Michael Scott Quotes From The Office
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| Michael Scott: | Don't move a muscle, I will be back momentarily. [laughing] Finish your drink and I'll be back. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey. What do you think he and David are talking about? What do you... |
| Pam Beesly: | Um. I donno. |
| Michael Scott: | You said good luck to Jim and he walked in. |
| Pam Beesly: | Did I? Doesn't sound like me. Not very superstitious. |
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| Michael Scott: | What's going on? Do we have a deal? Deal or no deal. Let's make a deal. So what is the deal? |
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| Michael Scott: | Okay. Wendy. "Hot and juicy redhead." I'll give this a try. [dials number] |
| Woman: | Wendy. |
| Michael Scott: | Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend, Michael. |
| Woman: | This.. isn't Wendy. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh I'm sorry could you put her on please. |
| Woman: | Dude, this is a Wendy's resturant. |
| Michael Scott: | Okay.. Okay. Could I just have a Frosty and a baked potato please. |
| Woman: | You have to come to the resturant to order food. |
| Michael Scott: | Well I'll send somebody to pick it up. Just have it ready. |
| Woman: | It's ready now. |
| Michael Scott: | Well put it aside. [hangs up phone] |
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| Michael Scott: | Just wait. 10 years, you'll figure it out. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but... |
| Michael Scott: | That's what I said. [pause] That's what she said. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's what who said? |
| Michael Scott: | I never know. I just say it. I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension, when things sort of get hard-- |
| Jim Halpert: | That's what she said. |
| Michael Scott: | Hey! Nice! Really good. [pause] Bravo. My young 'ward. |
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| Michael Scott: | WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?! |
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| Michael Scott: | Who is he? |
| Donna: | What--what do you mean? |
| Michael Scott: | Whose the guy? Who is it? |
| Donna: | It's you. I'm married. |
| Michael Scott: | I'm the mistress? |
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| Michael Scott: | Your nephew... He in good shape? |
| Oscar: | Yeah. |
| Michael Scott: | How many miles did he do last year? |
| Oscar: | Last year he walked 18 miles. |
| Michael Scott: | Son of a bitch. [covering] That is impressive. Good for him. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know, if we hung Holly from the ceiling, we'd have to kiss underneath her. |
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| Michael Scott: | I, um, thought about getting a tattoo on my back as well at one point. I was thinking about getting Back to the Future. Back, because it's on my back; and future because I'm the kind of guy who likes to look ahead, into the future. I just think a tattoo should mean something, you know? And it's my second favorite movie. |
| Woman: | I've never heard of that movie. |
| Michael Scott: | Back to the Future? Ho! Wow! Well you should take a film education course. |
| Woman: | How old are you? |
| Michael Scott: | Thirty-- I'm- I'm in my forties. |
| Woman: | Wow. That's so cool. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. |
| Woman: | Well I'm gonna go back to my group now. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, okay. |
| Woman: | Thanks for the drink. |
| Michael Scott: | You are welcome. |
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| Assistant: | You have a call from Eddie Murphy. |
| Ryan: | Hello. |
| Michael Scott: | Shrek! I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey Shrek! |
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| Michael Scott: | [after sipping wine] That is sort of an oaky afterbirth. |
| Jim Halpert: | What was that? |