Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beesley: Ok Michael. You know what, I might have a name for you.
Michael Scott: Oh really. What's her name? Burger King?
Pam Beesley: No. She's really nice and sweet. You guys might actually get along.
Michael Scott: I don't.. I don't think I'm ready-- is she hot?
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Michael Scott: Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting.
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Michael Scott: You know who used to sit at that desk?
Dwight Schrute: That guy, Miles, who quit to form his own company.
Michael Scott: Todd Packer.
Dwight Schrute: I thought he was out on the road.
Michael Scott: He was, but that desk was empty. He would come in and sit there some times.
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Michael Scott: You know what? Screw corporate. Nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend.
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Michael Scott: Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry.
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Michael Scott: He was driving, on the road, and he went under a truck. And that's when his h-head was, seperated, from, the rest of him. I will let you know more as soon as I find out.
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Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Pam Beesly: I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs]
Michael Scott: [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me.
Jim Halpert: Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here?
Michael Scott: What's up-dog?
Jim Halpert: Nothing much, what's up with you?
Michael Scott: Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant!
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[Michael picks up the ringing phone]
Michael Scott: Michael Scott, as seen on TV.
Packer: [over the phone] I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener.
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Michael Scott: What, uh, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in? You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, cd player?
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Michael Scott: Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I donno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy.
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Michael Scott: Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along.
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Michael Scott: Time to make the donuts!
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