The Office Season 6 Quotes - The Chump - Quote #3275
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| [Michael is making farting noises] | |
| Toby: | Come on Michael. You're interrupting. |
| Michael Scott: | You're kidding me! God! You say radon is silent but deadly and then you expect me not to make farting noises with my mouth? What is this! You know what we're not going to die of radon we're going to die of boredom. |
| [office laughs] | |
| Michael Scott: | Right? And if I had a gun, with two bullets, and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice. |
| [disapproval from everyone] | |
| Dwight Shrute: | You were being really funny, and then you went too far. |
| Michael Scott: | I would kill Bin Laden and then Toby. |
| Dwight Shrute: | No, it's still... |
| Michael Scott: | OK geniuses how would you do it? |
| Creed: | Curve the bullet, like in my favorite James McAvoy film, um, Wanted. |
| Oscar: | All that does is help you shoot around things. When there's Bin Laden-- |
| Ryan: | Is there a curtain rod in the room. |
| Michael Scott: | I donno. |
| Stanley: | How 'bout make believe land has anyyything you want. |
| Jim Halpert: | Stanley please. This is serious. |
| Angela: | Is this the thing where they use an icicle so there's no evidence. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes, we should stab Toby through the heart with an icicle. |
| Dwight Shrute: | Come on, the whole two bullet thing is a red herring. Here's how you do it, you line them all up, you take one bullet shoot them all through the throat at the same time. [stands up] Watch this, Phyllis, you're Hitler, come up here. Toby, you're Toby. Andy, you're Bin Laden. Line up. Throats together. |
| Toby: | I don't wanna do this. |
| Michael Scott: | Toby just do it! God! |
| Dwight Shrute: | [holding his fingers like a gun to Phyllis' throat] Ready? One bullet, and, boom! [shows bullet travelling through Toby and Andy's necks] |
| Michael Scott: | [the office applauds] It works! |
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