Angela Quotes From The Office

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[Jim, Phyllis and Andy are standing in the conference room with a spread of treats on the table]
Phyllis: So how 'bout, guys, one percent comission a month instead of two? What do you think.
Jim Halpert: No we agreed, two percent for the quarter.
Andy: Yes, [sees the staff coming in] Shhh.
Jim Halpert: Hey everybody.
Meredith: Nice spread. We get it, you eat like royalty.
Jim Halpert: No, no. This is a representation of how we feel, and how we feel is, really sorry.
Andy: We wanted to bring you in and make a peace offering.
Phyllis: Yeah we wanted to do the right thing, so...
Oscar: Way to go guys. This... this was an integrity move.
Kevin: Yeah. When we walked in here, we were all prepared to tell you to go to hell.
Angela: Do you have any pastries without fruit?
Jim Halpert: Yes, we do. Eclairs!
Stanley: Well you better be happy, taking two percent of our--
Jim Halpert: Two percent milk! What I forgot for the coffee.
Phyllis: Yeah treats, Stanley. They've accepted our simple offer of treats Stanley nothing more.
Stanley: [Stanley grins] This is, nice. All of us back together.
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Kevin: Sometimes we play 'who can put the most M&Ms in their mouth'.
Angela: You play that.
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Angela: I'm not gaining anything from this seminar. I'm a professional woman, the head of accounting. I'm in the healthiest relationship of my life. I just think it's insulting that Jan thinks we need this. And apparently, judging from her outfit, Jan aspires to be a whore.
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Michael Scott: Any messages?
Erin: You're soaking wet.
Michael Scott: Well Jim and I got caught in a little flash... rain. Flash winds, flash lightening.
Phyllis: Wow. Sounds scary.
Michael Scott: It was. It was. And then in an instant, it wasn't!
Angela: Why isn't Jim wet?
Jim Halpert: I... outran it.
Meredith: I don't think it rained. My hip would be throbbing.
Michael Scott: It rained.
Dwight Schrute: Michael, can I get you something? A towel, some cocoa?
Michael Scott: Nothing. [pause] Cocoa.
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Angela: [hearing Erin sneezing] Hey! Are you sick?
Erin: Oh, no, I just have a little indigestion.
Angela: In your nose.
Erin: Yes.
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Angela: I don't like my character.
Pam Beasley: Who are you?
Angela: Voodoo Mama Juju, the witch doctor of the Savannah swamps. I'm not comfortable with this. [holds up a fake head]
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Angela: Has this been on the entire time?
Oscar: I have no idea.
Kevin: I was looking at... pictures of food on my computer.
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Michael Scott: Can I have your attention! I would like to introduce you to Mr. Danny Cordrea. He is going to be joining us, as our new Travelling Salesman. Say hello to Danny!
Kelly: F*** me.
Michael Scott: Oh. Kay. You know what? No! No. This is not some sort of construction site, for all of Italy! Where you can just go around treating people like meat. We are to respect him. I respect him, because he reminds me of somebody. Can anybody guess who that is?
Kelly: [dreamily] Josh Duhamel.
Angela: Yeah I can see that!
Michael Scott: No! No. Somebody in this office.
Kevin: He's like a better-looking Andy.
Andy: Thanks Kevin.
Michael Scott: No, me. Right? Sorta like, a little younger version of me?
Oscar: It's hard to judge ourselves accurately isn't it.
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Angela: Sometimes the clothes at GAP Kids are just too flashy so I'm forced to go to the American Girl Store and order clothes for large, colonial dolls.
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