Oscar Quotes From The Office

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Oscar: If either of these guys are put in charge of the office I will transfer to Albany, Gill can come if he wants. I'm kind of looking for a way out of that relationship anyway. I think I might try girls for a while. Angela thinks I can cross over. We'll see.
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Michael Scott: Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn't trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
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Oscar: The Dunder Mifflin stock symbol is D.M.I. Do you know what that stands for? Dummies, Morons, and Idiots because that's what you'd have to be to own it. And as one of those idiots, I believe the board owes me answers.
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Kevin: Are you kidding me? Pam, and Jim, are hooking up. All they do is smile. They're just keeping it a secret. Right?
[pans to Oscar]
Oscar: I don't know. There is no evidence of intimacy. They've been in remarkably good moods, it could be other things.
Kevin: Are you kidding me!?
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Oscar: I've been here nine years now all of a sudden I'm supposed to park half a mile away?
Andy: I lost a penny out of my loafers, Oscar.
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Kevin: [looking through Luke's groceries] Wait. Soy ice cream. Did you get real ice cream?
Pam Beesly: Or enough for everyone?
Luke: No man there was no list. But I got Bagel Chips.
Oscar: Oh my favorite part of an ice cream party. Bagel Chips!
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Oscar: If there's nothing wrong with this Michael, why have you been keeping it a secret?
Michael Scott: Because I wanted you to come to me and say, wow. He is so great and I was gonna say "well it's in the genes." And I was actually going to be wearing jeans. [Dwight giggles] And I'd point to them. Right? No. Because you ruined it.
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Jim Halpert: Before me stands your co-worker, Dwight Kurt Schrute. Dwight show 'em all sides, turn around. Now today we need your help turning Dwight into a gentleman.
Andy: A gentleman, who is a rich snob, who will go into shopping malls and drop huge amounts of cash on clothes.
Stanley: Is he still doing this boycott?
Jim Halpert: No this is instead of the boycott.
Kelly: Your shirt and tie are disgusto-barfo.
Jim Halpert: Agreed.
Dwight Schrute: Really?
Oscar: Maybe something not so monochromatic. Not so matching.
Dwight Schrute: Wait less matching to appear more rich?
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Jim Halpert: You're an exec, at Pennsylvania Solar Tech--
Oscar: That sounds fake!
Dwight Schrute: I told you! You are an exec at Stark Industries! A corporation you inherited from your father--
Jim Halpert: Stop! Stop. Stop it. Here's the story. They need Meredith somewhere else ASAP. Ok? So you're taking over you just gotta get her outta there as soon as you can. Alright?
Oscar: Ok I can do that, then what?
Dwight Schrute: Make him pitch to you! You gotta see what he's got. And remember, you're not gay!
Jim Halpert: Stop it!
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