Pam Quotes From The Office

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Angela: You know a baby conceived out of wedlock is still a bastard?
Pam Beesly: What?
Angela: Want me to say it again?
Pam Beesly: Why did that come into your brain.
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Michael Scott: Energize!
Jim Halpert: [whispering] You know what would energize me? If you, Pamela Morgan Beesly...
Pam Beesly: Don't. Don't you dare.
Jim Halpert: would take....
Pam Beesly: If you purpose to me during a Michael meeting, I would say no.
Jim Halpert: Well, it’s too late because... I am purposing that you get me a cup of coffee, which would energize me greatly, making me the happiest man in the world.
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Toby: Oh this looks great. I'd love to be there but my daughter's play is tonight. Dammit! You know, one of the other parents will probably videotape it.
Pam Beesly: Oh, no, you should go.
Toby: Well, it's important to support local art, you know? What they do is not art.
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Dwight Schrute: [picks up pencil between his toes]
Jim Halpert: Why?
Dwight Schrute: Twenty minutes a day Jim, that's all it takes. Twenty minutes a day, all feet, no hands and I'll have the pedi-dexterity of a chimp, and you'll be sitting there like an idiot. [attempts to place pencil in pencil sharpener] Okay. Here we go. Ah, yes. [accidentally kicks items from his desk onto Pam's]
Pam Beesly: Do you mind?
Dwight Schrute: I'm sorry Pam, allow me to write you an apology letter.
Pam Beesly: You don't have to do that.
Dwight Schrute: [typing with his toes] D-E-A. Oop, backspace. A. Dear.
Jim Halpert: [whistling, places cup of coffee onto Dwight's desk] Ahh, Thank you hands. Nothing else in the universe can do what you do.
Dwight Schrute: [lifts cup up with toes]
Jim Halpert: Oh, don't worry about it. Dwight, its okay. You were wrong.
Dwight Schrute: [spills hot coffee on himself] Uhh, aah!
Jim Halpert: Well, A for effort right?
Dwight Schrute: [taps Jim's hand with his foot]
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Pam Halpert: Michael, she's perfect for you.
Oscar: She's the one.
Jim Halpert: She's amazing. This is very exciting.
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Pam Beasley: [talking head] It's awkward asking people for money, but we could really use it. Why doesn't Crate & Barrel let you register for a toaster full of cash?
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Pam Beesly: Michael. Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one sheet of paper. You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, 'are you sure Michael?' And you said, 'Pam! Pam! Pam!' And then you sneezed in my tea and then you said, 'don't worry it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?
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Pam Beesly: Heading out?
Jim Halpert: Yeah. Alright Beesly, Happy Valentine's Day.
Pam Beesly: Bye.
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