The Office Season 7 Quotes - WUPHF.com
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| Jim Halpert: | I am on the first hot sales streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding Ceci because, no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. And let's be honest if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything. |
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| Girl: | I found the needle in the hay stack! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Hey congratulations! Do you know what your prize is? |
| Girl: | I 'unno. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Nothing. Life lesson, some tasks are not worth doing. |
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| Michael Scott | [to camera] The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here... no idea where Creed came from. The point is you just have to play with the cards you're dealt. Jim, that guy is an Ace. Dwight is my King up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my Queen. That's easy. Give me a hard one. That's what Oscar said. Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam is a solid seven. And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably like a two, but sometimes twos can be wild. So watch out. And I am obviously the Joker. |
| WUPHF | From Ryan Howard: Decided to sell company. Thanks, bro. Hell of a ride. |
| Michael Scott | [sighs] Thank God. |
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| Michael Scott | Excuse me, everyone... SEX!! Now that I have your attention— |
| Stanley | You still don't have our attention. |
| Michael Scott | It involves your money. |
| Stanley | Ok, now you have it. |
| Kevin | You had me at sex. |
| Michael Scott | Pervert. |
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| Dwight Schrute | [after power outage] Everyone, follow me to the shelter. We've got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation. |
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| Michael Scott | Okay, moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. |
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| Stanley | [to camera] Yes, I have a dream. And it's not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse, and I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there's a button I can press, and I launch that lighthouse into space. |
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| Gabe: | When you're dealing with a large organization, sometimes you have to put up with policies you don't like. I wish my gym didn't allow full nudity in the locker room. Ok so these old guys walking around naked... feels almost passive-agressive. But I deal with it, because it's policy. See what I mean? |
| Jim Halpert: | Nope. |
| Gabe: | Nudity makes me uncomfortable. |
| Jim Halpert: | Ok. |
| Gabe: | My gym allows it. I wish they didn't but it's policy. So I respect it and I just look away. Think about you commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room. |
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| Ryan: | We could sell, but why think so small? We can just get a couple more people involved, and really do this thing our way. |
| Michael Scott: | You and me baby! |
| Ryan: | New investors are key though, that's actually why I came in today. |
| Michael Scott: | Don't you work here full-time? |
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| Ryan Howard | I know I've tapped you so hard. |
| Michael Scott | [smiles] Yes you have tapped this. Hard. [a "That's What She Said" is implied} |
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| Dwight Schrute: | Hello! Welcome to Hay Place. A place for hay! |
| Employee: | Don't forget to make a broom! |
| Dwight Schrute: | Oh, the petting zoo closes at two, and the goat roast is at three! |
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| Gabe: | Is this job really about "the money" for you Jim? I mean, isn't this where you fell in love? |
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| Oscar | Have you thought about using the website as an emergency notification system for say, a school shooting, or a fire? |
| Ryan Howard | No, It's not some digital rape whistle. WUPHF is about fun! Fun, communication, connection. |
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| Dwight Schrute | [to kid, standing on hay bales] Hey, those are show bales, not play bales! |
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