Pam Quotes From The Office

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Kevin: What does a bean mean?
Pam Beesly: Why aren't there any beans on this very old, frizzy-haired picture of me?
Kevin: Michael, what does a bean mean.
Pam Beesly: Jim?
Jim Halpert: I was just trying to be unbiased.
Kevin: WHAT DOES A BEAN MEAN.
Oscar: Would someone please explain to Kevin?
Meredith: Why can't you? My time is just as valuable as yours.
Phyllis: Not according to the beans.
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Pam Beesly: We're small, but we're eager to make a name for ourselves.
Man: Do you have a card?
Pam Beesly: [pause] No, I don't have a card, but I'll do you one better. A little scrap of paper [tears off a corner of paper]
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Pam Beesley: We found a great local daycare. It's rated really high by all the local parenting websites. That means it's really hard to get into.
Jim Halpert: It turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their kids.
Pam Beasley: We're hoping our interview seals the deal.
Jim Halpert: But if not, theres always the army. The infantry.
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Pam Beesly: No, Dwight is not my friend...
[pause]
Pam Beesly: Oh my God, Dwight is kind of my friend.
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Angela: And where do you think you're going?
Pam Beesly: I was just going to go down to the hotel bar for a little bit.
Angela: Well why don't I just save you some time and kick you in the stomach instead?
Pam Beesly: I just wanted to get out of my room for a little bit.
Angela: Mmhmm. Ok. I'll go with you. Come on!
Pam Beesly: Ah never mind.
Angela: Are you sure?
Pam Beesly: Yep.
Angela: Could be fun!
Pam Beesly: No.
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Pam Beesly: No, I didn't mind helping Jim with his problem. That's what friends do. I, help, Phyllis all the time. Just yesterday, I untangled a piece of tape from her hair. So, yeah.
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Pam Beesly: If I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally not true and I do not agree with, you would maybe not be a very good driver.
Dwight Schrute: Oh man! Am I a woman?
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Jim Halpert: Look. I know. I bought this without asking you and, it doesn't, look great. I know that. And if you really hate it, I totally understand. It's just--
Pam Beesly: I love it.
Jim Halpert: You do.
Pam Beesly: Yeah. I love it!
Jim Halpert: Really?
Pam Beesly: [freaking out] I mean you bought me a house!
Jim Halpert: Oh my God.
Pam Beesly: You bought me a house!
Jim Halpert: [beaming] Yeah. I did.
[Pam kisses Jim]
Pam Beesly: Oh. Do we have to sleep in your parents' bedroom?
Jim Halpert: No. No we'll just board that up. It'll be that weird spare room that people ask us about.
Pam Beesly: And the clown?
Jim Halpert: Yeah I really can't move him.
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Pam Beesly: Now that I think about it, Angela and Andy might actually make a good couple... but I couldn't do that to Dwight. Or Angela... or Andy.
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Pam Beesly: Seriously? This is what's so important, putting naked pictures on the desktop.
Ryan Howard: That's me and my friend Jasmine from Thailand.
Pam Beesly: I don't wanna look at your friend's boobs all day.
Ryan Howard: You could be hot too if you made any effort, at all.
Pam Beesly: Like how? Dying my hair blond?
Ryan Howard: This is from the sun.
Pam Beesly: Oh yeah I bet.
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Angela: Pet Day. I want Pet Day back. No dogs.
Kevin: Put everything back in the vending machine, except the fruit.
Pam Beesly: You have to get rid of all your weapons. All of them. Including Killer Fish.
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