Michael Scott Quotes From The Office

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Michael Scott: [holding snack plate] Snack time! It’s the witching hour. It is the sandwiching hour.
Phyllis: What kind of sandwhiches?
Michael Scott: PB&J. My mom's recipe.
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David Wallace: How could you possibly think that the appropriate way to announce a branch closing was at a compant picinic?
Michael Scott: Well, I didnt know that they didnt know.
David Wallace: What about the fact that they're here today? What about that? That didn't throw up any alarms? No, Michael needed a little but for his comedy sketch and he thought 'Oh hey, this'll be really funny'.
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Andy: Big idea. Double wedding. Me, Angela, you, Holly.
Michael Scott: No, we would never do that, and if we did it would be with Jim and Pam.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, we'd never do that.
Michael Scott: Yeah, so there you go.
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Michael Scott: Who here has been the but of a joke that has gone too far? Phyllis.
Phyllis: Michael you make fun of us everyday.
Kevin: Yeah. Every single day.
Michael Scott: Uh, you never said anything.
Meredith: Uh we have. Countless times.
Michael Scott: Well it is hard to tell the difference between you guys saying "Stop! Because I want you to stop" and "Stop!" as in "Stop you're making making me laugh so hard. What you're doing is so funny. You are on a roll I am a busting a gut. Stoppp!"
Angela: That's never been the case.
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Michael Scott: Got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know? They just relax. They party all the time.
Pam Beesly: It's kind of an impoverished country.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Gosh. Great.
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Oscar: Once, once one in a while, I, I'll take a long lunch break.
Michael Scott: A siesta!
Dwight Schrute: Time thief! Time thief! Fire him!
Jim Halpert: Dwight, you've really never stolen any company time?
Dwight Schrute: Never!
Michael Scott: You are a thief of joy.
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Michael Scott: I just don't want my employees thinking that their jobs depend performance. I mean, what sort of place is that to call home? And Meredith needs this job, it's her only source of money.
Holly: Well that's very sweet, but we have to follow the protocol. Those are the rules.
Michael Scott: OK new idea, we don't report her at all. We just punish her.
Holly: We punish her?
Michael Scott: Tell her, can't have sex for 6 months.
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Ryan: It's not part of your job. It's like, maybe you can cook but that doesn't mean you should start a restaurant.
Michael Scott: Well actually I can't cook and I am starting a restaurant. Mike's Cereal Shack. I'm thinking we'll have as many varieties as you can buy in a store.
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Michael Scott: They're wrong, you are creative. You are damn creative. Each and every one of you. You are so much more creative than all the other dry, boring morons that you work with.
Jim Halpert: Who are you talking to, specifically?
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Michael Scott: Oh man, you seem to have caught Jo's eye. How'd you make that happen?
Darryl: I impressed her with my good ideas.
Michael Scott: Mm-hmm! Seriously. How'd you do it.
Darryl: I made a suggestion at the meeting that was good. You were there...
Michael Scott: How do I put this delicately... Does her family owe your family something? In terms of a past injustice.
Darryl: Now Mike I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. So I can learn about this tiny, television [turning on his monitor]
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Michael Scott: As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake. So without further adue, let's all start clapping.
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