Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Ryan: | What about this bottle of power drink? |
| Michael Scott: | What flavor? |
| Ryan: | Blue. |
| Michael Scott: | Blue is not a flavor. |
| Ryan: | It says, flavor: blue blast. |
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| Andy Bernard: | Alright the D.M. express is pulling out. |
| Susan: | Alright. Well it's really nice to meet you Bryan. [they shake hands] |
| Ryan Howard: | Uhh it's actually Ryan. |
| Susan: | Oh! Ryan! |
| Ryan Howard: | Yeah... [cuts to talking head] Bitch! |
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| [surprising Ryan at the bowling alley] | |
| Michael Scott: | Hey! I would like a pair of size nines please. It's Michael! |
| Ryan: | I'm swamped Michael. [into microphone] Happy birthday to Sally in lane twenty-seven. |
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| Ryan Howard | I know I've tapped you so hard. |
| Michael Scott | [smiles] Yes you have tapped this. Hard. [a "That's What She Said" is implied} |
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| Kevin: | I think I'll go to Angela's party... because that's the party I know. |
| Ryan: | I miss the days when there was only one party I didn't want to go to. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hey Temp, you know, uh, we still got five feet of sandwich left. |
| Ryan: | Someone ate three feet of that thing? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Hell ya. Save room for ice cream cake. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop. |
| Ryan Howard: | That's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand. |
| Pam Beesly: | I don't wanna look at your friend's boobs all day. |
| Ryan Howard: | You could be hot too if you made any effort, at all. |
| Pam Beesly: | Like how? Dying my hair blond? |
| Ryan Howard: | This is from the sun. |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh yeah I bet. |
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| Michael Scott: | What you people don't know, about business I could fill a book with. |
| Ryan Howard: | Then do it. |
| Michael Scott: | What. |
| Ryan Howard: | Write a book. |
| [cuts to Michael in his office speaking into a tape recorder] | |
| Michael Scott: | The Fundamentals of Business by Michael Scott. Over one billion sold. More than the Bible. I'm not surprised. Chapter one. [pause] The business man-- (longer pause] |