5 Random The Office Quotes

Season 2 - The Carpet

Ryan: Hey Jim, Michael wanted me to ask you how to raise your desk chair.
Jim Halpert: It's the lever on the side.
Ryan: That's what I told him, thanks.

Season 5 - The Duel

Michael Scott: So I was in the office. And I look over, to our accounting division and there is Kevin Malone. Kevin is wearing, a jacket that I've never seen before. And, I call over to Kevin, "Kevin! Is that a tweed jacket." And he looks at me and he says Michael yes it is a tweed jacket. And I look back at him and I say, "I feel the NEED! The need for tweed."
David Wallace: It's hard to try to evaluate yourself, Michael, but I appreciate you trying. [standing up] And thanks for coming in!
Michael Scott: Oh, thank you. [stands up to shake David's hand] I have to say I am so impressed with the potential you see in me. [sits back down to finish his food as David opens the door for Michael]
David Wallace: [pauses for a moment] Yeah. Finish it. [sits back down]

Season 1 - The Alliance

Dwight Schrute: Hey.
Michael Scott: Hey.
Dwight Schrute: You wanted to see me?
Michael Scott: Uh, yeah. What do you know about Meredith?
Dwight Schrute: I don't think she'd be missed.

Season 2 - Booze Cruise

Pam Beesly: It's getting kind of rowdy down there.
Jim Halpert: Yeah, 'Darryl! Darryl! Darryl!'
Pam Beesly: Sometimes I just don't get Roy... I mean I donno... so... what's it like dating a cheerleader?
Jim Halpert: Well... um.
[awkward silence]

Season 3 - The Merger

Pam Beesly: Am I being mean to Dwight? I dunno. I did just make him run around the building and I have no intention in timing him. This isn't even a stopwatch. It's a digital thermometer. He does make my life harder sometimes. And on purpose. Like he tried to put meters on the bathroom stalls as a way of bringing in more money for the company. [To Dwight] Hey. Three more laps to go! You gotta pick it up if you're going to beat Toby!
Dwight Schrute: Ahhh!
Pam Beesly: I should probably get back to work. [goes inside]