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Season 5 - Dream Team

Michael Scott: [to Pam, upset in car] I thrive on negativity. In the seventh grade, my math teacher told me I was flunking. You know what? The next day I scored six goals for my hockey team. So there you go.

Season 4 - Fun Run

Michael Scott: I'm not a bad guy, I am a good guy, who just, hits women with his car.

Season 6 - Whistleblower

Jo Bennett: Hey I appreciate you reading that statement. You looked pretty up there.
Michael Scott: That was fun.
Jo Bennett: I hope your rough patch ends soon.
Michael Scott: Thanks. Today helped.
Jo Bennett: Well, gimme a shout. If I can brighten your life.
Michael Scott: OK. Hey, you could transfer Holly back form Nashua.
Jo Bennett: Let me see what I can do.

Season 6 - Whistleblower

Michael Scott: [reading a statement to the press] We at Sabre have betrayed the trust that we have built with our customers. We regret our slow response and lapse in candour and judgement. At this time, we are issuing a full recall of all Sabre GH400 printers. We will not rest until this problem is solved. There will be no questions. Are there any questions.

Season 6 - Whistleblower

Jo Bennett: Oh honey, surely you don't want that.
Michael Scott: I surely do, and don't call me honey. Airplane 2.