Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Meredith: | You know what, don't even worry about it. Everyone was so drunk, I'll bet no one even remembers what you said |
| Creed: | I remember. I blogged the whole thing. www.creedthoughts.gov.www/creedthoughts. Check it out. |
| [cut to Ryan's talking head] | |
| Ryan: | Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened a word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the intranet... it's pretty shocking. |
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| Creed: | Hey why haven't we ever uh... |
| Meredith: | We have. |
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| Andy: | Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking. |
| Oscar: | [walking away] Oh my desk is over.... |
| Creed: | This gal. She's really into you? |
| Andy: | Yeah! Yeah, I mean, I've seen her like three times today and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up... |
| Creed: | Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her. |
| Andy: | Ok it sounds risky... |
| Creed: | Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim? |
| Andy: | [thinking] Wait what? |
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| Creed Bratton: | There's my girl... I noticed you handing out some shekels...How would one get on that train? |
| Angela Martin: | That was per diem, for Philadelphia... |
| Meredith Palmer: | Ughh, that town smells like cheesesteaks... |
| Angela Martin: | That town is full of history!! |
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| Creed: | Andrea's the uh, office bitch. You'll get used to her. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| [Creed walks over to Phyllis' desk] | |
| Stanley: | She's on her honeymoon. She won't be back for six weeks. |
| Creed: | [sits down on her desk] I'll wait. |
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| Michael Scott: | How would that help, Creed? In Monopoly, you go bankrupt, you lose. |
| Creed: | You don't go by Monopoly, man, that game is nuts! Nobody just picks up "get out of jail free" cards. Those things cost thousands! |
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| Michael Scott: | [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now. |
| Angela: | I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor. |
| Oscar: | Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood." |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology. |
| Michael Scott: | For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover? |
| Pam Beesly: | Don't call my mother your lover! |
| Kevin: | Yes! That's what I'm talking about. |
| Andy: | That is not ok dude! |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, in my defence-- |
| Phyllis: | Disgusting. |
| Creed: | That's messed up man. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell! |
| Oscar: | You have no sense of boundaries, Michael. |
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| [from deleted scenes] | |
| Creed: | Back in the '60s, I was with the Grassroots. We toured with Janis Joplin, The Doors, Cream. We had a lot of fun. And now I do quality assurance for a paper company. As you can imagine drugs played a part... They still do... I, uh... My work calls last about 90 seconds and that's about as long as I can concentrate. |
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| Angela: | I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive. |
| Meredith: | How much-- |
| Angela: | Seven thousand dollars. |
| Creed: | For a cat? I could get you a kid for that. |
| Oscar: | Where'd you get that kind of money? |
| Angela: | I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay. |
| Kevin: | Wait-- you didn't give it back? |
| Angela: | He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady! |
| Meredith: | Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch. |