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Conference Room (6 Comments)

bigtuna February 13th, 2008

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This episode is such an instant classic - so many memorable quotes and such a great introduction to the characters.

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marc February 13th, 2008

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It is so very nostalgic to go back and watch Season 1 - Episode 1!

iluvjim22 April 18th, 2008

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i love how michael calls jan hilary rodham clinton...haa

LordRupertEverton May 2nd, 2008

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Has anyone seen the BBC version of the office? I love both versions. There are a lot of these quotes that come straight from the pilot of the UK office. great stuff

trayy August 20th, 2008

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why is there quotes from other episodes in here? sorry, it just totally confused me.

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