http://www.theofficequotes.com/rss/latestQuotes.rss From TheOfficeQuotes.com en-us (c) 2008 TheOfficeQuotes.com 2010-03-12T17:12:02+01:00 TheOfficeQuotes.com Quotes from The Office http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day <b>Dwight Shrute:</b> What the hell is this? This is not Megadesk.<br /><b>Jim Halpert:</b> Oh! No, it's not. They call it Quad-desk.<br /><b>Dwight Shrute:</b> That's ridiculous, this is made up of three desks.<br /><b>Jim Halpert:</b> Oh my God. We're gonna have to rename it then aren't we.<br /><b>Dwight Shrute:</b> <i>[answering ringing phone underneath the desks]</i> Hello Dwight Schrute?<br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day <b>Michael Scott:</b> Did I mess up my career today? My future prospects at Sabre, I donno, there is a chance, yes. I'll tell you what I love my job. But Jo, wants me to put on a show for her and pretend to work late? I spent all day trying to make her like me that I forgot to ask myself something, do I even like her! As the Irish poet Bobby McFerrin said, don't worry be happy.<br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day <b>Michael Scott:</b> Do I really wanna turn out like Gabe? 26. Single. Tied to my desk. No life no family. I want to have been married by the time I would've turned thirty. That's just... that's just depressing.<br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day <b>Michael Scott:</b> How late are we gonna work tonight?<br /><b>Gabe:</b> You never know with Jo. Sometimes we're here to midnight, sometimes she doesn't show up for three days.<br /><b>Michael Scott:</b> Why does she do that. Why doesn't she just tell you what your schedule is.<br /><b>Gabe:</b> Yeah, that'd be awesome. I could get a girlfriend! I wouldn't have to go to Amsterdam seven times a year. But, uh, I'm young. Right? "I will date when I'm dead!" <i>[laughs]</i><br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day <b>Angela:</b> Yes, I am anxious to get out of work. But let me be clear, it's not to celebrate St. Patrick's Day. It's so I can protest St. Patrick's Day.<br /> http://www.theofficequotes.com/season-6/st-patricks-day