The Office Season 2 Quotes - Dwight's Speech - Quote #485
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| Dwight Schrute: | Excuse me. May I have your attention, please. There has been an accident on 84-West. Cars have skidded off the road into the safety railing. Several cars have flipped. There is broken glass everywhere. Several people are injured. |
| Pam Beesly: | Do we know anyone who was in the accident? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Brad Pitt. Also, there will be no bonuses. |
| Stanley: | Why would this affect our bonuses? |
| Dwight Schrute: | They are unrelated. |
| Kelly: | Is Brad ok? |
| Dwight Schrute: | He will never act again. Also, this branch is closing. |
| Oscar: | What the hell's going on here? |
| Angela: | Are we out of jobs? |
| Dwight Schrute: | Yes. |
| Kelly: | This is karma because of what he did to Jennifer Anniston. |
| Michael Scott: | He was kidding. Dwight was kidding and I don't know why because it wasn't funny and was, just, horrible. |
| Stanley: | Michael, you said we were getting bonuses. |
| Michael Scott: | Alright, everybody in the conference room now. Let's go. Let's do it. |
| Stanley: | [into phone] Cancel the wallpaper. |
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