Ryan: | As an object. |
| Kelly: | Ryan used me as an object. |
| Oscar: | Is he right about that-- |
| Pam Beesly: | How did he use it again? |
| Toby: | It was, Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object-- |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you! |
| Toby: | ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object. Which is the, the correct usage of the word. |
| Michael Scott: | No one, uh asked you anything ever so whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull? |
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| Michael Scott: | [walks in and Jim announced him and Pam are engaged] What's going on? |
| Pam Beesly: | [over the speakerphone] No, nothing. Nothing, Michael. Just saying hi. |
| Creed: | The tall guy got engaged. |
| Michael Scott: | [to Jim] To be married?! |
| Jm Halpert: | Yep. |
| [Michael hurls himself at Jim with enough force to knock Jim onto the ground with a thud] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Sorry. |
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| Creed: | I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter- |
| Angela: | You're useless. |
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| Pam Halpert: | No laughing. No comments. Just positive energy and we'll have a pure fun day. Okay? |
| Creed: | Thanks mom. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Who's the father? |
| Pam Beesly: | Jim. |
| Dwight Schrute: | How far along? |
| Jim Halpert: | Four months? |
| Creed: | Who's the OB/GYN? |
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| Creed: | If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward? |
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| Creed: | I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. [flips a coin] It's Angela. Get 'er boys. |