Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.
Jim Halpert: Ponies.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Ryan: How about rainbows?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Jim Halpert: Flowers?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Ryan: Makeup?
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Ryan: The glasses, are a little...
[Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them]
Pam Halpert: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kinda cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight Schrute: I can't see.
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Ryan: Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything's different, and I'd like your respect. I am your boss now, you're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan.
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Kelly: [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice!
Ryan: It's a little derivative.
Kelly: But parody's always derivative.
Ryan: It's not organic. Do you know what I mean?
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Dwight Schrute: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you.
Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.
Dwight Schrute: Smells pretty bad doesn't it?
Ryan: Uh huh.
Dwight Schrute: It's called bull-crap. And a client can smell it from a mile away.
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Ryan: I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine.
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Ryan: We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, and really do this thing our way.
Michael Scott: You and me baby!
Ryan: New investors are key though, that's actually why I came in today.
Michael Scott: Don't you work here full-time?
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Michael Scott: [hugging Ryan] Oh Ryan I need a girlfriend so bad.
Ryan: Michael let me go. Let me go Michael.
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