The Office Season 5 Quotes - New Boss - Quote #3764
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| Dwight Schrute: | Oh, here's one: a string quartet, playing classy-cal music. [Jim grimaces] |
| Michael Scott: | [watches Jim grimace, copies him] You know, that's good but it's not classy. I-I need something classy like the opening of a car dealership. |
| Jim Halpert: | That's it. Or Mr. Peanut. |
| Michael Scott: | Yes. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Mr. Peanut is not classy. |
| Michael Scott: | He is. |
| Dwight Schrute: | He is a regular peanut. He just happens to have a cane, a monocle and a top hat. |
| Michael Scott: | That's what makes him classy. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Okay, how about this? An ice sculpture, shaped like you, covered in chocolate-covered strawberries. |
| Jim Halpert: | Oh Dwight, you're trying too hard, and that's just not classy. You see, the thing about classy is it's a state of mind. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Well, I'm sorry, I just don't know what classy is then. |
| Jim Halpert: | Okay, well let's just try this one on for size. And I apologize because it's right off the top of my head: an ice sculpture. Of you. Completely surrounded by a variety of chocolate-covered fruits. |
| Michael Scott: | Strawberries? |
| Jim Halpert: | That's inspired. |
| Dwight Schrute: | I said that! [storms out, slams door behind him] |
| Pam Beesly: | Not classy. |
| Michael Scott: | Not classy at all. |
| Jim Halpert: | De classé. |
| Michael Scott: | French. Classy. |
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