The Office Season 7 Quotes - Michael's Last Dundies
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| Michael Scott: | [Arriving at Meredith's rundown house] I've never seen this place in the daylight. |
| DeAngelo: | It reminds me of Katrina. |
| Michael Scott: | Here we go, alright. Got it? Set? [Knocks on door, finds that it's already ajar] Hello? [Turns around to see Meredith wearing a skimpy dress, wobbling towards her house] |
| Meredith: | I'm so busted! Walk of shame! |
| DeAngelo: | Do you usually leave your door unlocked? And ajar? |
| Meredith: | Ah Nice! I got a Dundie nomination! |
| Michael Scott: | Yes you did. That's right! Congratulations Meredith. We should head out. |
| Meredith: | No no no! You guys stay! No no no! I have Vienna Sausages and I have napkins. Let me fix you breakfast! |
| DeAngelo: | [Whispers to Michael] I'm not going in there. |
| Michael Scott: | [Leans nomination against the door and runs away] Go! |
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| Michael Scott: | The Dundies are my baby and they need to go on. When Larry King died, they didn't just cancel his show. They got Pierce Morgan to come in and do his show, and that way, Larry lives on. |
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| Michael Scott: | Anything can happen at the Dundies! They're like the Golden Globes but less mean. |
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| Michael Scott: | Tonight we will be hosting at Louie Volpies! |
| Kevin: | Nice! |
| Phyllis: | I love their breadsticks! |
| Pam Beesly: | Oh their breadsticks are like crack! |
| Ryan: | I love when people say "like crack" when they've obviously never done crack. |
| Pam Beesly: | Well, the breadsticks are like what then, Ryan, what can I use? |
| Ryan: | I don't know, something from your world. The breadsticks are like scrapbooking. |
| Pam Beesly: | You're right, you're right. I'm a middle class broad. |
| Michael Scott: | Shh shh! Okay, okay. Everybody's right. They're like breadsticks on steroids. Right? |
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| DeAngelo: | Not much of a performer, unless you count singing in the shower. |
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| Michael Scott: | Guys! I want you to help us work on some banter. |
| Kevin: | Yes! I love banter. But I hate witty banter. |
| Michael Scott: | Here we go! So DeAngelo! You and I have a lot in common. You lost two hundred pounds and I lose my car keys every morning. |
| DeAngelo: | That is true. We do share some similarities. I know how you can fix one of those problems. For me, it was portion control. For you, you need a key chain. Maybe one with a... |
| Michael Scott: | Okay, okay. You know what, I didn't actually lose my keys... |
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