Dwight Schrute Quotes From The Office

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Ryan: Good luck, Michael.
Michael Scott: We don't need luck.
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: But thank you. That was really nice to say.
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Angela: The very best of luck to you Dwight.
Dwight Schrute: Thank you Angela.
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Andy: [walks into the office dressed as a beet farmer and whistling] I thought I'd come in casual today. Man I'm hungry. Anyone else feel like a beet?
Dwight Schrute: Where did you get those?
Andy: What these? [tosses Dwight a beet] Bernard Farms. Best beets in the state.
Dwight Schrute: I see what you are doing. But I do not know where you're going with this.
Andy: Well you will. As soon as you visit my new beet farm. [tries desperately to bite into a beet] You're supposed to cook these aren't you?
Dwight Schrute: [scoffs] Cornell. [bites into a beet like an apple]
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Dwight Schrute: [at Phyllis' wedding] Why are all these people here? There's too many people on this earth -- we need a new plague. Who are all these people!?
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[Michael re-plays song sample]
Dwight Schrute: Why don't you just buy the whole song?
Michael Scott: I don't have to buy it. I just want to taste it... I just want a lil' taste of it.
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Michael Scott: I know a ton of 14-year-old girls that could kick Dwight''s ass.
Jim Halpert: You know a ton of 14-year-old girls?
Dwight Schrute: What belt are they?
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Dwight Schrute: Phyllis, someone let the air out of your tires. Come quick.
Phyllis: Oh dear.
[cut to shot of Phyllis' deflated tires]
Dwight Schrute: I had to get your attention, this is an emergency.
Phyllis: Why couldn't have just said it, why did you actually do it?
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Dwight Schrute: You just wait for next year's supply magazine to come out and find someone who's not dead.
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Dwight Schrute: Attention office. Who here is planning a trip to Youngstown, Ohio? I will take your silence to mean that you are all hiding something.
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Jim Halpert: Excuse me, how long is the wait for a table for two?
Dwight Schrute: I would never, ever serve you. Not in a million, billion years
Pam Beasley: It's a nice tux.
Dwight Schrute: I know. It belonged to my grandfather. He was buried in it so... family heirloom.
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Dwight Schrute What side of the list am I on?
Jim Halpert [checks] Left.
Dwight Schrute YES!
Jim Halpert Why are you-- how do you know--?
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Dwight Schrute: Oscar visited Mexico when he was five to attend his great-grandmothers funeral. What does that mean to the United States law enforcement officer? He's a potential drug mule.
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