Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesly: We could work from home.
Ryan: Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education.
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Dwight Schrute: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you.
Ryan: I don't think you know what you're saying.
Dwight Schrute: Smells pretty bad doesn't it?
Ryan: Uh huh.
Dwight Schrute: It's called bull-crap. And a client can smell it from a mile away.
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Michael Scott: For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for?
Ryan: Fudge?
Michael Scott: How did you--
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Ryan: Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flower and all that, but you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year.
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Ryan Howard [using phone] For all their genorosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless?
Kelly Try "Jesus".
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Michael Scott: Just have a small problem.
Ryan: I told you not to call about small problems.
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Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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Dwight Schrute: Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation.
Jim Halpert: Ponies.
Dwight Schrute: No.
Ryan: How about rainbows?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Jim Halpert: Flowers?
Dwight Schrute: No.
Ryan: Makeup?
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["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."]
Andy: Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar?
Oscar: It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid.
Andy: But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something?
Pam Halpert: Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl.
Andy: I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics.
Ryan: [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs.
Andy: Rude! And not helpful.
Creed: Well I really really really really like it.
Andy: Well that... that really bums me out.
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