Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Dwight Schrute: Hey! We nailed the sale! [holds hand up for a high five]
Michael Scott: Where were you this morning?
Dwight Schrute: I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.
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Michael Scott: [to Jan over the phone] Hey, how's traffic? I miss you- what?
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Michael Scott: Hey Jim, I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet.
Jim Halpert: That might be a little difficult with the one computer.
Michael Scott: Uh, doesn't...
Jim Halpert: There's definitely a desk open in the back.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Jim Halpert: Which I guess I'll be taking.
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Michael Scott: Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess.
Pam Beesly: Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later?
Jim Halpert: Good one.
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[Toby walks in wearing a bow-tie]
Michael Scott: Oh... my God. That's why people are leaving. I have no words.
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Michael Scott: Hi! Sorry, to interrupt, a little time sensitive. [to Donna] Do you, Donna, by any chance happen to shop at Victoria Secret?
Jim Halpert: What.
Michael Scott: Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me?
Jim Halpert: None of this is time sensitive.
Michael Scott: Uh, yes. Uh, the sale is on now through May.
Donna: Oh, yeah, thank you!
Michael Scott: OK, I have more of them.
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Michael Scott: Business to business. The old fashion way. No blackberries. No websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people.
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[driving back to the office after Erin freaks out at lunch]
Michael Scott: Did you have a--did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch.
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Holly: I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us?
Michael Scott: Not if we turn these dials alll the way down. [increases mic volume] And now they can't hear us at all.
Holly: Oh good.
Michael Scott: We're totally alone!
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Danny: Ok so you setup this fake company, then you hired this homeless women to impersonate an executive, to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique.
Michael Scott: Yes and it's the sincerest form of flattery!
Danny: Or, crazy!
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Michael Scott: Am I going to tell them? No, I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
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Michael Scott: I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time my best friend was my grandmother. And then she met Harriet. And now she thinks she better than everybody.
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