Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | Boboddy, boboddy. What does the first B stand for? |
| Pam Beesly: | What are we doing? |
| Creed: | We're making acronyms. Okay. What does the first B stand for? |
| Kevin: | Um... Business. |
| Creed: | I... like it! |
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| Kevin: | Jim has got it bad for Pam. |
| Creed: | Oooh! ...Which one is Pam? |
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| Creed: | [coming out of the conference room with Gabe] I'm very relieved to learn it wasn't you. |
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| Oscar Martinez: | Hey, where's Dwight? |
| Jim Halpert: | You didn't hear? |
| Creed Bratton: | Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird. |
| Jim Halpert: | I'm pretty sure none of that's real. |
| Creed Bratton: | YOU'RE NOT REAL, MAN! |
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| [deleted scenes] | |
| Jim Halpert: | What are you doing? |
| Creed: | [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong? |
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| Creed: | Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? [whispering] Creed Bratton. |
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| Michael Scott: | You're gonna somersault around for the rest of you life, and you know what's going to be on your tombstone? Loser. |
| Creed: | My tombstone's already been made, thank you. |
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| Trivia announcer | Alright, first question, everyone: Ray Charles famously had this state on his mind. What is its capital? |
| Andy Bernard | Oh, we got this! |
| Creed | Let's reverse engineer this. You're a black singer. Where do you go? Somewhere where you're a novelty! Alaska? |
| Stanley | Atlanta. |
| Phyllis | Oh, I know you think that because that's where the Olympics were held. |
| Stanley | Keep talkin' all you want. |
| Kevin | How am I supposed to know what was on his mind? Ooh, what do blind people think about? |
| Erin | Ok.. Dogs, canes, signs, manholes, stairs, piano, darkness. |
| Trivia announcer | Ok, time's up. Let's get the boards up. |
| [Everyone holds up their signs. Everyone except Kevin's group gets it right. Kevin wrote: "What is... SEE-attle"] |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Jim Halpert: | Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan. |
| Michael Scott: | No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a dog. |
| Pam Beasley: | No, that's Afghan. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a shawl. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wait, canine AIDS? |
| Michael Scott: | No, humans with AIDS. |
| Creed: | Who has AIDS? |
| Jim Halpert: | Guys, the Afghanistanannis. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. |
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| Michael Scott: | And another thing about the Indian people, they love sex positions. I present to you the Kama Sutra. I mean look at that. Who's seen that before? |
| Creed: | I have. That's the Union of the Monkey. |
| Meredith: | Ohh, that's what they call it. |
| Kevin: | This is the best meeting we have ever had. |
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| Phyllis: | I never see him drink. I never see him eat. |
| Stanley: | I don't think he even uses the bathroom. |
| Creed: | Oh he does. He does. |