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[calling from the Michael Scott Paper Company delivery van at 5am]
Michael Scott: Hellooo! Time to make the donuts! Oh Halpert! Wow! Boner patrol. Arrest that man! Your donuts make me go nuts!
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Michael Scott: She threw a Dundee at my plasma tv.
Police officer: Do you want to press charges?
Michael Scott: Will she get in trouble?
Police officer: Yes. She'll be charged.
Michael Scott: I'll take the fall for this one.
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Michael Scott: Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies!
Kevin: Nice!
Phyllis: I love their breadsticks!
Pam Beesly: Oh their breadsticks are like crack!
Ryan: I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack.
Pam Beesly: Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use?
Ryan: I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking.
Pam Beesly: You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad.
Michael Scott: Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right?
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Oscar: When I was younger I always wanted to be an actor in commericals then I realized I had a brain.
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Michael Scott: As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake. So without further adue, let's all start clapping.
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[deleted scenes]
Jim Halpert: What are you doing?
Creed: [while unbuttoning his shirt] We're not playing Strip-Pong?
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David Wallace: I just wanna say that this golden ticket idea is one of the most brilliant signs of initiative I've ever seen at this company and how about a big round of applause for mister Dwight Schrute!
Jim Halpert: Alright Dwight!
David Wallace: This is huge!
Dwight Schrute: That's what she said.
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Kevin: I work hard all day. I like knowing, that there's going to be a break. Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
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Michael Scott: [on the phone] I am. I am getting out there. Well, no, I've asked a lot of girls to dance, Mom, they're just- it's not- listen to me for a second. Yes I shaved the back of my neck. Oh my God, Mom I've gotta go one of my friends is getting beat up by some girls!
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Creed: These are terrible, boss. You've gotta make them in a circle so they cook evenly.
Michael Scott: They're shaped like paper.
Creed: Well I don't even want these. [unloads pancakes from under jacket]
Meredith: I'll take 'em for my kid.
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Jim Halpert: He's gonna kill himself, pretending to kill himself.
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Michael Scott: Did you ever have intercourse in this office?
[Dwight says nothing]
Oscar: Are you serious? [scoffs disgustedly] Where?
[Dwight stares at Oscar]
Oscar: [aggressively] Where?
[Dwight continues to stare]
Oscar: [now grimacing] Where Dwight?
Dwight Schrute: It seems like you already know where.
[Oscar silently covers his mouth]
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