Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: What advice you seek? ...Do you know who that is?
Ryan: Fozzy bear?
Michael Scott: Mmmm no, no, it's yoda.
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Ryan: What about this bottle of power drink?
Michael Scott: What flavor?
Ryan: Blue.
Michael Scott: Blue is not a flavor.
Ryan: It says, flavor: blue blast.
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Trivia announcer Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder Mifflin A team... excuse me, sir... I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... [the gay crowd laughs] but you can't check smart phones during trivia. It's against the rules.
Ryan Howard Ok... I'm turning it off.
Trivia announcer Ok, you're not turning it off.
Ryan Howard I won't look at it...
Trivia announcer Sir...
Ryan Howard I can't, I can't not touch it.
Trivia announcer Ok, we're just gonna take it away. [Ryan hands over phone reluctantly] Thank you.
Ryan Howard [Gets up and leaves] I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone...
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Phyllis: Did the police solve the problem with the--
Ryan: Yes. Yes they did. Yes they did.
[cut to talking head]
Ryan: Yes. The social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators.
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Ryan Howard: [trying to pick up a woman] I was the youngest VP, in company history--
Meredith: More recently, he worked in a bowling alley. Tell her one of your bowling alley stories!
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Kevin: Whoa, where'd you get that hat?
Ryan: I'd rather not say.
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Meredith: Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day ok? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids.
Ryan: Why no kids?
Kelly: Yeah where are your kids?
Meredith: Nope. Uh uh. [starts walking away] Not today!
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[trying to guess Dwight's password]
Stanley: Try Mose1234.
Ryan: Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight.
[the password's incorrect]
Ryan: Not that exactly Jim! Something like that.
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Ryan: Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flower and all that, but you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year.
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