Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | What advice you seek? ...Do you know who that is? |
| Ryan: | Fozzy bear? |
| Michael Scott: | Mmmm no, no, it's yoda. |
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| Ryan: | What about this bottle of power drink? |
| Michael Scott: | What flavor? |
| Ryan: | Blue. |
| Michael Scott: | Blue is not a flavor. |
| Ryan: | It says, flavor: blue blast. |
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| Trivia announcer | Excuse me, sir, on the Dunder Mifflin A team... excuse me, sir... I'm sure you're just checking your Grindr account... [the gay crowd laughs] but you can't check smart phones during trivia. It's against the rules. |
| Ryan Howard | Ok... I'm turning it off. |
| Trivia announcer | Ok, you're not turning it off. |
| Ryan Howard | I won't look at it... |
| Trivia announcer | Sir... |
| Ryan Howard | I can't, I can't not touch it. |
| Trivia announcer | Ok, we're just gonna take it away. [Ryan hands over phone reluctantly] Thank you. |
| Ryan Howard | [Gets up and leaves] I can't, I can't not have my phone. I'm sorry. I want to be with my phone... |
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| Phyllis: | Did the police solve the problem with the-- |
| Ryan: | Yes. Yes they did. Yes they did. |
| [cut to talking head] | |
| Ryan: | Yes. The social networking feature of the Dunder Mifflin Infinity website was infiltrated by sexual predators. |
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| Ryan Howard: | [trying to pick up a woman] I was the youngest VP, in company history-- |
| Meredith: | More recently, he worked in a bowling alley. Tell her one of your bowling alley stories! |
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| Kevin: | Whoa, where'd you get that hat? |
| Ryan: | I'd rather not say. |
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| Meredith: | Stop fighting! Just on St. Patrick's Day ok? Just one, perfect day a year. No hassles. No problems. No kids. |
| Ryan: | Why no kids? |
| Kelly: | Yeah where are your kids? |
| Meredith: | Nope. Uh uh. [starts walking away] Not today! |
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| [trying to guess Dwight's password] | |
| Stanley: | Try Mose1234. |
| Ryan: | Dwight would never be that obvious. Try something like um, zee six four, dollar sign, eight. |
| [the password's incorrect] | |
| Ryan: | Not that exactly Jim! Something like that. |
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| Ryan: | Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year, with the dinner and the flower and all that, but you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that NO days a year. |