Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Creed: | I think we all can agree that it's either Gabe or Angela. [flips a coin] It's Angela. Get 'er boys. |
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| Andy: | Guys, stop everything. I'm about to ask out this girl and I'm completely panicking. |
| Oscar: | [walking away] Oh my desk is over.... |
| Creed: | This gal. She's really into you? |
| Andy: | Yeah! Yeah, I mean, I've seen her like three times today and we love all the same music, and whenever I walk into a room she totally looks up... |
| Creed: | Ah ah. Say no more. This is how I got Sqeaky Fromme. No small talk. Just show her who's the boss. Just go right in and kiss her. |
| Andy: | Ok it sounds risky... |
| Creed: | Have I ever steered you wrong, Jim? |
| Andy: | [thinking] Wait what? |
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| Creed: | So hey. I wanna, set you up with my daughter. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh I'm engaged to Pam. |
| Creed: | I thought you were gay. |
| Jim Halpert: | Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter. |
| Creed: | I don't know. |
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| Kelly: | Why is there a Chiclet on my cake? |
| Jim Halpert: | That's the best part. That represents a pillow, or a television. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Our theme, if you will,-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Because the fun part is you get to decide on an hour of television or an hour of napping. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's our theme! |
| Kelly: | [smiling] Cool. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah? |
| Kelly: | I love it. |
| [Dwight and Jim high-five] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes! Ok, so what's it gonna be Kapoor? |
| Kevin: | Ooh! Can she pick a half hour of each? |
| Jim and Dwight: | No. |
| Kevin: | Oh. Then pick tv. |
| Meredith: | Take a nap. |
| Kevin: | Watching tv at work is really cool. |
| Stanley: | Take a nap. Nothing good is on right now. |
| Creed: | Bonnie Hunt is on. |
| Kelly: | I have been watching tv all week, I choose nap. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Ok nap it is! Everyone out! Get out! We're going to be eating cake at our desks! Go go go go go go. |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? I will not donate my winnings to Comic Relief. Since, apparently, it doesn't exist, I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Jim Halpert: | Whoa, I think you mean the Aid to Afghanistan. |
| Michael Scott: | No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS. |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | What? |
| Phyllis: | Afghani. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a dog. |
| Pam Beasley: | No, that's Afghan. |
| Michael Scott: | That's a shawl. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wait, canine AIDS? |
| Michael Scott: | No, humans with AIDS. |
| Creed: | Who has AIDS? |
| Jim Halpert: | Guys, the Afghanistanannis. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, you know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried. |
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| Merideth | I know lots of people with herpes. I have herpes. |
| Creed | Really? I've never seen it on you. |
| Merideth | That's because it's on my genitals, genius. |
| Kevin Malone | [takes a moment to think] You have a penis? |
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| Kelly: | Yeah your nephew is so lame. |
| Creed: | He's been trashing us relentlessly on Twitter. It's funny stuff, but mean. |
| Jim Halpert: | You follow him on Twitter? |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Creed: | Everywhere I look it's Betty White this and Betty White that. Finally a kid who's not talking about Betty White. Of course I follow him. |
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| Ryan: | Creed, did you organize the menu book? |
| Creed: | Oh, I thought that was more on a volunteer basis. |
| Ryan: | No, that was mandatory. |
| Creed: | Oh I thought it was a volunteer thing. |
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| Michael Scott: | I am just a net, that traps all of your crappy subconscious ideas, and adds a little bit of my own childhood memories and whimzy so-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Ok, well I, lost a ton of money today and I have a mortgage so I'm a little pissed too. |
| Michael Scott: | Thank you. Jim is with me! |
| Jim Halpert: | Absolutely not. I'm mad at you. |
| Michael Scott: | Well you know what Jim, it is not my fault that you bought a house to impress Pam. That is why carnations exist. |
| Creed: | That's not why. |
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| Meredith: | You know I once dated a couple guys from Cornell. They were really nice. They gave me a ride home. |
| Andy: | I seriously doubt anyone from Cornell dated you. |
| Creed: | It's pronounced colonel and it's the highest rank in the military. |
| Andy: | It's pronounced Cor-nell! It's the highest rank in the Ivy League! |
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| Creed: | Hey bra'. I've been meaning to ask you. Can we get some Red Bull for these things? Sometimes a guy's gotta ride the bull. Am I right? Later skater. |