Ryan Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: The new IT guy. Nick.
Ryan: Nick.
Dwight Schrute: I think he is the key. He is very trusting, he's looking for friends. He's been given an awesome amount of power and does not know how to wield it.
Ryan: Like Frodo.
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just let me handle the Tolkien references. OK, Dumb Jock?
Ryan: Well I think he can be corrupted. Like Gollum.
Dwight Schrute: Smeagle, was corrupted and became Gollum.
[cut to talking head]
Dwight Schrute: I might start a diabolical plot against him after this one.
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Ryan: The glasses, are a little...
[Dwight takes off his glasses and stomps on them]
Pam Halpert: I liked them.
Kelly: I thought they were kinda cute.
Ryan: Yeah, I liked them too.
Dwight Schrute: I can't see.
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Oscar Have you thought about using the website as an emergency notification system for say, a school shooting, or a fire?
Ryan Howard No, It's not some digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun! Fun, communication, connection.
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Michael Scott: What flavor of coffee is that? Up-dog?
Ryan Howard: What's that?
Michael Scott: I don't know. What's up with you?
Ryan Howard: Huh?
Michael Scott: No, damn it.
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Ryan: We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, and really do this thing our way.
Michael Scott: You and me baby!
Ryan: New investors are key though, that's actually why I came in today.
Michael Scott: Don't you work here full-time?
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Michael Scott: For my emergency contact put Todd F. Packer. Do you know what the 'F' stands for?
Ryan: Fudge?
Michael Scott: How did you--
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Kelly: We're back together again, baby!
Ryan: We're back.
Kelly: They tried to keep us apart but they couldn't. It was like destiny.
Ryan: I-- I realized that for whatever reason, I just couldn't do better than Kelly.
Kelly: Awww!!
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