Creed Quotes From The Office

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Angela: What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Kevin: Ooh I'll take 'em!
Creed: Well nobody's touching my cobbler.
Phyllis: Hey Michael-- I mean Jim.
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Creed: I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter-
Angela: You're useless.
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Michael Scott: What topics, can you use for small talk?
Andy: Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews--
Michael Scott: Yes, what else?
Creed: Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes.
Michael Scott: No.
Meredith: The weekend.
Michael Scott: Yeah! That's good! Come on up, Meredith. Come up here. Let's do a little something. [Meredith gets to the front] So Meredith and I just started conversing, and I will say, "so Meredith, how was your weekend? What did you do?"
Meredith: Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper-part of the toilet... he calls it an "upper decker."
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Pam Beesly: [giving Dwight a hug] Thanks so much for helping the company, Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Ohh Pam.
Creed: Good work, kid.
Dwight Schrute: Thanks old man!
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Creed: Be cool Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people.
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Michael Scott: [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now.
Angela: I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor.
Oscar: Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on?
Jim Halpert: Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood."
Pam Beesly: I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology.
Michael Scott: For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover?
Pam Beesly: Don't call my mother your lover!
Kevin: Yes! That's what I'm talking about.
Andy: That is not ok dude!
Michael Scott: Ok, in my defence--
Phyllis: Disgusting.
Creed: That's messed up man.
Pam Beesly: Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell!
Oscar: You have no sense of boundaries, Michael.
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Creed: Beautiful morning at Dunder MIfflin. Or as I like to call it, Great Bratton.
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Creed: It's crazy what's going on out there, huh?
Jim Halpert: I know. Yeah. It's... kinda...
Creed: Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it.
Jim Halpert: That's true. That's right, yeah.
Creed: Wanna play a game?
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Meredith: Guys, do we have to stay all day?
Phyllis: I mean Michael's gone can't we just go?
Creed: Yeah and I finished my work months ago.
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Dwight Schrute: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance--
Creed: Sure.
Dwight Schrute: To use sudden violence--
Creed: Okay.
Dwight Schrute: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
Creed: What size?
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Creed: Okay. Team Building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phylis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phylis, Creed.
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