Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | [on the phone] This is Michael Jackson calling from Wonderland. |
| Ryan: | You mean Neverland? |
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| Ryan: | I ground up four extra-strength Aspirin and put them in Michael's pudding. I do the same with my dog to get him to take his heartworm medicine. |
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| Ryan: | [holds up a name card with 'Kelly' on it] |
| Stanley: | That was meant for Kelly. |
| Ryan: | Yeah. I figured. |
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| Ryan: | Ok. So, um. Listen. I know about your diabolical plan. |
| Dwight Schrute: | What?! "Diabolical plan?" I wouldn't even know how to begin a-- |
| [Ryan holds up a report: My Diabolical Plan by Dwight K. Schrute] | |
| Ryan: | I found a copy of it in the copier tray. |
| Dwight Schrute: | So what do you want. |
| Ryan: | I want the same thing you want. I want to take Jim Halpert Down. I want in. |
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| Jim Halpert: | I just figured you needed a place where you could concentrate. And not be bothered by... bothering people. |
| Ryan: | Ok. |
| Jim Halpert: | Let me show you what I mean. [opens supply closet] Your new office. How great is that, right? For a job well done, well, not done. |
| Ryan: | I will, uh, I will do my work, right now. I will stay late tonight. |
| Jim Halpert: | Right. |
| Ryan: | Um, I-- very sorry. About everything. |
| Jim Halpert: | [laughs and slaps Ryan on the shoulder] You're a good kid. You know what it gets bigger once you're in there. [slams door and walks away] Enjoy it. |
| Ryan: | Is there internet? |
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| Ryan: | You have to know how to work this. There is no excuse for this. |
| Michael Scott: | Yep. |
| Ryan: | I can get you a tutor if you need-- |
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| Ryan: | If you bring your boss to class it automatically bumps you up a full letter grade. So, I'd be stupid not to do it... right? |
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| Ryan: | What about this bottle of power drink? |
| Michael Scott: | What flavor? |
| Ryan: | Blue. |
| Michael Scott: | Blue is not a flavor. |
| Ryan: | It says, flavor: blue blast. |
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| Ryan: | Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing! |