Jim Halpert Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: What did I do to deserve this?
Pam Beesly: Are you sad that Dwight beat you?
Jim Halpert: No.
Pam Beesly: Are you going to cry Jim? Do you need a tissue?
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Dwight Schrute: Where is my desk?
Jim Halpert: That is weird.
Dwight Schrute: This is not funny. This is totally unprofessional.
Jim Halpert: Okay, well you're the one who lost the desk.
Dwight Schrute: I did not lose my desk!
Jim Halpert: Okay, calm down. Where was the last place you saw it?
Dwight Schrute: Okay, who moved my desk!
Jim Halpert: I think you should retrace your steps.
Dwight Schrute: I am going to tell Michael and this entire office will be punished.
Jim Halpert: [Directing Dwight to his desk] Colder....warmer.....little warmer....there you go...ooo warmer....warmer....warmer, warmer....COLD, COLD, COLD...back up....oooo....warmer...HOT, RED HOT.
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Michael Scott: I really need my job back. We made a terrible mistake here.
Jim Halpert: For the record, I fought this, alright? And now, I'm not really sure what we do.
Michael Scott: We make a poster that says happy opposite day and she sees it on her way out.. no, that's stupid. Oh I wish we had one of those amnesia flashlights from Men In Black.
Jim Halpert: Hey, what was that movie, where their boss was within earshot and they could've just gone talk to her.
Michael Scott: Lethal Weapon?
Jim Halpert: That's it. I think we should do it the Lethal Weapon way.
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[Jim enters Michael's office where Oscar, Stanley, Kelly and Creed are sitting across from Michael]
Jim Halpert: Ok I thought I saw people missing.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Just focus grouping a product expansion idea to these folks. Got one of each.
Jim Halpert: Really. Hey Stanley, what was the last thing Michael said before I came through the door.
Michael Scott: Stanley you don't need to answer that.
Jim Halpert: Stanley?
Stanley: "If you don't smell this you're fired."
Jim Halpert: Ok. Michael, I thought we agreed to not take up people's time with meetings like these.
Michael Scott: What do you mean by "these people"?
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Jim Halpert: Hey Pam... I think that's empty.
Pam Beesly: No, 'cause the ice melts and then it's like... second drink!
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Jim Halpert: Aaaand that is why we waited so long to tell people.
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Jim Halpert: [picking up his cellphone] Hey! Can't really talk now. What's up?
Pam Beesly: Just checkin' in. How's it going?
Jim Halpert: Ahh. You know. We'll see. We'll see.
Pam Beesly: I just drove twenty miles round trip to the office to get Michael a single sheet of white paper. So, I could have just had him fax it to me, I guess.
Jim Halpert: [laughing] Oh, I like you.
Pam Beesly: Talk to you later?
Jim Halpert: Yeah! Alright. Bye.
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Karen: Do you still have feelings for her?
Jim Halpert: ...Yes.
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Andy: You can't let a girl feel good about herself. It will backfire on you. Every compliment has to be backhanded. Oh I like your dress, but I'd like it better if you had prettier hair.
Pam Beesly: That's psychotic. [pause] Do guys actually do that?
Jim Halpert: Well guys with girlfriends don't.
Andy: That's low, Tuna.
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Jim Halpert: Hey Kelly. What's up?
Kelly: Nothing oh! Except oh my God, Jim! Last night, Ryan and I totally, finally hooked up. It was awesome.
Jim Halpert: Oh. That's great. I'm really happy for you.
Kelly: I know, and it was so funny because we were at this bar with his friends, and I was sitting next to him the whole night, and he wasn't making a move, so in my head I was like, 'Ryan! What's taking you so long?' And then, he kissed me, and I didn't know what to say, so I said, 'Ryan! What took you so long?'
Jim Halpert: Wow.
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Kevin: Hey Jim, you wanna go in the women's bathroom?
Jim Halpert: Uh, no. Thank you though.
Kevin: You aren't curious?
Jim Halpert: Not really, I've seen the bathroom before.
Kevin: Yeah, but, it's every guy's fantasy.
Jim Halpert: I think you mean a girl's locker room. And in the fantasy there's usually girls in it.
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Jim Halpert: Once a year Dwight holds a seminar updating us on the newest developments in the world of karate... because as we all know, the one thing thousand year martial arts do all the time is change.
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