Michael Scott Quotes From The Office
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hey! We nailed the sale! [holds hand up for a high five] |
| Michael Scott: | Where were you this morning? |
| Dwight Schrute: | I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow. |
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| Michael Scott: | [to Jan over the phone] Hey, how's traffic? I miss you- what? |
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| Michael Scott: | Hey Jim, I thought that we would be desk buddies while they changed my carpet. |
| Jim Halpert: | That might be a little difficult with the one computer. |
| Michael Scott: | Uh, doesn't... |
| Jim Halpert: | There's definitely a desk open in the back. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah. |
| Jim Halpert: | Which I guess I'll be taking. |
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| Michael Scott: | Ok. We need, a golden ticket idea idea, to get us out of this mess. |
| Pam Beesly: | Does that mean an idea that blows up in our faces later? |
| Jim Halpert: | Good one. |
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| [Toby walks in wearing a bow-tie] | |
| Michael Scott: | Oh... my God. That's why people are leaving. I have no words. |
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| Michael Scott: | Hi! Sorry, to interrupt, a little time sensitive. [to Donna] Do you, Donna, by any chance happen to shop at Victoria Secret? |
| Jim Halpert: | What. |
| Michael Scott: | Because I keep getting these magazines sent to me via the address of the woman who used to live in my condo before me? |
| Jim Halpert: | None of this is time sensitive. |
| Michael Scott: | Uh, yes. Uh, the sale is on now through May. |
| Donna: | Oh, yeah, thank you! |
| Michael Scott: | OK, I have more of them. |
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| Michael Scott: | Business to business. The old fashion way. No blackberries. No websites. I would like to see a website deliver baskets of food to people. |
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| [driving back to the office after Erin freaks out at lunch] | |
| Michael Scott: | Did you have a--did you like your lunch? Did you have a good lunch? Did you like that? Did you enjoy your food? It was good. I liked my lunch. |
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| Holly: | I didn't forget my keys, I just didn't want to make out with you in front of the cameras. Do you think they can hear us? |
| Michael Scott: | Not if we turn these dials alll the way down. [increases mic volume] And now they can't hear us at all. |
| Holly: | Oh good. |
| Michael Scott: | We're totally alone! |
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| Danny: | Ok so you setup this fake company, then you hired this homeless women to impersonate an executive, to spy on me so that you could copy my sales technique. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes and it's the sincerest form of flattery! |
| Danny: | Or, crazy! |
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| Michael Scott: | Am I going to tell them? No, I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer. |
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| Michael Scott: | I am actually great with old women. In fact, for the longest time my best friend was my grandmother. And then she met Harriet. And now she thinks she better than everybody. |