The Office Season 5 Quotes - Lecture Circuit Part 2 - Quote #2406
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| Jim Halpert: | Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Here's one: it was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light, an intense pressure like I'd never felt before, father dressed in white, pulls me forward, mother bites the cord-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Ok stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting. And it doesn't count. So give me another one. |
| Dwight Schrute: | Schrutes don't celebrate birthdays, idiot. It started as a depression-era practicality and then, moved on to an awesome tradition that I look forward to every year! What about you. |
| Jim Halpert: | Ok, when I was seven my dad took me to the Natural History Museum in New York. And we looked at fossils all day. At the end of the day he got me a little, plastic triceratops. It was awesome. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's cool. Hey you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed! |
| Jim Halpert: | Didn't see that one coming. |
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