Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | Michael wants us to bond so we need topics for conversation. |
| Jim Halpert: | Ponies. |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | How about rainbows? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Jim Halpert: | Flowers? |
| Dwight Schrute: | No. |
| Ryan: | Makeup? |
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| Ryan: | The glasses, are a little... |
| [Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them] | |
| Pam Halpert: | I liked them. |
| Kelly: | I thought they were kinda cute. |
| Ryan: | Yeah, I liked them too. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I can't see. |
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| Ryan: | Let me say something. I know I used to be a temp here, but now everything's different, and I'd like your respect. I am your boss now, you're gonna have to treat me the same way you treated Jan. |
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| Kelly: | [imitating Cookie Monster] My name is Kevin I'm an accountant. See? I did the voice! |
| Ryan: | It's a little derivative. |
| Kelly: | But parody's always derivative. |
| Ryan: | It's not organic. Do you know what I mean? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed, in you. |
| Ryan: | I don't think you know what you're saying. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Smells pretty bad doesn't it? |
| Ryan: | Uh huh. |
| Dwight Schrute: | It's called bull-crap. And a client can smell it from a mile away. |
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| Ryan: | I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine. |
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| Ryan: | We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, and really do this thing our way. |
| Michael Scott: | You and me baby! |
| Ryan: | New investors are key though, that's actually why I came in today. |
| Michael Scott: | Don't you work here full-time? |
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| Michael Scott: | [hugging Ryan] Oh Ryan I need a girlfriend so bad. |
| Ryan: | Michael let me go. Let me go Michael. |