Kevin Quotes From The Office
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| Angela: | Oscar is off sick. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's unacceptable. |
| Angela: | I agree, that is unnacceptable. |
| [they stare at each other] | |
| Kevin: | ...What are you guys doing? |
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| Kevin: | You should go to Hedonism. |
| Jim Halpert: | What is that? |
| Kevin: | It's like Club Med, but everything is naked. |
| Jim Halpert: | I was thinking more like Europe, or something like that. But... good... second choice. |
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| Michael Scott: | [on his cellphone] No, I'll talk to her. No, nobody talks to my baby that way. Yeah I'll let you know how it goes. Alright. Bye, Pickle. [hangs up and walks into the conference room] Pamela Morgan Beesly you need to apologize to your mother right now. |
| Angela: | I'm sorry, I was told I have the floor. |
| Oscar: | Whoa hold on, hold on. What's going on? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing! Nothing at all. "It's all goood." |
| Pam Beesly: | I'm not apologizing to anyone. Michael owes ME an apology. |
| Michael Scott: | For trying to find happiness in the arms of a lover? |
| Pam Beesly: | Don't call my mother your lover! |
| Kevin: | Yes! That's what I'm talking about. |
| Andy: | That is not ok dude! |
| Michael Scott: | Ok, in my defence-- |
| Phyllis: | Disgusting. |
| Creed: | That's messed up man. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yes. Thank you. Welcome to my personal hell! |
| Oscar: | You have no sense of boundaries, Michael. |
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| Angela: | How many gods do you have? |
| Kelly: | Like hundreds I think, maybe more than that. |
| Angela: | [points to poster on the wall] And that blue, busty gal? What's her story? |
| Kevin: | She looks like Pam from the neck down. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [scoffs] Pam wishes. |
| [Pam shakes her head in disbelief at the camera] |
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| Holly | Oh . . . everybody knows about the ultimatum? |
| Kelly | Yes. I told everybody. |
| Holly | [shows off her undecorated ring fingers] |
| Kevin | [shows Holly his middle finger] Hey, right back at you, bitch! [Walks away] |
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| [watching Michael in the parking lot through the window] | |
| Andy: | What is he doing... it looks like he's saying something. |
| Kevin: | I think he's singing. |
| Oscar: | I can't believe this is really happening. |
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| Oscar: | What are you doing? |
| Kevin: | I'm trying to decide if I have time to pee. |
| Oscar: | How long do you take to pee? |
| Kevin: | The peeing is fast, Oscar. It's getting my tie back on. |
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| [Creed walks into the office dressed as the Joker] | |
| Oscar: | Whoa! Awesome! |
| Creed: | Let's put a smile on that FACE! [walks away] |
| [Kevin stands up from behind his desk, also dressed as the Joker] | |
| Kevin: | Damn it, Creed! I've been up since four! |
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| Oscar: | Kevin and I play this paper football game when Michael's out. |
| Kevin: | Or when we're bored. |
| Jim Halpert: | [uncovers the score-keeping sheet] Oh my God! Wait, this goes back two years. |
| Kevin: | We're bored a lot. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Do more stupid faces! |
| Kevin: | Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces. |