Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesly: | We could work from home. |
| Ryan: | Or you could fire one of us. Whoever has less education. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you. |
| Ryan: | I don't think you know what you're saying. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Smells pretty bad doesn't it? |
| Ryan: | Uh huh. |
| Dwight Schrute: | It's called bull-crap. And a client can smell it from a mile away. |
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| Michael Scott: | For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for? |
| Ryan: | Fudge? |
| Michael Scott: | How did you-- |
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| Ryan: | Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flower and all that, but you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year. |
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| Ryan Howard | [using phone] For all their genorosity of spirit, they password protect their wireless? |
| Kelly | Try "Jesus". |
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| Michael Scott: | Just have a small problem. |
| Ryan: | I told you not to call about small problems. |
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| Ryan: | Did this happen on company property? |
| Michael Scott: | It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine. |
| Ryan: | I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation. |
| Jim Halpert: | Ponies. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | How about rainbows? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Flowers? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | Makeup? |
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| ["Bring my troops home save and sound, says this little girl..."] | |
| Andy: | Ok, honest feedback time. Oscar? |
| Oscar: | It's pandering. And it makes me think you think I'm stupid. |
| Andy: | But do you think it could be famous? Like in a car commercial or something? |
| Pam Halpert: | Not really? It kinda weird, that a grown man is singing from the point of view of a little girl. |
| Andy: | I feel like I could see someone ice skating to it. You know like in the Olympics. |
| Ryan: | [scratching his head] I don't think they usually, skate to such... bad songs. |
| Andy: | Rude! And not helpful. |
| Creed: | Well I really really really really like it. |
| Andy: | Well that... that really bums me out. |