Angela Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison? |
| Angela: | Don't encourage him, Dwight. |
| Michael Scott: | The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body. And it hurt! |
| Karen: | Dementors like in Harry Potter? |
| Michael Scott: | No, not Harry Potter. |
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| Oscar: | Do you risk telling him how you feel. Do you say something that you can barely admit to yourself. |
| Angela: | [sympathetically] Oh my God what did you do? Not that I approve of any of it but-- |
| Oscar: | I was stupid, I told him. |
| Kevin: | Was he into you in like a gay way? |
| Michael Scott: | Moron. If he was there wouldn't be a story. |
| Oscar: | He told me he wasn't gay. |
| Michael Scott: | Really sad. |
| Oscar: | I'm not done, yet. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh my God. |
| Oscar: | A week later, a friend of mine calls me up and he says, "I just saw him, in a gay bar in Kansas city." |
| Michael Scott: | Well then it's a happy ending because he was gay. You should call him. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured. |
| Pam Beesly: | Do we know anyone who was in the accident? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses. |
| Stanley: | Why would this affect our bonuses? |
| Dwight Schrute: | They are unrelated. |
| Kelly: | Is Brad ok? |
| Dwight Schrute: | He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing. |
| Oscar: | What the hell's going on here? |
| Angela: | Are we out of jobs? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes. |
| Kelly: | This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston. |
| Michael Scott: | He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible. |
| Stanley: | Michael, you said we were getting bonuses. |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it. |
| Stanley: | [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper. |
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| Angela: | [hearing Erin sneezing] Hey! Are you sick? |
| Erin: | Oh, no, I just have a little indigestion. |
| Angela: | In your nose. |
| Erin: | Yes. |
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| Jim: | Holly, will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Stanley: | Marry me, Holly. |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That guy's got more than he can handle as it is. |
| Oscar: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That marriage would be a sham. |
| Gabe: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Easy no. |
| Angela: | Will you marry me? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | That would be hot. I would pay to see that. |
| Ryan: | Will you marry me, Holly? |
| Holly: | No. |
| Michael Scott: | Only one that I was kind of worried about. |
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| Oscar: | Jim, did Michael fall into a koi pond? |
| Jim Halpert: | Mmmmm... it's like Michael said, it was, um... some--something else. |
| Michael Scott: | It was--okay!--this is what it was. It was these bunch of idiots who put a fish tank in the ground with no cover, and no railing. |
| Angela: | So you fell in. |
| Michael Scott: | No, maybe I was trying to save a child that had fallen in. |
| Angela: | So a child had fallen in? |
| Michael Scott: | Not yet! |
| Kevin: | That is hilarious! [raises fist] |
| Michael Scott: | No--don't--I'm not going to bump. I'm not gonna bump. It was not hilarious. It was very, very terrifying. |
| [Stanley laughs] |