The Office Season 5 Quotes - Golden Ticket - Quote #2478
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| Dwight Schrute: | It is my idea! I'm filled with good ideas! Thousands of good of ideas. |
| Michael Scott: | You are? Good ideas, huh? Hey did you come up with Toilet Buddy? It's a net, a circular net you put inside the toilet to catch all of your change and your wallet from falling into the toilet? Formerly known as Toilet Guard? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Horse. Boat. A canoe built around a horse so you can go from riding to water travel without slowing down. Horse boat! |
| Michael Scott: | Toilet sponge. It's a hallowed-out sponge-- |
| Dwight Schrute: | Gimme a break. |
| Michael Scott: | --that is more absorbent, and softer than toilet paper. I have a lot of toilet ideas. |
| Dwight Schrute: | That's cause they're easy-- |
| Michael Scott: | They're not easy-- |
| Dwight Schrute: | ...women's urinals... |
| Michael Scott: | Everybody has to go to the bathroom! |
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