5 Random The Office Quotes

Season 1 - Health Care

Jim Halpert: Jim Halpert.
Dwight Schrute: Let me out.
Jim Halpert: Who IS this?
Dwight Schrute: Let me out or you're fired
Jim Halpert: No, you can't fire me.
Dwight Schrute: Yes I can. I'm manager for the day. Clean out your desk.
Jim Halpert: Okay, can you hold on? I'm getting the, ah. (answers incoming call) Jim Halpert.
Pam Beesly: Hi Jim. It's Pam.
Dwight Schrute: JIM! OPEN THE DOOR!
Pam Beesly: Good, how are you? Busy?
Jim Halpert: I'm doing okay, getting excited for the weekend though. What are you up to?
Dwight Schrute: JIM!!
Pam Beesly: Um, I'm not bothering you, am I?
Jim Halpert: No, not at all.

Season 2 - Drug Testing

Michael Scott: [imitating stoner] Dude, where's my office? I totally lost it...because I was half-baked, smoking doobies. Doobie Brothers. Smoking doobies with my brothers...Peace out, Seacrest!

Season 6 - Niagara

[Jim and Pam's Wedding Instructions on the whiteboard]
DO'S: Have a good time, dance when it's appropriate, eat dinner.
DON'TS: Make a big scene, cry, take to our family (VERY BUSY!), firecrackers.

Season 5 - Business Trip

Michael Scott: Meredith I would like you to pretend that you are from Abu Dhabi.
Meredith: Hellloo...
Michael Scott: I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket. [puts his jacket over Meredith's head] You are now sexy in your culture.

Season 3 - Beach Games

Dwight Schrute: If Michael organizes some sort of group hug, stand next to me.