Pam Quotes From The Office

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Jim Halpert: What did I do to deserve this?
Pam Beesly: Are you sad that Dwight beat you?
Jim Halpert: No.
Pam Beesly: Are you going to cry Jim? Do you need a tissue?
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Michael Scott: What happened to you people? "We are just office drones. We are office drones. All we do is work. Is work."
[cut to talking head]
Pam Beesly: If you don't take out his battery he just keeps going all day.
[back to the office]
Pam Beesly: Oh no your battery fell out!
Michael Scott: [dying] I... was just learning to love...
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Dwight Schrute Moving is one the most stressful things you can do in your life. You'll probably take it out on your kid. Jim will turn to the drink. The family will fall apart. And twenty years from now, Cece will be famous. For stripping.
Pam Beesly That's a sad story. I have another one. We move, the other tenants follow. The bank takes the building, takes your farm, takes your car, and beats the crap out of you. Penniless, you die, and my daughter dances on your grave. Fully clothed.
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Pam Halpert I used to be young and cute and sort of funny and, I could do those cute little cartoons and everyone who came through here was like, "who's that receptionist? I like her." Now I'm just a fat mom! Yeah. And you take one look at me and you're like, loser!
Andy Come here, Pam. Chins up ok? [snorts] Bad joke.
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Toby: Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
Pam Beesly: Oh, no, you should go.
Toby: Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art.
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Pam Beesly: My dad spent the night at our place last night. My parents have been fighting for weeks and, it kinda sucks. Jim's been great. But I'm gonna have to buy my dad a robe.
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Pam Beesly: They have new phone systems now, that can ring directly to a salesman, or someone presses star and they go to accounting. Basically ninety-five percent of my job. But I'd like to see a machine that puts out candy for everyone. [long pause] Vending machine.
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Phyllis: Hey Pam. By the way, it's great that you're dating. But when a new client calls, you just have to randomly assign them to a salesperson. You can't base who gets new clients on who you're sleeping with that week. Okay?
Pam Beesly: Okay.
Phyllis: Okay.
Jim Halpert: O-kay.
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