The Office Season 5 Quotes - Lecture Circuit Part 2 - Quote #2396
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| Dwight Schrute: | [yelling at Kelly] What did you learn in there? I bet you learned things, huh. Like how to fashion a shiv. Hmm? |
| Jim Halpert: | Hey, what the hell's going on? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Why don't you tell Jim where you were from age fourteen to fifteen. |
| Kelly: | I was kickin' it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | In juvie. |
| Jim Halpert: | What? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Juvie. Nile. Detention center. Where they send teenagers! |
| Jim Halpert: | Yep. |
| Dwight Schrute: | For re-- |
| Jim Halpert: | Got it. |
| Dwight Schrute: | [to Kelly] What did you do? |
| Jim Halpert: | Dwight? Sounds like she was fourteen so maybe you wanna go a little easy. |
| Dwight Schrute: | If she's old enough to get married, she's old enough to follow the law. What did you do! |
| Kelly: | My boyfriend dumped me. So I stole his boat. I mean he told me it was his boat it was actually his father's. I just thought it would be really romantic, like Thelma and Louise, but with like a boat. And it was, the worst year of my life and I can't believe that you guys are making me talk about this on my birthday! |
| Dwight Schrute: | I thought you said yesterday was your birthday! |
| Jim Halpert: | Hey! You know what? I... got you a cake! |
| Kelly: | [happy all of a sudden] You did? I wanna see the cake. |
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