Angela Quotes From The Office

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Angela: I don't back down. My sister and I used to be bestfriends, and we haven't talked in 16 years, over some disagreement I don't even remember. So, yeah, I'm pretty good.
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Angela: What am I supposed to do with two cakes and a pie?
Kevin: Ooh I'll take 'em!
Creed: Well nobody's touching my cobbler.
Phyllis: Hey Michael-- I mean Jim.
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Jim Halpert: Ok, ok. Why don't we just, put this to a vote and then we'll be done with it.
Angela: I'm not voting.
Jim Halpert: No one cares. Who thinks, that Hilary Swank is hot. Raise your hand. [5 people raise their hands] Ok, and who thinks that Hilary Swank is not hot, raise your hand. [5 other people raise their hands]
Kevin: Five. Five to five.
Jim Halpert: Thank you accounting department.
Kevin: So what do we do now?
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Oscar: You have your cats on Nanny Cam.
Angela: Yeah! I mean I usually try to take leave when I get a new cat but I'm out of vacation days. And this company still doesn't recognize cat maternity. I mean somebody has a kid, oh sure, take off a year.
Meredith: She's right I had my second kid just for the vacation.
Angela: Right! Anyways, I just want to make sure Princess Lady is acclimating well. She means more to me than anyone.
Kevin: Any cat, you mean.
Angela: And person.
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Angela: You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: Want me to say it again?
Pam Beesly: Why did that come into your brain.
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Angela: I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits but sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair.
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Dwight Schrute: Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured.
Pam Beesly: Do we know anyone who was in the accident?
Dwight Schrute: Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses.
Stanley: Why would this affect our bonuses?
Dwight Schrute: They are unrelated.
Kelly: Is Brad ok?
Dwight Schrute: He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing.
Oscar: What the hell's going on here?
Angela: Are we out of jobs?
Dwight Schrute: Yes.
Kelly: This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston.
Michael Scott: He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible.
Stanley: Michael, you said we were getting bonuses.
Michael Scott: Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it.
Stanley: [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper.
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Angela: Under no circumstances should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Meredith: SHUT UP, ANGELA!
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