Random Quotes from The Office

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Andy: Do you have a minute?
Darryl: I'm very busy with time sensitive work.
Andy: Not to go all Sherlock Holmes on you but I can tell by the reflection in your glasses that you're entering points into WeightWatchers.com.
Darryl: If you don't enter them "immediately," you forget. [looks over] What.
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Dwight Schrute: My resolution is: [writes on board] Meet a loose woman.
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Michael Scott: Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
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Ryan: Hey guys! What's happening? How's my favorite branch doing!
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Dwight Schrute: Do you even know anything about paper? How it's made?
Interviewee: I saw an episode on how they make paper on Sesame Street.
Dwight Schrute: Get out!
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Micheal Scott Do you even know how paper is made? Its not like steal. You don't put it into a furnace. If you put paper into a furnace do you know what would happen? You’d ruin it.
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Creed: I hate Devil's Food.
Jim Halpert: Well I think Meredith--
Creed: Screw Meredith! I don't think it's fair to let someone else pick the cake on my birthday.
Jim Halpert: Everybody's birthday.
Creed: Today is actually my birthday and I wanna pick the cake.
Jim Halpert: What do you want?
Creed: Pie. Peach pie.
Jim Halpert: You want a birthday pie?
Creed: I want a nice cobbler.
Jim Halpert: Well I'll talk to Angela and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie.
Creed: I don't care who you talk to just make it happen.
Jim Halpert: It'll be Angela.
Creed: Tell her it's for Creed. She'll know what that means.
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Jim Halpert: Mmm... I'd say one in six.
Pam Beesly: What?
Jim Halpert: Oh I thought you asked me what our chances were of being murdered here tonight.
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Andy: It's like we're touring Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and dropping off, one by one... Well, guess what? I'm not falling in a chocolate river.
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Dwight Schrute: I need to change my emergency contact information from Michael Scott.
Ryan: Okay, to what?
Dwight Schrute: Just put... the hospital. Contact number... just put 911. [Dwight leaves]
Michael Scott: He is such a sore loser. You heard, obviously, that I mopped the floor with him this afternoon. ...You know what? Um, do yourself a favor. Just leave me as his contact and I will call the hospital. Cut out the middle man.
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Dwight Schrute: What's the plan?
Michael Scott: Go to New York, confront the CFO, show him he's making a mistake, save the branch.
Dwight Schrute: Can I drive?
Michael Scott: No way.
Dwight Schrute: Shotgun!
Michael Scott: No. There's no one else.
Dwight Schrute: Still.
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Dwight Schrute: What's this? What's the Fist?
Jim Halpert: Oh, it's just a social club. You know, like the French Revolution, or the Black Panthers, or communism. It's just a club. Guys talking, you know.
Dwight Schrute: You expect me to believe that you're starting a rebellion?
Jim Halpert: Nope. Social club. God, I hate when everybody calls us a rebellion.
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