Pam Quotes From The Office

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Pam Beasley: And one time I walked in on him naked... and his thing is so small!
Kevin: How small is it?
Pam Beasley: If it were an Ipod, it'd be a shuffle!
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Michael Scott: Pam you want to rub butter on my foot?
Pam Beasley: No.
Michael Scott: Pam, please. I have Country Crock.
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Michael Scott: Oh good, my hooker's here.
Pam Beasley: Michael, you were expecting me, right?
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Angela: Meredith! If you don't come to my party, you will be very, very sorry.
Meredith: Is that a threat?
Angela: No, it's an invitation.
Pam Beesly: We have vodka!
Karen: Lots of it!
[Meredith joins their party]
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Roy: What's wrong?
Pam Beesly: Nothing. It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got like an entire garden.
Roy: What, you're mad at me?
Pam Beesly: Like, I know that we said no big gifts, but I was hoping you'd get me something for Valentine's Day.
Roy: Well, Valentine's Day isn't over. Let's get you home, and you are going to get the best sex of your life.
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Phyllis: Hey Pam. By the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. Okay?
Pam Beesly: Okay.
Phyllis: Okay.
Jim Halpert: O-kay.
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Ryan: Everybody wants to be rich, but nobody wants to work for it.
Pam Beesly: You came in at 10:30 today, right?
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Michael Scott: I can't do the presentation, I can't. Just... thinking about seeing him, and, thinking about him getting a hold of her and getting to kiss her. Just... Ow God.
Pam Beesly: Listen. When Jim was dating Karen I didn't want to come to work. It was awful. I hated it. I wanted to quit but--
Michael Scott: Please. Come on. I'm going through something. Ok?
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Michael Scott: 1-2-3 what are we gonna do!
Pam Beesly: Corner idea...
Michael Scott: No-- you're supposed to say, "rock the house!"
Ryan: Rock the house!
Pam Beesly: How would we know that?
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