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I love love love this episode! I just laughed out loud -- right here at my computer --. My dog is looking at me kind of weirdly. :D

I completely agree..this is probably my favorite episode! It's hilarious!

It's great! I totally wasn't expecting the return of Elizabeth the stripper! (I think that's her name)

It is such a funny episode! I love how Michael thinks 5k is 5000 miles!

i cant beat rabies!!!! michael is awesome

Michael's reluctant explanation of how Meredith got hit by a car was the most amazing thing I have ever heard

I like how Stanley got mad at how Michael described her recovery. It's rare to even hear him speak and when he does he's usually on a tear! Hilarious.

I think that was the best season opener yet -- and they did a great job of keeping it a surprise. It was such a shock to hear the "THUMP" and see Meredith roll off the trunk.

Can someone explain this to me: Pam ACTUALLY bought a celebrity sex tape? I don't understand that. Is it a joke or are we supposed to actually believe she was at work buying this sort of stuff. That seems sort of far fetched.

I still can't believe no one's mentioned how ridiculous Andy's bloody nipples are!

I agree with marc, what was with her buying the sex tape? it was somewhat amusing, but seemed out of place on the show.

secondly, i had the biggest grin when you got the view of jim and pam from the back and they started holding hands. toooo cute. :)

I love this episode. 5K is not 5000 miles!

Some great lines to kick off the season! We got some great single lines from this one. I agree- the sex tape was a little confusing. "It happened so fast!" haha...

I think it was supposed to be a joke for the IT guy or something. I'm not sure though, it was a little confusing. It was agreat start to the season though.

One of the greatest Office moments ever: Andy's bloody nipples

i love when michaels says myth: 3 ppl a yr die from rabies fact: 4 ppl a yr die from rabies. and then the part when he's talking bout rabies and darrly is feeding the squirrel

Definately the best season premire and possibly the best episode. =)

Hell yes, how many of you know someone who has rabies, 1, 2 , too many to count. Michael is an idiot. Oh and your cat is dead.

i cant believe dwight mercy killed angela's cat!

so many things to comment on 1)5k is 5000 miles! 2) so happy for ryan and i hope that he becomes as obnoxious to michael as possible 3) stanley first line is brilliant 4) what is we're fine 5) jealously amongst angela's cats 6) michael throws daryll out the window 7) stanley's second line is amazing 8) occasionally i'll hit someone with my car

an amazing start to an excellent season

what about the quote where michael discrobes the creature lol the head of a mercat

i don't even know how many times ive watched this episode!! i love it! every time i see michael hit meredith with the car i loose it! "with the energy we r using to keep meredith alive we could power a small fan 4 2 days... u tell me whats unethical..." i love it!

Ok look, gasp if you must, raise your eyebrows in disdain, roll your eyes until you get dizzy and fall over... but I didn't even know there was a show called "The Office" until I happened thru the den to find my 15 year old son was gasping and falling off of the couch, and yet in my preparation to perform the Heimlich maneuver on him, I get caught up in this thing on TV about rabies, a race... I think at first it's some unusual documentary... but I can't help laughing (as irreverant as it seemed at the time), and gasping for my breath, falling off of the couch... oh yeah, my son!!! Uh-hem... turns out, he was not actually gasping from asphyxiation by some morsel of food, but from laughter. Sheer uncontrollable laughter, brought on by complete lunacy on the tube, and I was unable to save him from it, being no better off myself, as it were. I've been hooked ever since.

I LOVE this episode!!!!!! It's definitly one of my favorites!!!!! I like Michael's quote "Myth: 3 people a year die from Rabies. Fact: 4 people every year die from Rabies." and Darryl is feeling the squirrel. And then I Like the part where Jim and Pam stop by the sale and Jim's like "What if I told you that all the money you spend here goes to prevent a disease that's already been cured?".

i think its funny how he always shows his thing to pam