Michael Scott Quotes From The Office
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| Pam Beesley: | Ok Michael. You know what, I might have a name for you. |
| Michael Scott: | Oh really. What's her name? Burger King? |
| Pam Beesley: | No. She's really nice and sweet. You guys might actually get along. |
| Michael Scott: | I don't.. I don't think I'm ready-- is she hot? |
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| Michael Scott: | Am I worried that Jim and David are having a meeting without me? No. Because we are the three amigos. And once in a while, one of the amigos will go off, to the bathroom, while the other two have a secret meeting. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know who used to sit at that desk? |
| Dwight Schrute: | That guy, Miles, who quit to form his own company. |
| Michael Scott: | Todd Packer. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I thought he was out on the road. |
| Michael Scott: | He was, but that desk was empty. He would come in and sit there some times. |
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| Michael Scott: | You know what? Screw corporate. Nobody's coming in tomorrow. You have the day off. Like coming in an extra day is gonna prevent us from being downsized. Have a good weekend. |
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| Michael Scott: | Toby Flenderson is everything that is wrong with the paper industry. |
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| Michael Scott: | He was driving, on the road, and he went under a truck. And that's when his h-head was, seperated, from, the rest of him. I will let you know more as soon as I find out. |
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| Jim Halpert: | Nothing much, what's up with you? |
| Pam Beesly: | I cannot believe I fell for that. [laughs] |
| Michael Scott: | [walks in] What? Where's the funny? Give it to me. |
| Jim Halpert: | Um, is it just me, or does it smell like up-dog in here? |
| Michael Scott: | What's up-dog? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nothing much, what's up with you? |
| Michael Scott: | Oh, oh, wow! I walked right into that. Oh, that's brilliant! |
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| [Michael picks up the ringing phone] | |
| Michael Scott: | Michael Scott, as seen on TV. |
| Packer: | [over the phone] I saw you on the news and I want to pinch your tiny wiener. |
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| Michael Scott: | What, uh, what is your commute like? How long does it take to get in? You know, I should make you a mix. Do you have a, uh, cd player? |
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| Michael Scott: | Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I donno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy. |
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| Michael Scott: | Gabe seems tall. Hope we get along. |
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| Michael Scott: | Time to make the donuts! |