The Office Season 1 Quotes - Pilot - Quote #1918
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| Michael Scott: | [Talking to Pam]As you know, there is going to be downsizing. And you have made my life so much easier, in that, I am going to have to let you go first. |
| Pam Beesly: | What? Why? |
| Michael Scott: | Why? Well, theft, and stealing. |
| Pam Beesly: | Stealing? Um...what am I supposed to have stolen? |
| Micheal Scott: | Post-it notes. |
| Pam Beesly: | Post-it notes? What are those 50 cents? |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, well, you steal a thousand Post-it notes at 50 cents a piece, and, you know, you've made a profit... margin, you're going to run us out of business Pam. |
| Pam Beesly: | Are you serious? |
| Michael Scott: | Yeah, I am. |
| Pam Beesly: | Um...I can't believe this. I mean, I've never even stolen a paperclip and now you're firing me. |
| Michael Scott: | The best thing about this is that, we're not going to have to give you any severance pay. Because... that is... gross miss conduct and uh, just clean out your desk. Sorry. [Pam starts crying] [After a long pause] You've been X-Punked! Surprise! It's a joke. We were joking around! See? Okay, he was in on it, he was my accomplice. [Ryan shaking his head] And it was kind of a moral booster thing. And we were showing the new guy around, and, kinda giving him the feel of the place. |
| Pam Beesly: | You're a jerk! |
| Michael Scott: | I don't know about that. |
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