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kiwi
kiwi September 16th, 2008
+3 votes
Sooooooooooooo excited for the new season! Just watched Season 4, forgot how funny that finale was!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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csoccerfreak99
csoccerfreak99 September 20th, 2008
0 votes
5 days i can't wait!!!
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trayy
trayy September 25th, 2008
+1 vote
CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT CAN'T WAIT
iluvjim22
iluvjim22 September 25th, 2008
0 votes
OMG ITS GONNA START IN ONE HOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hermyfan
hermyfan September 25th, 2008
0 votes
I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited right now!!!!!!!!!!!
marc
marc September 25th, 2008
0 votes
Wooo! I wish I was more into My Name is Earl... I can't concentrate on it anyway though hahaha
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hermyfan
hermyfan September 25th, 2008
0 votes
I haven't been this excited since, well I've never been this excited. lol
I've become a huge Office fan over the summer and this is my 1st season premire as an Office fanatic.
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marc
marc September 25th, 2008
0 votes
Is anyone around? What an episode... too many amazing things to know where to start. I will probably blog about it!
hermyfan
hermyfan September 25th, 2008
+1 vote
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M FREAKING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IS there anyone else out there who's this HAPPY!?!?!??!??!?!?!?!??!?!?
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abutterflykiss99
abutterflykiss99 September 25th, 2008
0 votes
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! Oh my God!!!!! Theyre finally engaged!
hermyfan
hermyfan September 25th, 2008
0 votes
I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH PAM AND JIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THAT FOR MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
trayy
trayy September 25th, 2008
0 votes
holy hell i almost died. i held my breath the whole time that was happening!!!!! oh man.
i really hope nothing bad happens because of pam and that guy. i thought it was hilarious though. i loved ittttttt! can't wait for more.
I WANT QUOTES
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cws7589
cws7589 September 25th, 2008
0 votes
I have been an Office fan ever since season two aired. I agree this is the greatest premier yet. Jim and Pam = freaking awesome. I feel so bad for Michael though, he does so many things right and then somehow finds that little way to ruin all of them. I can't wait for more episodes...

--Side Note--
Is Season 5 going to be available on iTunes as a "Season Pass" since NBC has agreed to come back to the iTunes Store? I haven't seen it yet and am really hoping NBC chooses to do it. I can't wait until next september for the DVD's!
ltshort1
ltshort1 September 26th, 2008
0 votes
omg omg omg omg omg....



finally!!! jim and pam thank god!!!
def. agree 100% best premier ever!!!! :D
kate1976
kate1976 September 26th, 2008
0 votes
LOVED IT!!!! It was a perfect premier...Michael falling down the steps had me in tears laughing, Holly defending "mentally challenged" Kevin, and of course my absolute fave moment of the episode...JIM AND PAM ARE ENGAGED!!!!!!!
kiwi
kiwi September 26th, 2008
0 votes
Anyone else notice that Meredith's face looked really really strange during the first couple weigh-ins? All red and blotchy... As far as I know, I didn't catch any explanation... If you recorded it, check it out...
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mrnovember
mrnovember September 26th, 2008
0 votes
I have a gripe with Ryan's 9/11 quote
Arrested Development already did something really similar and it was much, much better.

"As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Well, I don%u2019t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn%u2019t help."
jessiexx2
jessiexx2 September 26th, 2008
0 votes
IM SO HAPPY FOR PAM AND JIM! I've been waiting so long!! This episode was pretty GREAT! Cant wait for the next :]
3HolePunchChels
3HolePunchChels September 26th, 2008
0 votes
OH MY DEAR GOD, I THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN.
3HolePunchChels
3HolePunchChels September 26th, 2008
0 votes
When he planned to meet her, unexpectedly, I knew he would do something.
I didn't think he would propose in front of a gas station, but who cares? SHE SAID YES!
I jumped and screamed, and almost cried! I kept saying "Their engaged" over and over. I couldn't believe it.

Anywho, I was surprised at how into the diet everyone got. Kelly was so not herself, and they all looked depressed at the end. Except for Jim, duh.

Gahhhh. I'm so excited for this season.
hermyfan
hermyfan September 26th, 2008
0 votes
I should have realized that he was going to propose, because some spoiler I read before the episode said something about the Office having a bigger budget and using fake rain which involes something big and Jim and Pam related, which I assumed was the engagement, and I was right, but I didnt realize until right as it was happening, I was totally surprized, which was pretty great.

YEAH JIM AND PAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was laughin histaricly during when Holly was yelling at Angela for yelling at Kevin. It was probably the most hilarious moment I've ever seen. I couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes.
ILoveJimHalpert
ILoveJimHalpert September 26th, 2008
0 votes
BAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I am flipping out right now!!! I was jumping up and down too. I knew they had to get proposed in either the season opener, or the finale, and they already tried a finale last season, so I knew it was coming. That doesn't mean I didn't flip out when I saw it!!
hermyfan
hermyfan September 26th, 2008
0 votes
I felt like I should ahve known it was coming, but I was surprized and I've watched that part about 5 times already and I still want to watch it again.
hermyfan
hermyfan September 26th, 2008
0 votes
make that 6 times
trayy
trayy September 26th, 2008
0 votes
on demand? or tivo?
hermyfan
hermyfan September 26th, 2008
0 votes
Internet, www.nbc.com/The_Office they have just that clip, or u can watch the whole episode.
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Payno
Payno September 26th, 2008
0 votes
I skipped our team's football game to watch this episode...Let me just say....TOTALLY WORTH IT!
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ILoveJimHalpert
ILoveJimHalpert September 27th, 2008
0 votes
That definitely is worth it. I've been watching the episode, or the proposal pretty much nonstop. I start tearing up everytime I watch that.
mk893
mk893 September 28th, 2008
0 votes
ahhhhhh i was in tears. that episode was so so epic. ahhhh!!!!! i'm just scared something's gonna mess up the engagement! but NO! i would die... or sue... or both. a;lskdja;lskjdfahh!
hermyfan
hermyfan September 28th, 2008
0 votes
12 Times I've seen the proposal now, such a great clip. I know all the words by heart, becasue it's that important.
beck
beck September 28th, 2008
0 votes
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh Jim halpert :]

that episode could not have had a better ending and not I don't mean Toby (that was depressing) I meant the proposal
jjbaulikki
jjbaulikki June 22nd, 2009
0 votes
super funny clip. Seen it a ton and still laugh my butt off everytime

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crmagee12
crmagee12 June 12th, 2010
0 votes
"do u dink dat im retarded?" Kevin
jerseygirl08
jerseygirl08 July 4th, 2012
0 votes
all i could say was awhhhh.
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