Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | The new IT guy. Nick. |
| Ryan: | Nick. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it. |
| Ryan: | Like Frodo. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock? |
| Ryan: | Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum. |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one. |
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| Ryan: | The glasses, are a little... |
| [Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them] | |
| Pam Halpert: | I liked them. |
| Kelly: | I thought they were kinda cute. |
| Ryan: | Yeah, I liked them too. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I can't see. |
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| Oscar | Have you thought about using the website as an emergency notification system for say, a school shooting, or a fire? |
| Ryan Howard | No, It's not some digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun! Fun, communication, connection. |
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| Michael Scott: | What flavor of coffee is that? Up-dog? |
| Ryan Howard: | What's that? |
| Michael Scott: | I don't know. What's up with you? |
| Ryan Howard: | Huh? |
| Michael Scott: | No, damn it. |
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| Ryan: | We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, and really do this thing our way. |
| Michael Scott: | You and me baby! |
| Ryan: | New investors are key though, that's actually why I came in today. |
| Michael Scott: | Don't you work here full-time? |
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| Michael Scott: | For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for? |
| Ryan: | Fudge? |
| Michael Scott: | How did you-- |
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| Kelly: | We're back together again, baby! |
| Ryan: | We're back. |
| Kelly: | They tried to keep us apart but they couldn't. It was like destiny. |
| Ryan: | I-- I realized that for whatever reason, I just couldn't do better than Kelly. |
| Kelly: | Awww!! |