Erin Quotes From The Office
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| Andy: | Whoa traffic jam! |
| Erin: | Uh oh traffic jam on Route 3! |
| Andy: | Beep beep! |
| Erin: | Beep! Twenty people dead in a pileup! |
| Andy: | There's blood everywhere! |
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| Susan: | Um do you think it would be possible to move to that desk over there because this seems a bit cramped and I don't have a computer... |
| Erin: | Oh well that's a sales desk. |
| Kevin: | Yeah. You need to be over here with us accountants. Just sit here, and be quiet. And if you have a question, just raise your hand. But I'm gonna save you some time Sweetie, and give you the answer now: I. Don't. Know. |
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| Erin: | Disposable cameras are fun although it does seem wasteful and you don't ever get to see your pictures. If it's an important event that you want to remember, I recommend using a real camera. But, I don't care if I forget today. |
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| Erin: | I'm a little sick but I don't want to miss my date with Andy. I'll get better. Whenever I get sick it goes away within a few hours. Except once when I was in the hospital, from age three to six. |
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| Erin | [catches Robert's glance] Here we go. |
| Robert California | Hello! |
| Erin | Robert California. Let's have a conversation! |
| Robert California | Describe your day so far. |
| Erin | Well, I woke up, and-- |
| Robert California | Erin when you recount your day never say you woke up. That's a waste of your time. That's how every day is begun for everyone since the dawn of man. |
| Erin | Very smart. Very smart! ...Suddenly, I was awake. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | There's only a handful of reasons why someone would ever go to a courthouse in Ohio, and not be charged with a crime. To claim an inheritance from a deceased relative, to obtain a learners permit at age fourteen and a half instead of fifteen-- Erin. Let me see your birth certificate. |
| Erin: | Sure! |