Ryan Quotes From The Office
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| Ryan Howard: | I'm getting paid to skip lunch, right? |
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| [Creed is dressed as a vampire for halloween] | |
| Creed: | I vant to sell you blood! |
| Ryan: | That's really not the trend in vampires right now. |
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| Ryan: | I wanted to say I'm sorry, for treating you bad the past couple years. I was in my mid-twenties and I was.. going through a lot of stuff. I think I never really processed 9/11. I want you to know I've changed. |
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| Paramedic: | [to Dwight] You need an operation. You have appendicitis. |
| Ryan: | Oh! Who called it? Nothin' but net. |
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| David Wallace: | Michael, David Wallance. What is this about dismissing the ad people? |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, I'm glad you called. Ryan is being a little bitch again. |
| Ryan Howard: | I'm on, Michael. |
| Michael Scott: | What's up my brotha? |
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| Bartender: | Here you go. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Wait a minute what is this? I didn't order this. |
| Bartender: | For you. [points to basketball players] From them. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh. [pours out the drink] |
| Ryan's friend: | What are you doing man? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Not safe. Anything could've been in there. [to the girls] Nice try! |
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| Michael Scott: | Ryan, coffee. |
| Ryan: | I don't do that stuff anymore. |
| Michael Scott: | No, it's for me, Bimbo. [looks at camera] Kids. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Well, take it slow, because it seems like a lot of the time things like that need to-- |
| [Ryan enters] | |
| Ryan: | Soda. |
| Kelly: | Cool. Hey so, do you want to do something tonight? |
| Jim Halpert: | Wow. [under his breath] Oh, no, not while I'm here. |
| Kelly: | I mean, I know its Valentine's Day and all, but there's totally no pressure at all. |
| Ryan: | I can't tonight. I have plans with my friends. |
| Kelly: | That's cool. I completely understand. |
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| Michael Scott: | I want you listen to me, friend, and I want you to listen to me good. I am going to come at you. And I am going to come at you hard. I am going to steal all of your clients. And then I am going to kill them in front of you. |
| Pam Beesly: | Michael! |
| Michael Scott: | I'm just getting hardcore. |
| Ryan: | Finally. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes. And hear me Dwight. When I say I took you into this world, and I can take you out. [hangs up] Bill Cosby. |
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| Ryan: | [hands messing up hair] I hooked up with Kelly on February 13th. |