Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Ryan Howard: I'm getting paid to skip lunch, right?
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[Creed is dressed as a vampire for halloween]
Creed: I vant to sell you blood!
Ryan: That's really not the trend in vampires right now.
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Ryan: I wanted to say I'm sorry, for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid-twenties and I was.. going through a lot of stuff. I think I never really processed 9/11. I want you to know I've changed.
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Paramedic: [to Dwight] You need an operation. You have appendicitis.
Ryan: Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net.
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David Wallace: Michael, David Wallance. What is this about dismissing the ad people?
Michael Scott: Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again.
Ryan Howard: I'm on, Michael.
Michael Scott: What's up my brotha?
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Bartender: Here you go.
Dwight Schrute: Wait a minute what is this? I didn't order this.
Bartender: For you. [points to basketball players] From them.
Dwight Schrute: Oh. [pours out the drink]
Ryan's friend: What are you doing man?
Dwight Schrute: Not safe. Anything could've been in there. [to the girls] Nice try!
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Michael Scott: Ryan, coffee.
Ryan: I don't do that stuff anymore.
Michael Scott: No, it's for me, Bimbo. [looks at camera] Kids.
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Jim Halpert: Well, take it slow, because it seems like a lot of the time things like that need to--
[Ryan enters]
Ryan: Soda.
Kelly: Cool. Hey so, do you want to do something tonight?
Jim Halpert: Wow. [under his breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here.
Kelly: I mean, I know its Valentine's Day and all, but there's totally no pressure at all.
Ryan: I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends.
Kelly: That's cool. I completely understand.
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Michael Scott: I want you listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you. And I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you.
Pam Beesly: Michael!
Michael Scott: I'm just getting hardcore.
Ryan: Finally.
Michael Scott: Yes. And hear me Dwight. When I say I took you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby.
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Ryan: [hands messing up hair] I hooked up with Kelly on February 13th.
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