Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: Don't move a muscle, I will be back momentarily. [laughing] Finish your drink and I'll be back.
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Michael Scott: Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you...
Pam Beesly: Um. I donno.
Michael Scott: You said good luck to Jim and he walked in.
Pam Beesly: Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious.
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Michael Scott: What's going on? Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal. Let's make a deal. So what is the deal?
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Michael Scott: Okay. Wendy. "Hot and juicy redhead." I'll give this a try. [dials number]
Woman: Wendy.
Michael Scott: Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend, Michael.
Woman: This.. isn't Wendy.
Michael Scott: Oh I'm sorry could you put her on please.
Woman: Dude, this is a Wendy's resturant.
Michael Scott: Okay.. Okay. Could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato please.
Woman: You have to come to the resturant to order food.
Michael Scott: Well I'll send somebody to pick it up. Just have it ready.
Woman: It's ready now.
Michael Scott: Well put it aside. [hangs up phone]
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Michael Scott: Just wait. 10 years, you'll figure it out.
Jim Halpert: Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but...
Michael Scott: That's what I said. [pause] That's what she said.
Jim Halpert: That's what who said?
Michael Scott: I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension, when things sort of get hard--
Jim Halpert: That's what she said.
Michael Scott: Hey! Nice! Really good. [pause] Bravo. My young 'ward.
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Michael Scott: WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?!
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Michael Scott: Who is he?
Donna: What--what do you mean?
Michael Scott: Whose the guy? Who is it?
Donna: It's you. I'm married.
Michael Scott: I'm the mistress?
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Michael Scott: Your nephew... He in good shape?
Oscar: Yeah.
Michael Scott: How many miles did he do last year?
Oscar: Last year he walked 18 miles.
Michael Scott: Son of a bitch. [covering] That is impressive. Good for him.
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Michael Scott: You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath her.
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Michael Scott: I, um, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting Back to the Future. Back, because it's on my back; and future because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead, into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie.
Woman: I've never heard of that movie.
Michael Scott: Back to the Future? Ho! Wow! Well you should take a film education course.
Woman: How old are you?
Michael Scott: Thirty-- I'm- I'm in my forties.
Woman: Wow. That's so cool.
Michael Scott: Yeah.
Woman: Well I'm gonna go back to my group now.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay.
Woman: Thanks for the drink.
Michael Scott: You are welcome.
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Assistant: You have a call from Eddie Murphy.
Ryan: Hello.
Michael Scott: Shrek! I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey Shrek!
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Michael Scott: [after sipping wine] That is sort of an oaky afterbirth.
Jim Halpert: What was that?
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