Creed Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie? |
| Kevin: | Ooh I'll take 'em! |
| Creed: | Well nobody's touching my cobbler. |
| Phyllis: | Hey Michael-- I mean Jim. |
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| Creed: | I remember it was very late at night, like eleven, eleven-thirty. Big fella comes in, screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels, then Schrute, grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter- |
| Angela: | You're useless. |
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| Michael Scott: | What topics, can you use for small talk? |
| Andy: | Golf, stock market, Dave Matthews-- |
| Michael Scott: | Yes, what else? |
| Creed: | Small things. Peas, ball bearings, dimes. |
| Michael Scott: | No. |
| Meredith: | The weekend. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah! That's good! Come on up, Meredith. Come up here. Let's do a little something. [Meredith gets to the front] So Meredith and I just started conversing, and I will say, "so Meredith, how was your weekend? What did you do?" |
| Meredith: | Well I caught my son taking a dump on the upper-part of the toilet... he calls it an "upper decker." |
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| Pam Beesly: | [giving Dwight a hug] Thanks so much for helping the company, Dwight. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Ohh Pam. |
| Creed: | Good work, kid. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Thanks old man! |
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| Creed: | Be cool Michael. I saw this guy kill a bunch of people. |
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| Michael Scott: | [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now. |
| Angela: | I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor. |
| Oscar: | Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood." |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology. |
| Michael Scott: | For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover? |
| Pam Beesly: | Don't call my mother your lover! |
| Kevin: | Yes! That's what I'm talking about. |
| Andy: | That is not ok dude! |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, in my defence-- |
| Phyllis: | Disgusting. |
| Creed: | That's messed up man. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell! |
| Oscar: | You have no sense of boundaries, Michael. |
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| Creed: | Beautiful morning at Dunder MIfflin. Or as I like to call it, Great Bratton. |
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| Creed: | It's crazy what's going on out there, huh? |
| Jim Halpert: | I know. Yeah. It's... kinda... |
| Creed: | Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's true. That's right, yeah. |
| Creed: | Wanna play a game? |
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| Meredith: | Guys, do we have to stay all day? |
| Phyllis: | I mean Michael's gone can't we just go? |
| Creed: | Yeah and I finished my work months ago. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. Will you form an allegiance-- |
| Creed: | Sure. |
| Dwight Schrute: | To use sudden violence-- |
| Creed: | Okay. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake? |
| Creed: | What size? |
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| Creed: | Okay. Team Building. On this side of the room: Stanley, Phylis, Jim, Ted, Elroy. And this side of the room: Pam, Meredith, Phylis, Creed. |