The Office Season 8 Quotes - Tallahassee - Quote #4116
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| Dwight Schrute: | Yes, a complete inability to pass gas, pervert. Ugh, yeah, it's tender. It can't be appendicitis, I eat more than enough bacon. Okay, what poison mimics the symptoms of appendicitis? Oh, you don't know? Hold on. [to Jim] What kind of poison did you use? |
| Jim Halpert: | Dwight, I didn't poison you. I was kidding. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yeah, I'm gonna need an ambulance. Hold on, I have the address in my phone. [sees chart on screen] Hold on. Hold on one second. Quick question. Vice president, who is that? There's no name listed. |
| Nellie: | Is there not? Maybe I'm just waiting for someone to wow me. |
| Emergency Operator: | Sir? Sir, where should we send the ambulance? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Send it to the frickin' moon, idiot. |
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