Creed Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: [talking head interview] Ever since Pam and I started dating, I just, feel weird asking her to make copies for me. So, I make my own copies. And that copier, sucks. Let me tell you-- but you know what? Pam and I don't have to agree on everything.
[cut to office]
Meredith: Jim, good for you standing up to Pam like that.
Creed: The balls on you, man.
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Angela: I am proud to announce there is a new addition to the Martin family. She's hypoallergenic, she doesn't struggle when you try to dress her, she's a third generation show-cat, her father was in Meet the Parents. Needless to say she was very, very expensive.
Meredith: How much--
Angela: Seven thousand dollars.
Creed: For a cat? I could get you a kid for that.
Oscar: Where'd you get that kind of money?
Angela: I sold Andy's engagement ring on eBay.
Kevin: Wait-- you didn't give it back?
Angela: He wouldn't have wanted that. Her name, is Princess Lady!
Meredith: Seven grand! I gotta see that little bitch.
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Ryan: Do you love her, or do you love the idea of her.
Creed: I don't know man. I just don't know.
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Merideth I know lots of people with herpes. I have herpes.
Creed Really? I've never seen it on you.
Merideth That's because it's on my genitals, genius.
Kevin Malone [takes a moment to think] You have a penis?
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Creed: Nobody steals from Creed Bratton and gets away with it. The last person to do this disappeared. His name? [whispering] Creed Bratton.
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Creed: I don't get the big fuss here. I like the site.
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Creed: Baby. You want to play with this?
Karen: You can't give paper clips to a baby. He could swallow it.
Creed: Oh, it's okay. I've got tons of them.
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Meredith: Guys, do we have to stay all day?
Phyllis: I mean Michael's gone can't we just go?
Creed: Yeah and I finished my work months ago.
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Creed: Every week I'm supposed to take four hours and do a quality spot check at the paper mill. And of course the one year I blow it off, this happens.
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Creed: So there I am, minding my own business, and Darnell offers me three bucks. All I gotta do is walk by Andy and go like this. [makes throat cutting gesture] Darnell's a chump. I would've done it for anything. I've done a lot more for a lot less.
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