The Office Season 7 Quotes - Garage Sale - Quote #3799
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| Dwight Schrute: | What is this? |
| Jim Halpert: | How did those get out? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Professor Coperfield's Miracle Lagooms? |
| Jim Halpert: | I was in Jamaca, and I got lost and it was getting dark this one night and out of nowhere this guy comes with a cart and he's selling these. Dwight, he told me things about myself that there's no way he could have known. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's a common swindler's trick. |
| Jim Halpert: | Probably, probably. So I buy some. I turn the corner, I feel like an idiot, so I go back to get my money... He was gone. |
| Dwight Schrute: | So you want to sell ME magic beans? Hahaha! |
| Jim Halpert: | Correction: I do NOT want to sell you Professor Copperfields Miracle Lagooms. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Nice try. No- correction: terrible try. Ha. |
| [Later] | |
| Dwight Schrute: | (Dwight walks by Jim's table) Jim, put those away. |
| Jim Halpert: | (Sees the lagooms out and grabs them) Sorry about that, Pam must have put those out. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Alright, just out of curiosity, what were the claims to thise beans? |
| Jim Halpert: | They're lagooms, Dwight. And you're just going to make fun of me, so why would I..? You know what, this ends now. (tears up lagooms) |
| Dwight Schrute: | (Later) What the..?! (Sees the previously destroyed lagooms on Jim's table) |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh my God. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's impossible! |
| Jim Halpert: | It is. Right? I mean, it's impossible. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Alright. I'll take them. |
| Jim Halpert: | They're probably worthless. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Probably. |
| Jim Halpert: | Leave the telescope. |
| Dwight Schrute: | (To camera) I started with a thumb tac, and traded my way to a telescope. But in a way, the most vauable thing here wasnt the telescope at all. No, it was the packet of beans, and I traded the telescope for it, and I can just go buy another telescope. |
| (Later) (Dwight is seen watering the lagooms in flower pots. Dwight leaves and Jim comes out with full grown plants in pots that look the exact same.) |
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