The Office Season 5 Quotes - Lecture Circuit Part 1 - Quote #2355
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| Michael Scott: | Well Pam and I have eloped. Actually, we just robbed a bank! And we are on the lamb. [laughs] Seriously, I am on a lecture circuit. Apparently, Scranton has the best sales of any regional branch, so David Wallace has asked me to go to all the branches - except Nashua, still a little bit raw, there - but I am going to these branches and I am telling them my secret recipe for success. My eleven business herbs and spices, in a sales batter. [Pam, struggling with Michael's luggage, drops it behind him] Ohhh THAT. Well that, is Pam. Pam is coming along as my assistant and my driver so I can focus. And I like to pack heavy. |
| Pam Beesly: | He brought a sled. |
| Michael Scott: | No! That is a toboggan. You never know when you're going to find a snowy hill. So. Every musician has a hot assistant and every rock star has a roadie and Pam is my hot roadie. |
| Pam Beesly: | Yeah! I love being on the road, but I especially love the time-and-a-half pay, twenty-four hours a day for three days. 'Cause, I have a mortgage now! Gotta bring home the bucks! |
| Michael Scott: | Yea-oh don't say bucks, that's not lady-like. |
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