Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office
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| Ryan: | Good luck, Michael. |
| Michael Scott: | We don't need luck. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah. |
| Michael Scott: | But thank you. That was really nice to say. |
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| Angela: | The very best of luck to you Dwight. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Thank you Angela. |
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| Andy: | [walks into the office dressed as a beet farmer and whistling] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Where did you get those? |
| Andy: | What these? [tosses Dwight a beet] Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you're going with this. |
| Andy: | Well you will. As soon as you visit my new beet farm. [tries desperately to bite into a beet] You're supposed to cook these aren't you? |
| Dwight Schrute: | [scoffs] Cornell. [bites into a beet like an apple] |
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| Dwight Schrute: | [at Phyllis' wedding] Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!? |
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| [Michael re-plays song sample] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why don't you just buy the whole song? |
| Michael Scott: | I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it... I just want a lil' taste of it. |
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| Michael Scott: | I know a ton of 14-year-old girls that could kick Dwight''s ass. |
| Jim Halpert: | You know a ton of 14-year-old girls? |
| Dwight Schrute: | What belt are they? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Phyllis, someone let the air out of your tires. Come quick. |
| Phyllis: | Oh dear. |
| [cut to shot of Phyllis' deflated tires] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | I had to get your attention, this is an emergency. |
| Phyllis: | Why couldn't have just said it, why did you actually do it? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | You just wait for next year's supply magazine to come out and find someone who's not dead. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Attention office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Excuse me, how long is the wait for a table for two? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years |
| Pam Beasley: | It's a nice tux. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it so... family heirloom. |
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| Dwight Schrute | What side of the list am I on? |
| Jim Halpert | [checks] Left. |
| Dwight Schrute | YES! |
| Jim Halpert | Why are you-- how do you know--? |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmothers funeral. What does that mean to the United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule. |