Pam Quotes From The Office
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| Karen: | Hey. Hi guys! |
| [camera pans to show Karen walking over, pregnant] | |
| Michael Scott: | Oh my God... Is that Jim's? |
| Karen: | What? |
| Pam Beesly: | Michael! |
| Karen: | Of course not. |
| Michael Scott: | Ok. Wow. Oh man! Head just exploded. Ooooh thank God. [to Pam] For everybody, right? Whookay. Wow you're huge! That's, incredible. I-- God. Sorry, sorry. My head is-- I'm just-- I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex. And-- |
| Karen: | Let's just get this over with, shall we. Mm-hmm. |
| Michael Scott: | [to himself] Ten. Ten months? |
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| Phyllis: | Hey Pam. By the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. Okay? |
| Pam Beesly: | Okay. |
| Phyllis: | Okay. |
| Jim Halpert: | O-kay. |
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| Pam Beesly: | No, Dwight is not my friend... |
| [pause] | |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh my God, Dwight is kind of my friend. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Yeah, he tried to set up my Tivo for me, but then I did have audio for a week. |
| Michael Scott: | If you ever need any help, I'm just a phone call away. |
| Jan: | I bet you are. |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Shalom. I would like to apply for a loan. |
| Pam Beesly: | That's nice, Dwight. |
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| Jim Halpert: | So, Dwight heard you were having a really rough day, so he generously offered to wash our car. |
| Pam Beesly: | Aww he did that for me? |
| Jim Halpert: | Yes. He did. You know what's nice? Night swimming in Bio Bay. Remember that older couple whose kids were also named Jim and Pam? |
| Pam Beesly: | [laughs] Yeah... Mmmm, say more nice things. |
| Jim Halpert: | Well, we went on a Segway tour and we're awesome at it. Yes we are. And... Franken Beans! |
| Pam Beesly: | Maybe I'm overreacting. |
| Jim Halpert: | Yeah. Maybe. |
| Pam Beesly: | But I don't think I am. |
| Jim Halpert: | You're not. Nope. Nope... |
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| Pam Beesly | Oscar thinks having a dog is just like having a baby. |
| Angela | NEWSFLASH! If you didn't carry it around in your belly for nine months, it isn't your kid! |
| Pam Beesly | Exactly. Unless you're adopted of course. |
| Angela | That is where we disagree. |
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| Pam Beasley: | [discussing Michael and Jan's sex life] Michael, you need to get out of this. |
| Michael Scott: | No, she-she's just fooling around. It's a women thing. |
| Pam Beasley: | No, normal women don't do stuff like that. This is bad. |
| Michael Scott: | [starts to cry] |
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| Michael Scott: | You sort of disappeared there for a while. Where you been? |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah I needed to take care of some stuff. |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah? |
| Pam Beesly: | That's as specific as I'd like to be. |
| Michael Scott: | Well at least you're still being honest with me. |
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| Pam Beesly: | Do you want me to ask where you're going? |
| Michael Scott: | No. |
| Pam Beesly: | Great. |
| Michael Scott: | Dwight will be driving me deep into the Pennsylvania wilderness, where he will then leave me. To either die, or to survive. The choice is yours. |
| Jim Halpert: | ...No. The choice is actually yours. |
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| Pam Beesly: | I have a ton of stuff to do for the wedding, and I have to do it in the office. And that can be kind of awkward. Um, just because people can get all weird about wedding stuff, and I just I don't want to offend Angela. Or someone. |